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Dr. Fernando Shortcream

132 and Bush...I've got him at gunpoint

About Me



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My Interests

Horror films and books, Burlesque, Singing, Cats, Men, Lingerie, Chips and Salsa, Makeup, Music, and my wonderful friends.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet creative people who share my passions for horror films, Ween, and the art of beautification. keep it metal mike the headless chicken

Music:

Got to have Ween, first and foremost. Flaming Lips, Depeche Mode, Tears for Fears, Stevie Nicks, Journey, Michael Jackson (the old days), David Allen Coe, Queen, Ladytron, I could go on and on and on.....so I won't

Movies:

Horror, horror and more horror!!! My favorite is the time honored classic TCM, but I also love Japanese shock like the Guinea Pig Series and of course Takeshi Miike among others. I'm really getting into Italian giallo films as well like Fulci and Argento. Cronenberg, Peter Jackson, Coscarelli, King, etc. are all favorites as well. Non horror would include the always funny "growing up in the 'hood" spoofs. Coming to America is one of my all time favorites. I love immature comedy, it's really fun.I did all the female voices for this cartoon

Television:

Simpsons, SNL, Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Top Chef, Project Runway and that's about it.

Books:

Stephen King, F. Paul Wilson, horror novels and anthologies, true crime, graphic novels and Beatrix Potter

Heroes:

My mother of course, Bill Hicks, Dita von Teese, Phil Hartman, Dean and Gene, Stevie Wonder