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Stitch Jones The Ayahtollah of Rock and Rolla!

About Me

I like the old batman, the new tarzan, csi VEgas, Heineken. Lately I have been fishing, and beaching. Getting back on a surfboard was an adventure. But im not that far away from when I used to suck at it. I like poo jokes, there great. I once held a job at a law firm defending captain crunch against allegations that his cereal cuts the roof of childrens mouths. I like pepsi over coke, eggs over easy! Two things that scare me in life: Chris Czachs tooth, and losing. Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "who has more testicles" match, and won, by 5! the moral of the story "don't fuck with chuck!"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Shoeless Joe Jackson, Bob Weir, my grandfather, James Joyce, Ernest Hemingway, and the san diego chicken, well him or ron jeremy. Juaquin Andujar, Howard Stern, Bob Dylan, Rufus Wainwright, Neil Young, LEN FUCKING DYKSTRA, Denny Maclean, Mark Fidirich, Wally Backman, oh and dont forget Toby Harrah!

My Blog

UFC!

Long time no blog!!!  Well, I am finally settled enough to sit down and write something.  Since last time alot has happened in the MMA arena.  First and for most Kimbo Slice:  Fina...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:19:00 GMT

Tom Glavine

As a met fan i grew to hate Tom Glavine.  AS a member of the most dominant team in the national league, nobody was more responsible for making my beloved mets the perennial brides maid, than he.&...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 00:20:00 GMT

UFC 87 the aftermath!

Did any of you guys or gals see the last pay per view! IF so you would have to agree that it was the most exciting fight card in a long time!  thoughts on the performances! Kenny Florian over Rog...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:40:00 GMT

Georgia on my mind!

Once again the sleeping giant has been roused from his democratic sleep.  Russia as you know invaded the sovereign country of Georgia this week, crippling its infrastructure, and killing hundreds...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:49:00 GMT

The Best Ever!

I am saddened to no end to find out one of my heroes has died!  George Carlin has been a favorite of mine, since my dad would let me listen to him in my basement at 5 yrs old!  His social co...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:27:00 GMT

Election

With the election that this country is heading for, we have to ask ourselves one question.  "Who do we want to take the ball in game seven of the world series" .  I think of politics th...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:34:00 GMT

Nhl Finals, NBA Finals

I know its been a while, but when you are without the internet, well, your blogging kind of takes a hit.  Anyway After watching last nights NBA game 5, I realized something.  We are in the m...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:08:00 GMT

Superbowl!

First of all, I admit i could not have been more wrong in my score prediction.  The Giants beat the Pats, in every area of the game last night!   Probably the best superbowl I have ever seen...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 04:08:00 GMT

To Sydney Crosby and the Penguins PLAYERS!!!

A authentic apology!  Two weeks ago when i was on the Scott Farrel show, I stated "I hope Crosby breaks his fucking LEG".  Now obviously a high ankle sprain and a broken leg are quite differ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:19:00 GMT

Johan the Great!!!!!

Finally!!!!  Omar Minaya, has turned the team from perennial pretenders, to instant contenders.  Not only does Santana provide for a bonafide ace postion, in the mets starting rotation, but ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:03:00 GMT