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About Me

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I have been doing a show for Adult Swim called "Cat vs. Dog". Click HERE to view some clips from the show!
You can also read my "Cat vs. Dog" Live Journal HERE!
Here are some recent interviews:
"TV Veteran Finds Humor in Uncomfortable Moments"
- An Article in The Columbus Dispatch
Gerry Red Wilson Benefit Interview on the Gothamist
Banned Promotions Interview
Picket-Line Blues
ONE DIRTY LOOK AT A TIME
"Hey Buddy, That's MY Line"
"Holy Jokes: Greg Fitzsimmons has some serious baggage!" - An interview with the Philadelphia City Newspaper

"I am a child. I'll last a while. You can't conceive of the pleasure in my smile."- N. Young.....Sychophantic. Xenophobe. Didactic. Hegemonic. Iconoclastic. I'm a person who wonders what these words mean.
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My Interests

INTERESTS

My interests?
Interest on my mortgage 5 3/4%
Interest on my student loan 4%
Interest on my car loan 4 1/2%
Interest in my CD "Fitz of Laughter" 100%

MUSIC

Beatles, Stones. Who & Zeppelin. Jimi. Dylan. Tom Waites, Patty Griffin, Bruce, The Clancy Brothers, Billy Bragg, and anyone else who writes sad/ angry songs

MOVIES

Rushmore, Night at The Opera, Raising Arizona, Scarface, The Godfather 1 and 2, Caddyshack, Fearless, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Bad Boys, Airplane 1&2, Monumental

TELEVISION

"Lucky Louie", "The Sopranos" "House" "Maximum Exposure" "Cheaters" "Daily Show"

HEROS

Bill Clinton, George Carlin, MLK, Howard Stern, David Carradine, Richard Pryor, JFK (not in any order)

BOOKS

The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Confederacy of Dunces, Trinity, The Sun Also Rises, Naked, A People's History of The United States, Middlesex, Disgrace, The Constant Gardener, A Prayer for Owen Meaney, The Idiots Guide to Crack.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the guy who invented racism. I punch that guy right in the face.

My Blog

Check out this event: Greg Fitzsimmons @ Denver Comedy Works

Hosted By: Greg FitzsimmonsWhen: Thursday Mar 13, 2008 at 8:00 PMWhere: Denver Comedy Works1226 15th StreetDenver, Colorado|6 80202United StatesDescription:Greg Fitzsimmons Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:41:00 PST

Check out this event: Greg Fitzsimmons @ Denver Comedy Works

Interview regarding Gerry Red Wilson Benefit

Here's an interview I did with the Gothamist: Greg Fitzsimmons, Comedian Next Wednesday a cornucopia of comedians (Dave Attell, Louis C.K., Artie Lange and more) will gather at Town Hall for the The...
Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:57:00 PST

New Reality

The networks announced that they are launching nothing but Reality and Game Shows until the Strike is resolved. A friend from the Studios just faxed me a highly classified preview of what programs a...
Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:56:00 PST

Picket Lines: The Key to the Strike

If we want to end this thing immediately, let's get the hair and makeup people to strike. Then we'll see how ugly Betty really is. I've seen a lot of writers praying to God in the last few days. Th...
Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:56:00 PST

Picket Lines

There haven't been this many rich Jews doing laps since the Friars Club closed their swimming pool. Turns out that Halloween was the last chance for a lot of Hollywood actors to perform. I opened up...
Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:56:00 PST

No Deal

My wife insists on watching the Evening news to make sure she is as worried as humanely possible about things that are out of her control.The other night a mulatto newswoman with a crew cut and no acc...
Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:56:00 PST

Some Tips on Circumcision

My son is not circumcised. Shortly before he was born the A.M.A. announced they were no longer recommending the procedure. This has not influenced many parents who continue slicing a small piece of ...
Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:56:00 PST

Airplane Jokes

Flying back from Ohio on Sunday I'm standing behind an Old Lady in the security line. As her one carry-on bag disappears into the X-Ray Machine, an alarm goes off and Airport Security jumps into acti...
Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:56:00 PST

Starbucks: Where Everybody Knows Your Name

For Christmas I handed out Starbucks Gift Cards to everyone I knew. It felt really nice to see the smiles on their faces. Did it bother me that the cards had no value since I swiped them off the dis...
Posted by Greg Fitzsimmons on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:56:00 PST