Charles Bukowski Fantasy Camp |
I've had a good year. Made more money than ever before, got rid of the day job, put room on my credit cards and everything. Having said that, I also spent 3 months homeless.Wrote a song about it. Wann... Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:48:00 PST |
Sexual Deviants are Conspiring to Save the World. |
Sexual deviants are conspiring to save the world.I went to a Chinese food place one time: my favorite Chinese resturant. They've got my favorite chow mein. Really thick. Chow Mein is always relati... Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:21:00 PST |
Notes of a Dirty Young Man |
I almost went the whole day without writing anything. I almost went the past 6 months without writing anything. I knew I had to write something before I logged off tonight. What if I don't wake up ... Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:01:00 PST |
I Think I like Lindsay Lohan |
I didn't think that I did, but then I watched Mean Girls. She has really nice teeth. Not perfect, just nice. Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:09:00 PST |
Punked x 2 |
I went in for an audition for the Emmy Nominated, "Punked." I like auditions about as much as I like rectal surgery (alot!). In the waiting room, I ran into this chick named Jen who's friends with m... Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Wed, 17 May 2006 01:24:00 PST |
I've Finally Contributed Something After All These Years of Selfishly Taking |
I invented a drink this weekend called "The Midlife Crisis."
It's a Miller High Life in one hand and a Wild Turkey 101 with no ice in the other. It's High Life vs. Low life (Drinking Wild Turkey... Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 11:53:00 PST |
Deaf Comedy Jam |
Last Saturday I was settling into the V.I.P. (read: Very Important Person) Booth at the Irvine Improv at the Irvine Spectrum. I was taking a deep breath, inhaling oxygen: my new alternative to drinki... Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 06:05:00 PST |
Sexy Comedy |
Last night I was eating shit, doing a set at The Lucky Strike Lanes in The Hollywood and Highland SuperSonicMegaChromaticComplex. All I could hear were bowling balls colliding with pins at my ba... Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 10:13:00 PST |
I went to see Dinosaur Jr. last night |
And I really enjoyed myself. I'm not even kidding. I didn't say anything sarcastic or mean for like 3 hours. I was totally smiling.
Then it was over and I started thinking abo... Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 10:41:00 PST |
You can't lol yourself |
People write shit on their profile and then write, "lol". You can't do that. It's not up to you. Does anybody care about the rules? Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |