John Fucking Rabon

You're fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

About Me

JohnRabon.com
Although anything on my website can be found here on myspace, so big fucking deal.

My Interests

Toeing the mark and walking the line

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Waylon Goddamn Jennings, Nick Cave, AC/DC, Supersuckers, Velvet Underground, MC5, T Rex, The Kinks, Morphine, Clutch, Howlin' Wolf, Scott H. Biram, Fluke, Massive Attack, Monster Magnet, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion...This list goes on.

Movies:

Miller’s Crossing, Fight Club, Big Lebowski, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Way of the Gun, Grosse Point Blank, Sin City, Brick, Big Trouble in Little China, Bullitt, Army of Darkness, Snatch, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Darjeeling Limited.

Television:

House, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman, Flight of the Conchords, 30 Rock, The Office, Family Guy, Futurama, Adult Swim, The Daily Show, Lost, Breaking Bad, Dexter.

Books:

anything by Elmore Leonard, Dashiell Hammett, Bukowski and Hunter S. Thompson; The Skeptic's Annotated Bible

Heroes:

My Blog

Cut-To-The-Chase Movie Spoilers with Expletives II

Brokeback Mountain - I guess I can quit you if I'm fucking dead.Fight Club - I sure can kick my own ass.Planet of the Apes - You know, I should have figured out I was on Earth when the apes spoke fuck...
Posted by John Fucking Rabon on Mon, 12 May 2008 09:27:00 PST

Ask Uncle Cranky: Hair and Honking

Uncle Cranky is not a professional therapist, nor does he have a doctorate in ANYTHING. He is a divorced drunk borderlining on bankruptcy, which means he has the life experience to tell you the truth ...
Posted by John Fucking Rabon on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:49:00 PST

Want To See Me Be An Asshole? Start Talking About The Election With Me

When people debate politics, I find it annoying because nobody ever changes their minds. If everybody could do me a favor and leave me the fuck alone about the election, that would be great. "Y...
Posted by John Fucking Rabon on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:09:00 PST

Annual SXSW Blog

For the 3rd year in a row: Something came up in a conversation with a friend when I was bitching about South-By Southwest and how much I dislike it. I think my complaining about SXSW gives people the ...
Posted by John Fucking Rabon on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:31:00 PST

The Bet

Who's the bet with: Joe Staats The bet: If either of us see the other one smoking a cigarette we owe 20 dollars...a cigaretteThe goal: It's supposed to help us quit smokingWhat it will probably do: We...
Posted by John Fucking Rabon on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 04:40:00 PST

NEVER BACK DOWN!

That's the name of the new "movie" coming out. It's called "Never Back Down" because "Teen Beat Fight Club Ripoff" wouldn't sell as many tickets to young assholes. Yeah, never back down. You know, som...
Posted by John Fucking Rabon on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:24:00 PST

Sunday Morning Confrontation

Audrey and I go to bed last night at 4 am after a smashing party at Rey's. For some reason, we both wake up at 9 am. She had a wicked hangover, and she was really hurting...and I had no tylenol/aspiri...
Posted by John Fucking Rabon on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:51:00 PST

Quick...Ask Me How Many Comedians I’ve Ever Heard Of In Vince Vaughn’s Wild West Comedy Show

(zero)
Posted by John Fucking Rabon on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:01:00 PST

What I Learned Last Night

-- I'm very protective of Audrey, especially when it comes to drunken dipshits.-- Meathead bouncers get really angry when you call them "Fred Durst" because they're wearing a red baseball cap.-- Don't...
Posted by John Fucking Rabon on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 01:29:00 PST

Hey, The Most Voted For Online Ain’t The Best!!!

Hey, so there's this contest on Comedy Central called the "Stand-Up Showdown". This is where Comedy Central wanted all of you to pick the best stand-ups to end their "Stand-Up Comedy Month" and to pre...
Posted by John Fucking Rabon on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:36:00 PST