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Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0Hiya! :) My name is Dawn. I grew up in Southern California in a town called Escondido. When I was 19 I moved to Buchanan Dam, Texas. Let me tell you folks, there is absolutely nothing in Buchanan Dam Texas! Unless you like to hunt and fish and drive on endless dirt roads drinking beer. YEE HAW!! I do have one good thing to say about Texas~ I met some of the best friends I will ever have in my life here. I am currently living in Round Rock. I have 2 beautiful children. Chase Ryan who is 7 and Hannah Shea will be 9 in February. I've been married and divorced, la dee da, who hasn't? I'm over it. You live and learn,right? If there is anything else you would like to know, just ask! Unless you are going to ask me if I YAHOO because you want to try to get me to show you my boobs on my webcam or some lame shit like that. lol IT AINT HAPPENIN CAPTAIN! Just a few friendly words of advice from our sponsors: Don't hit your kids. Don't drink and drive because you will kill someone, I've seen it happen. If you are married, don't cheat. Cheaters suck ass, and nobody can trust a cheater. Don't spit on people from hotel windows or the 3rd floor of the mall. It's really not very nice. Be nice to old people because they are old damnit! Don't call people from Texas Hillbillies or Inbreds. I promise, they don't like it. Just be nice. Is it really so hard? Too many people these days are mean just for the sake of being mean and it's lame as hell. :o) Child molesters should be straped down naked to a fire ant hill and covered in honey. Meth heads make me vomit. Deana Heflin is a hooker. I guess that's about it for nw. Don't forget to lean like a cholo!

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frogs,DRAGONFLIES,tattoos,piercings,RAINBOWS,stars,pirates,n injas,MT.DEW,camel lights,flashlights,glow sticks,(anything that glows in the dark),GLITTER,chinese food,makeup,CHOCOLATE,air conditioning,kool-aid,coffee,music,cartwheeles,fuzzy stuff,pink,feather boas,lips,candles,kissing,carbonation,caffeine,snakes,motorc ycles,hula skirts,sharks,muffins,sequins,fishies,plastic flamingos,cults,NAKED HEADLESS BARBIE DOLLS,small planes,cell phones,twix,waterfalls,quick sand,guitars, sex,drummer boys,ice cream,lederhosen,disco balls,pop tarts,ring pops,sharpies,skate boards,SOMAS,bubble gum surf wax,MANIC PANIC,Ausie sprunch spray,trampolines,fireworks,Halloween,long walks on the beach(hehe),butane,rubber cement,crayola washable markers,french toast,,chicken burritos,cookie crisp,sunglasses,poofy hair,playdough,green slime,hot glue guns,fluffy whip,and JOE CARTOON www.joecartoon.com "right on yer head, right on yer head!!"

I'd like to meet:

Yeah, I'm pretty obsessed with Linkin Park. To the point where I should probably be on medication.I'm always lookin for new friends! And old friends that I haven't seen in forever. There is nothing kewler than bumping into someone that you haven't seen in 10 years. So, if you knew me 10 years ago, hit me up! I will be OH SO HAPPY to hear from you! :o) Oh yeah, and I would especially like to meet MOE. Yep Yep
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Music:

Linkin Park...A Perfect Circle...REHAB...Chevelle...Ryan Huston...Sublime...Staind...Lifehouse...Incubus...3 Doors Down...Modest Mouse...AFI...Tool...Enya...30 Seconds To Mars...Stone Sour...System Of A Down...Bob Marley...Stone Temple Pilots

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Movies:

Team America World Police*Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*Rocky Horror Picture Show*The Blue Lagoon*Goonies*A Night at the Roxbury*Empire Records*Drop Dead Fred*Freddy Got Fingered (daddy would you like some sausage???)*Road Trip*Orange County*The Wedding Singer*The Notebook*The Dark Crystal*Labrynth*Willow*The Wizard of OZ*Ferris Buelers Day Off*Old School*la la la la la

Television:

The News, Drawn Together, South Park, That 70's Show, The Family Guy, The Tonight Show, Conan, Wild Boyz, Viva La Bam, Jackass

Books:

Bridget The Midget Bullrider*Why Real Boobs Are Better*The Boogieman Ate My Boogers*How To Start Your Own Cult*Who Stepped In Dogshit?*How To Be A Super Sneaky Stalker*Lupita And The Crunchy Taco*la la la la la

Heroes:

MY MOM*MY AUBREE*TINKERBELL*JACK BLACK*DAVID SPADE*ADAM SANDLER*PAULY SHORE*JOE CARTOON*BOB MARLEY*STEVE-O*BAM MARGERA*CHRIS PONTIUS*JOHNNY KNOXVILLE*AND OF COURSE BETTY AND WAYNE HARLIN

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My Blog

Linkin Park~Live in Texas BABY!!!

A PLACE FOR MY HEAD (my favorite =) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnxQH8ht3Qk CRAWLING http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pffs8yKjyo FAINT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAxKdwBdqiQ PAPERCUT http://www....
Posted by *~cleverly disguised as a responsible adult~* on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:48:00 PST

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas THE WHOLE MOVIE

Copy and paste this link into your web browser and watch the WHOLE MOVIE!!  Fuckin "A"!!!  Word to yer mutha!!!  lol  http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8012797516683157968 ...
Posted by *~cleverly disguised as a responsible adult~* on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:09:00 PST

5 Stages of Acceptance

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Posted by *~cleverly disguised as a responsible adult~* on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

Gopher Broke

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Posted by *~cleverly disguised as a responsible adult~* on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:42:00 PST

Cherry Blossom Girl

Cherry Blossom Girl_Air Thanks Moe... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWX0X1W0abU "Cherry Blossom Girl"I don't want to be shyCan't stand it anymoreI just want to say 'Hi'To the one I loveCherry blossom...
Posted by *~cleverly disguised as a responsible adult~* on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:34:00 PST

The Phantom of the Opera

The Phantom of the Opera_Sarah Brightman and Antonio Banderas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbsPh9wWHg4 Watch it till the end.  It will give you goosebumps.  She is amazing.   Think of...
Posted by *~cleverly disguised as a responsible adult~* on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:24:00 PST

As The World Falls Down

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygWyM8oW7ZE
Posted by *~cleverly disguised as a responsible adult~* on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:29:00 PST

America, Fuck Yeah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo2and8Js8A
Posted by *~cleverly disguised as a responsible adult~* on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:08:00 PST

Wass Sappening

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-5UMCMR1MY
Posted by *~cleverly disguised as a responsible adult~* on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:06:00 PST

Meteor Impact

this is also awesome:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i6g_DkFyTE...
Posted by *~cleverly disguised as a responsible adult~* on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 01:24:00 PST