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Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge

The Full Charge

About Me

I've been doing comedy a long time. The first time I stood up, I was already on stage doing stand up. www.thefullcharge.com, ya' heard me?

My Interests

Black Market Baby Trade

www.thefullcharge.com

I'd like to meet:

Izzy Stradlin.

Music:

Whatever band you like, I like them too, only I just like their old stuff that you've never heard. Plus I've seen them live the second week they were together. Guess you're not a real fan, asshole.

Movies:

Dazed and Confused

Television:

Anything with a monkey in it.

Books:

Fear and Loathing In Glendale.

Heroes:

Tone Loc

My Blog

Charles Bukowski Fantasy Camp

I've had a good year. Made more money than ever before, got rid of the day job, put room on my credit cards and everything. Having said that, I also spent 3 months homeless.Wrote a song about it. Wann...
Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:48:00 PST

Sexual Deviants are Conspiring to Save the World.

Sexual deviants are conspiring to save the world.I went to a Chinese food place one time: my favorite Chinese resturant. They've got my favorite chow mein. Really thick. Chow Mein is always relati...
Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:21:00 PST

Notes of a Dirty Young Man

I almost went the whole day without writing anything. I almost went the past 6 months without writing anything. I knew I had to write something before I logged off tonight. What if I don't wake up ...
Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:01:00 PST

I Think I like Lindsay Lohan

I didn't think that I did, but then I watched Mean Girls. She has really nice teeth. Not perfect, just nice.
Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:09:00 PST

Punked x 2

I went in for an audition for the Emmy Nominated, "Punked."  I like auditions about as much as I like rectal surgery (alot!).  In the waiting room, I ran into this chick named Jen who's friends with m...
Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Wed, 17 May 2006 01:24:00 PST

I've Finally Contributed Something After All These Years of Selfishly Taking

I invented a drink this weekend called "The Midlife Crisis." It's a Miller High Life in one hand and a Wild Turkey 101 with no ice in the other.  It's High Life vs. Low life (Drinking Wild Turkey...
Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 11:53:00 PST

Deaf Comedy Jam

Last Saturday I was settling into the V.I.P. (read: Very Important Person) Booth at the Irvine Improv at the Irvine Spectrum.  I was taking a deep breath, inhaling oxygen: my new alternative to drinki...
Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 06:05:00 PST

Sexy Comedy

Last night I was eating shit, doing a set at The Lucky Strike Lanes in The Hollywood and Highland SuperSonicMegaChromaticComplex.  All I could hear were bowling balls colliding with pins at my ba...
Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 10:13:00 PST

I went to see Dinosaur Jr. last night

And I really enjoyed myself.  I'm not even kidding.  I didn't say anything sarcastic or mean for like 3 hours.  I was totally smiling.  Then it was over and I started thinking abo...
Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 10:41:00 PST

You can't lol yourself

People write shit on their profile and then write, "lol".  You can't do that.  It's not up to you. Does anybody care about the rules?
Posted by Matt Fulchiron: The Full Charge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST