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Odi et amo. Quare id faciam, fortasse requiris. Nescio. Sed fieri sentio et excrucior.

About Me

IF YOU SEND ME AN ADD REQUEST and don't attempt some kind of correspondance, you will probably get denied...unless you are really really rediculously good looking. Seriously, I'll probably add you, but have some damn courtesy and at least introduce yourself.
Create your own friendquiz hereGet Your Own! | View SlideshowGet Your Own! | View SlideshowI'm a sinner. Yeah, I know what it says on my details, I wrote it. That doesn't mean I'll be doin any swingin with you. If you don't like my peaches, don't go shakin' my tree. I am the proof of every theory you've ever heard about red-heads. I love and hate with every bit of me. I have a shoe fetish and a collection to match. I may act like "one of the guys", but I am still very much a girl, and want to be treated like one. I will be offended if you take me on a date and don't offer to pay. I am a complete insomniac. I can be painfully shy at times and way too aggressive at others. I talk WAY too much or simply not at all when I'm nervous. A Saphire gin martini is my drink...or a Guiness. I'm obsessed with coffee table books and text books. I love animals. I have two cats. I can't stand liars, downtown, angry people, idiots, flakiness, racists, people obsessing over celebs they've never met in their life. Woopideedoo...Paris Hilton showed someone her beaver! Who cares?????? Anything else you wanna know? Read my blog.
You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?
Your Inner Retro Girl Is
1950s Pinup What Retro Girl Are You?

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My Interests

Stuff and junk. Big tall MEN with greasy hair. Clasic hot rods. Music. Dancing. Tattoos. Dirty Saphire matinis, lots of olives, shake the shit out of it. Esoteric tribadism. Impentitent debauchery. Toys. Art. Travel.

I'd like to meet:

A guy that likes to rock out with his cock out and a chick that likes to jam out with her clam out. Nah, but really, I can get along with a rock if I feel like it's a nice rock. Don't be suprised when I become best friends with your baby mama.

Music:

I like it. Some is good. Some is crap. If you heard it on the radio, chances are it's crap. But good music is good music no matter what genre...from ragtime to punk rock to Missy Elliot.

Movies:

Are best enjoyed with a friend, at home, with a bottle in hand. Anything with zombies in it is good. I get really into movies. I saw The Ring once and it scared me so bad, I had to move the TV out of the room so I could sleep.

Television:

They don't call it programmin for nothing. When I do watch, it's usually Travel Channel (Anthony Bordain rocks), Comedy Central, Cartoon Network, TLC, Discovery, stuff like that.

Books:

I like those. Especially the kind with pictures. I read human health text books and stuff about religion.

Heroes:

Russ Myer. George Carlin. Joe Rogan. Bruce Campbell. John Waters. Tura Satana. Gayla P from 666photography.com. My mom. Your mom. Lots of people. Are you even still reading this?

My Blog

Leave the pieces when you go...

Let me start by saying that I WILL NOT post any comments that bash the two characters in this story.  I still love them even though they're gone.  Me on the other hand, you can call stupid e...
Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:45:00 PST

Witty Header Here.

My mom: I read your blog...  It makes you sound crazy.  Like you have issues.Me: ....................................okay.On another note, I have no clue what kind of joke the Yin and Yang o...
Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:21:00 PST

You know what I'm fuckin tired of hearing???

I'm tired of hearing BBW.  Makes me cringe and shudder ever time I fucking hear it.  For those of you not in the know, that's an anacronym for Big Beautiful Woman.  God damn. ...
Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 05:57:00 PST

A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush...

I'm costantly reminded that I'm not an adult, because I keep learning life lessons that I thought I knew, but I suppose you have to experience them to really learn it.  This weekend, I had plans ...
Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:47:00 PST

OK, now I'm officially a rockabilly douche bitch....

I always get iritated with rockabilly people when they say "authentic" because THEY'RE NOT AUTHENTIC!!!  I'd say "You're such a douche.  That cell phone in your hand isn't very authentic.&nb...
Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:54:00 PST

Rest In Pieces...

The brown bomber is no more. If any mechanics wanna buy a P.O.S. let me know. It's got a busted torque converter that got so hot it melted the clutch pack. Basically it turned my '91 Ford Exploder int...
Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:55:00 PST

I bet you get laid all the time, huh?

This is an ACTUAL conversation I just had with a MySpace 'friend'Him:  officially hardcore what???   (in response to my name "Tura Belle is officially hard core")Me: eh i got my neck ta...
Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:57:00 PST

Favorite animal? Your mom's beaver

1. What is your favorite animal?     Your mom's beaver. 2. What is your favorite beverage?     Pimp Juice 3. What color are your pants?    ...
Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:34:00 PST

The good, the bad, and the ugly.

So I was glad to have a few days off of work, which is good, but I almost lost my mind after being stuck in the house ALONE for 3 days straight.  That is bad.  I mean come on,...
Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST

There's a portal to another dimention in the apartment upstairs.

Apparently, I live downstairs from the portal to another dimention.  Every day I come home at midnight, and try to relax after a hard day of sitting on my ass at work, staring at a computer scree...
Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:30:00 PST