About Me
Are *YOU* going to this? See you there if you are!
Video of me CRUNK off me arse at PyrateCon!
An old video of me being interviewed on the news for the Moulin Rouge Ball!
Check out this KICK ASS promo video for PyrateCon 2008! I'm in it, too! YAY!
PyrateCon 2008
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Oi! Me very own website is up! Weigh anchor 'n' sail on over ta make yer marque in me guest log! Feel free to use these banners to link to me! Thank ye one and all!
Art by Kim Harlow
PIRATES MAGAZINE has asked me to write my very own column in upcoming issues starting with the CURRENT ISSUE!
You'll have to subscribe to this GORGEOUS magazine to read it, so CLICK HERE quick to subscribe, you will be glad you did! It's a very informative, beautifully done magazine!
My daughter, Erika is "Miss May" in the
2008 HOT PIRATE BABES CALENDAR!
I was named
"WOMAN PYRATE OF THE YEAR"
at PyrateCon 2007 in New Orleans!
I appeared in an article about PyrateCon in
NO QUARTER GIVEN!
I love Christine & Michael Lampe @ NQG! I was bestowed the title of "Official Court Courtesan" in the Royal Pyrate Court! What else did you expect with a name like "HARLOTT"?? What a blast!
Thanks, Joe!
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"If you want to see the girl next door...GO NEXT DOOR!" - Joan Crawford
Check out and join my group here on MySpace called:
"BUILT FOR COMFORT PIN UP DAMES"!
It's a plus size pinup girl group! ANYONE can join!
CLICK HERE!
"She dreams in color, she dreams in red..."
'Ello, babies! My name is Fallon. I'm classy, sassy with a whole lotta ASSY! Professional hussy, soiled dove, harlot, Pyrate Queen, camera whore and redhead. But above ALL, you will quickly realize I am the BIGGEST DORK OF ALL TIME. I go BIG in everything I do because I just don't know any other way to go!
I LOVE LIFE and intend to live it MY WAY and to it's FULLEST EXTENT and in COMPLETE EXCESS! Whoever said "all things in moderation" was a boring twit!
Now, if you are on my page and you have no idea WHO "The Redhead" is, most likely you were emotionally abused by your parents because they never took you to Disneyland or WDW when you were growing up. My heart truly bleeds for you, and there is help out there. Get to Disneyland IMMEDIATELY and OFTEN and ride the Pirates of the Caribbean ride OVER AND OVER.
If you DO know who she is, WELCOME KINDRED ONE! Check out my older blogs for my story about how I became facinated with "The Redhead" from the auction scene in the POTC ride when I was 6 years old. Cheers!
Hobbies: Old West re-enactments & gunfights (I play "Big Nose Kate", the gal that loved Doc Holliday...and everyone ELSE, too!) in a group that I co-founded called "LAW DOGS 'N LADIES" , pyrate events, dance hall performing, Renaissance Faires, vaudeville, belly dancing, designing costuming, corsets and painting murals!
Pyrates are a passion of mine and I go to Pyrate Faires & events when I can! My black PT Cruzer convertible is named "The HMS Vader"
(it looks like Vader's helmet when waxed!)
I have been obsessed with black & white stripes since I was young.
I wanted to grow up to be a "saloon girl" and the redhead wench up for auction on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland.....check and CHECK. I adore Nicole Kidman & Moulin Rouge! WORSHIP ALL THINGS TIM BURTON AND DANNY ELFMAN (except "Planet of the Apes")! Half of my closet is leopard print the other half is red and black. No joke. I love classic movies and burlesque. My favorite color is RED and most everything in my life is red in one way or another. I make my daughter watch "MOMMIE DEAREST" so she'll think I'm a good mom. I love going to the theatre (stage), especially musicals and Phantom of the Opera is the BEST musical of all time....period....if you don't think so, leave my page immediately. *wink* I am a "PK" (preacher's kid), so I guess that explains a lot about me. I don't have ANY tattoos but I LOVE them! I have a "thing" for bear skin rugs. I have size "S" feet....for "Sasquatch". I am Norwegian and German. I was bred to wield a rune-inlaid sword to protect the Viking village while giving birth to 3 babies at once......SIDE BY SIDE. No chance in Hell to be petite. As the great Reverend Horton Heat would say, "If you're gonna build a barn, then build it stout!"
Amen, Reverend.
THINGS I LOVE:
KISSING!
GOD, my husband, my daughter, MUSIC-IT'S MY OXYGEN!, the sound of a Bo'sun's whistle, my 2 Jack Russell Terriers "Mini Me" & "Xena: Terrier Princess", HIGHWAYMEN *le sigh*, DARTH VADER, ARIEL, the words "broad" and "dame", Disneyland (I will ride Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mansion ALL DAY LONG....no, REALLY....I never leave New Orleans Square, unless the churro cart moves ), the (genius) art of Marc Davis, Disney Legend Alice Davis (she costumed the entire POTC ride!), Disney animator Andreas Deja, MERMAIDS, MAC makeup, Dove chocolate, "Pop Rocks", Shirley Temples (the drink), chocolate covered strawberries & champagne, creme brulee, room service, L.L., the smell of "Highwayman", the smell of leather, rum, & sweet cigars all TOGETHER, crazy heels, foot massages after wearing crazy heels, Arizona sunsets and monsoons, thunder storms, roller coasters, Jack Russell Terriers, chickens (God's funniest creation), manatees (sea cows), groundhogs, buffaloes, wombats, my PT Cruzer convertible, gifts!, vintage stuff (Victorian & 1930's-1950's), wearing corsets, taking off corsets, torso massages after taking off corsets, Vikings, Valkyries & Norse mythology, eBay, listening to the banjo, steel guitar, harmonica or harpsichord, Mimosas in the morning and Groundhog Day.
THINGS THAT ASTOUND ME:
Joan Crawford's eyebrows and Gene Wilder's hair.
THINGS I DISLIKE OR IRRITATE:
Christmas, talking on telephones, the smell of skunk, people who don't move when you say "excuse me", people who chew with their mouths open (bad table manners), people who burp without saying "excuse me", people who don't say "bless you" when you sneeze, people who steal my graphics and costume designs, people who don't use their turn signals, drivers who are rude to truckers (give 'em a break), perscription medicine commercials, CATS: The Other White Meat.
ONE THING I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
RIDE A BUFFALO. Yes, ride it like a horse. I don't want to just sit on one for a photo...I wanna RIDE THAT MOTHER. I've seen it done and it was the frickin' coolest thing I have EVER seen in my life.
NO SPARKLE COMMENTS, BITCHES!
PLEASE! (They make me wanna poke my own eyeballs out with corset boning!)
* No HUGE photos *OR* comments. RESIZE PLEASE!
* Try not to use my page to advertise only, leave some kind of personal note as well.
* Don't post anything that plays music or noises automatically, as it screws with my page music.
* No cat comments. They're OTHER white meat.
* I dislike "HUMP DAY" or "Happy Thursday" (or ANY day) comments, please refrain!
* NO NAKED pics or art, please. I really hate it when Tom gets pissed.
Please do not be offended if I delete any comments that resemble any of the above, I still love y'all, OK? ;0)
NOTE:
PLEASE DON'T STEAL GRAPHICS OFF MY PAGE!
If everyone's page looked the same, MySpace would SUCK, right?
Several of them on here were custom made BY me or FOR me by close friends.
Please don't use the excuse that "Pirates plunder!"
REMEMBER....there is a code EVEN AMONG PIRATES!
(Even if they *ARE* more like "guidelines") Thanks!
1. Do you sew your own costumes?
No, I am a costume DESIGNER, not a seamstress. I wish I *COULD* sew! I have tried and even taken lessons but it is something that does not work well for me or for those within striking distance of me. ;0) I also pick up pre-made pieces on eBay from time to time. I LIVE on eBay and that is where I get most everything in my life! I would have bought my daughter on eBay with the "Buy It Now" option if I could have.
2. Where do you get your costumes made?
I have a friend who works in the film industry who is kind enough to indulge me.
3. Can you tell me where you got your *insert costume piece of your choice*?
Uh...no. Dont' ask. I'm sorry, but I have most of my costumes CUSTOM MADE to my designs and specifications, in the hopes of wearing "one of a kind" pieces for at least a little while until someone rips me off. I'm an artist and my designs are personal and my own self-expression. I do offer some info on my favorite corset makers and other costume suppliers in a blog of mine entitled "Costume & Corset Info". I do, however, offer costume consulting for men and women in many eras for a small bartering fee (usually rum), so message me about it!
4. How do you get your hair THAT RED?
As a pyratess, I have found that dying my hair with the blood of those who oppose me creates an AWESOME shade of red! Actually, it's quite a BITCH to get it like this and keep it this way (so few dare to oppose me so I run out of my secret "dye" frequently). Once, my homie Capt. Calico Jack Rackham gave me some scarlet calico dye from India to help me out, but it was a one-time favor.
I jest not.
5. What kind of makeup do you use?
I just mostly use MAC cosmetics mixed with some drug store favorites. I also love a line called "Besame". They are wonderful for vintage looks!
6. What the heck do you use on your eyebrows that could possibly match that hair of yours?
MAC strikes again, babies! A steady hand and some MAC PAINTS in "Flamable". Takes practice, as it's not a pencil but just lay off the grog until you're done with your makeup and you should be fine!
7. Why haven't you responded to my message or the comment I posted on your page?
Please don't get mad at me. I don't want to sound like I'm all that, but I do get tons of messages everyday and I like to read each one and put thought into my responses, when time allows. This may take awhile, so please be patient with me! **I HAVE A VERY BUSY LIFE OUTSIDE OF THE MYSPACE WORLD, IMAGINE THAT!** I get busy actually LIVING instead of sitting in front of a computer. I work a regular full time job that I usually put in much overtime at and belong and perform with an old west group and a pyrate group as well as attending many events in between. Depending on my schedule, I may not be able to get back to you, so if it's important send a second message. This is sad to have to say but, I must ask that you DO NOT become "demanding" or "forceful" for me to reply, leave a comment or talk to you, that is rude & totally weird and I will delete & ignore you or just maroon you. On a lighter note, I *LOVE* reading all my messages & comments, but it's the responses that take a lot of time. I LOVE & appreciate everything you send me! Thank you all SO MUCH! Much love to you and yer crew! XOXOX
Once a hussy, ALWAYS a hussy! Me at 10 Years Old:
