Leave the pieces when you go... |
Let me start by saying that I WILL NOT post any comments that bash the two characters in this story. I still love them even though they're gone. Me on the other hand, you can call stupid e... Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:45:00 PST |
Witty Header Here. |
My mom: I read your blog... It makes you sound crazy. Like you have issues.Me: ....................................okay.On another note, I have no clue what kind of joke the Yin and Yang o... Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:21:00 PST |
You know what I'm fuckin tired of hearing??? |
I'm tired of hearing BBW. Makes me cringe and shudder ever time I fucking hear it. For those of you not in the know, that's an anacronym for Big Beautiful Woman. God damn. ... Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 05:57:00 PST |
A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush... |
I'm costantly reminded that I'm not an adult, because I keep learning life lessons that I thought I knew, but I suppose you have to experience them to really learn it. This weekend, I had plans ... Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:47:00 PST |
OK, now I'm officially a rockabilly douche bitch.... |
I always get iritated with rockabilly people when they say "authentic" because THEY'RE NOT AUTHENTIC!!! I'd say "You're such a douche. That cell phone in your hand isn't very authentic.&nb... Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:54:00 PST |
Rest In Pieces... |
The brown bomber is no more. If any mechanics wanna buy a P.O.S. let me know. It's got a busted torque converter that got so hot it melted the clutch pack. Basically it turned my '91 Ford Exploder int... Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:55:00 PST |
I bet you get laid all the time, huh? |
This is an ACTUAL conversation I just had with a MySpace 'friend'Him: officially hardcore what??? (in response to my name "Tura Belle is officially hard core")Me: eh i got my neck ta... Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:57:00 PST |
Favorite animal? Your mom's beaver |
1. What is your favorite animal? Your mom's beaver.
2. What is your favorite beverage? Pimp Juice
3. What color are your pants? ... Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:34:00 PST |
The good, the bad, and the ugly. |
So I was glad to have a few days off of work, which is good, but I almost lost my mind after being stuck in the house ALONE for 3 days straight. That is bad. I mean come on,... Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST |
There's a portal to another dimention in the apartment upstairs. |
Apparently, I live downstairs from the portal to another dimention. Every day I come home at midnight, and try to relax after a hard day of sitting on my ass at work, staring at a computer scree... Posted by Tura Belle is officially hardcore on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:30:00 PST |