YARRR...P^)I really need to spend some time on this soon ,but "been there done that" kinda sums it up, hehThe pirate Yellowbeard captured many other galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips, he was caught and imprisoned... for tax evasion.You are The Cap'n!
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Yellowbeard
Birthday: Dont Bloody Remember
Birthplace: At Sea In A Ship's Bildge
Current Location: Not Bloody Tell'n Tha Likes Of You
Eye Color: Bloodshot
Hair Color: Yellow
Height: Taller than ye
Right Handed or Left Handed: I still have'm both
Your Heritage: A long Line O' Pirates
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots
Your Weakness: Treasure & Booty
Your Fears: Yellowbeard's fear Nothing
Your Perfect Pizza: Rum and Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: World Domination
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: YARRR
Thoughts First Waking Up: Bloody YARRR!
Your Best Physical Feature: Me Beard
Your Bedtime: when they all be dead
Your Most Missed Memory: Killin,Lootin,Piratin,Rapin,Pillagin
Pepsi or Coke: Rum
MacDonalds or Burger King: Rum
Single or Group Dates: Orgy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Rum
Chocolate or Vanilla: Rum
Cappuccino or Coffee: Rum
Do you Smoke: AYE
Do you Swear: Like a Pirate
Do you Sing: Like a Parrot
Do you Shower Daily: Only when in Port
Have you Been in Love: NEVER
Do you want to go to College: Pirate College , hmmmm
Do you want to get Married: Too Many Wives now.
Do you believe in yourself: Aye Dat I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nay , dat be fer landlubbers
Do you think you are Attractive: Aye ,fer a Pirate
Are you a Health Freak: freak...Aye , Healt ...Nay
Do you get along with your Parents: Aye
Do you like Thunderstorms: Aye, makes Piratin more fun
Do you play an Instrument: Me Ax
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Duh...Pirate
In the past month have you Smoked: Duh ...Pirate again
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Geeez , BLOODY PIRATE
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Aye...P^)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nay
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nay
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I swear I never touched her
In the past month have you been on Stage: AYe
In the past month have you been Dumped: Aye, happens all tha Time
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Aye...nyuk nyuk
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Again ...PIRATE
Ever been Drunk: see above
Ever been called a Tease: Never
Ever been Beaten up: Nay..They Never had a chance
Ever Shoplifted: Ok I give up...lol
How do you want to Die: Yellowbeards Can't Die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Older pirate
What country would you most like to Visit: Pago Pago
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Mine reflecting in yours
Favourite Hair Color: yours Luv...P^)
Short or Long Hair: sure
Height: tall enough to reach
Weight: don't like to
Best Clothing Style: Piratey
Number of Drugs I have taken: I need an abacus
Number of CDs I own: lots of coasters round here
Number of Piercings: at least one & 1/2
Number of Tattoos: show ya later
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOTHING
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