"Its tricky to rock around, to rock around your page thats right, its tricky..." |
Ok...what filthy mongoloid whore at MySpace headquarters thought it would be cool to allow anyone with opposable thumbs and a wicked-obnoxious song echoing through their misshapen, peanut-like heads, ...
Posted by BAILEY on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:42:00 PST |
MySpace is still my space...what the shit??? |
I have taken a lengthy hiatus from the evil time-siphon known as MySpace...only because I switched jobs and couldn’t gain access to it anymore due to the firewall at work (and no, the anonymous ...
Posted by BAILEY on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:05:00 PST |
Go Fork Myself |
Once again, I'm amazed I've survived serious injury this long!
For those of you completely oblivious to my routine, self-destructive daily antics, let's just say I'm not the most graceful gau...
Posted by BAILEY on Thu, 03 May 2007 05:00:00 PST |
The game is Afoot!!!! |
"I'm rubber and you're glue&whatever you say bounces off a' me and sticks to you&change backs&no change backs&infinity!!!"
Ahhh yes&the games children play&I remember them well. In fact, I...
Posted by BAILEY on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:14:00 PST |
Blue's Clueless |
O.K, first let me say I've had some whacked out dreams in the past but this one made me feel retardamated!
Picture a hot, bikini clad babe, glistening with perspiration on a secluded beach&tal...
Posted by BAILEY on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:51:00 PST |
Ghetto Sleep Numbers |
After many twilight hours of late-night-basic-cable, infomercial induced, subliminal badgering, I finally had to break down and do it! I had become thoroughly compelled to know exactly what in GOD'S N...
Posted by BAILEY on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:36:00 PST |
JELL-O Heads |
I was zoning out watching TV a while ago and happened upon a rather interesting scientific investigation on one of the primo cable channels or such. See, it was documenting an actual scientific study ...
Posted by BAILEY on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:53:00 PST |
Cracka' Please!... |
I think I have officially become a "stereotype".
On a recent trip to the Highland Mall for some much needed "Bling", I found myself in a bit of an racial predicament so-to-speak. You see, I ha...
Posted by BAILEY on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 06:43:00 PST |
To Drive Thru or not to Drive Thru&that's the McQuestion |
On a recent "haul-ass-and-get-back-before-your-shitty-little-20-min-brea
k-is-over" lunch break at work, myself and a couple of co-peons ran to Mickie D's to harden our arteries. We were counting the m...
Posted by BAILEY on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:20:00 PST |
Fried chicken and Chia People... |
So I was at Popeye's the other day, because I guess I feel I'm lacking in my daily consumption of Ecoli, cholesterol, and harmful carcinogens, right? Anyway, I walk up to the counter and scan the menu...
Posted by BAILEY on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:51:00 PST |
