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About Me

"My feelings would best be expressed in a monologue from the made-for-TV movie 'Portrait of a Teenage Centerfold' starring Ms. Lori Singer from "Footloose": 'It excites me, daddy. Don't you see? I like it when the men look at me. You try to keep me trapped here in this small town like a little animal, but I'm busting out, daddy. I want to see the world and the world is going to see me. They're going to see all of me, daddy. All of me! Look! Look!'"

My Interests

My interests include pretty much EVERYTHANG my mother said was bad.

I'd like to meet:

You for drinks.

Music:

This list would be RIDICULOUSLY LONG, so this might give you a better idea of what I listen to . . .

Movies:

Beetlejuice
Before Sunrise
The Breakfast Club
Bridget Jones's Diary
Christmas Vacation
Clerks
Dangerous Liasons
Dirty Dancing
The Dreamers
Edward Scissorhands
11:14
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Four Weddings And A Funeral
Grease
Heathers
Hedwig And The Angry Inch
High Fidelity
The Hole
The Indiana Jones Trilogy
In The Cut
Lonesome Jim
The Lost Boys
Lost In Translation
Love Comes To The
Executioner
Murder By Numbers
Never Been Kissed
Office Space
101
Pretty In Pink
The Princess Bride
Pulp Fiction
The Rocky Horror Picture
Show
Secretary
Sixteen Candles
A Slipping-Down Life
Some Kind Of Wonderful
Speed
Swingers
Tapeheads
The Thing Called Love
This Is Spinal Tap
The Truth About Cats And
Dogs
Vacation
Velvet Goldmine
Weird Science
Wet Hot American Summer
When Harry Met Sally
While You Were Sleeping
Y Tu Mama Tambien

Television:

What did I ever do before my DVR? Seriously.

Chuck
The Closer
The Graham Norton Show
The Henry Rollins Show
How I Met Your Mother
IndyCar Series
It's Always Sunny In
Philadelphia
Law and Order
Law and Order: CI
Law and Order: SVU
My Name Is Earl
NASCAR Racing
NFL Football
The Office
Psych
Reno 911!
Rescue Me
Rock Of Love With Bret
Michaels
Scrubs
30 Rock

Books:

Everybody has been giving me gag books lately like The Best Places To Meet Good Men, Chicken Soup For The Single's Soul, The Complete Idiots Guide To Dating, etc. Do you think they're trying to tell me something?

Heroes:

Janice, guitarist for Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, from "The Muppet Show".

My Blog

I’m on Facebook, bitches.

I broke down and joined Facebook, too. If you know my REAL name or email address, knock me up, I mean, hit me up over there.
Posted by Wildflower on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:13:00 PST

"Raaaaaspberries!"

I babysat my 3-year-old niece, Cayla, this weekend. She brought over her JCPenney Chirstmas catalog 'n' poured 'n' poured over it. (Remember doin' that as a kid? Flaggin' all the pages, so...
Posted by Wildflower on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:40:00 PST

"I'm back, baby, I'm back!"

I feel just like George in "The Mango" episode . . . KRAMER: . . . Here, have some mango. GEORGE: I don't want any mango. KRAMER: Come on, take some. It's good. (George tries ...
Posted by Wildflower on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:36:00 PST

"My guitar wants to kill yer mama."

And, apparently, my hard drive wants to kill me. *sniff-sniffle*I received the black-screen-of-death yesterday on the ol' 'puter so, after what seemed like HOURS on the phone with an HP tech support...
Posted by Wildflower on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:01:00 PST

My First Hangover

I was 17 and went to a party at Missy Cornett's house. By about 9 pm, I called my parents and lied that it was a girls-only slumber party and that I'd be spendin' the night. I, then, proceeded to...
Posted by Wildflower on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:27:00 PST

An Obsessive/Compulsive's Guide To CD Burnin'

1) Weigh the pros 'n' cons of which recipient will most appreciate/benefit/delight from receivin' burned CD. 2) Painstakingly research what particular types of music recipient likes and di...
Posted by Wildflower on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:14:00 PST

What My Once-Favorite Pre-Teen Purchased Albums Say About Me

Wow, I was REALLY LAME at age 7.Oh, and please note the "Don't Knock It" and yellow smiley face stickers lovingly placed upon the Donny Osmond and John Travolta albums....
Posted by Wildflower on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:48:00 PST