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YELLOWBEARD

Oh, bugger me, you've sodded the whole thing up like the stupid little twerp that you are!

About Me

YELLOWBEARD FOR PRESIDENTYellowbeard (Graham Chapman, Yellowbeard) Pirate Cred: His name alone strikes fear into jailors, fellow pirates, and rulers of nondescript Latin countries Contribution to Pirate Lore: Virtually unkillable. And, unlike those voodoo-dependent Pirates of the Caribbean lady boys, Yellowbeard proved he could return from the dead simply because he fucking felt like it.
YARRR...P^)I really need to spend some time on this soon ,but "been there done that" kinda sums it up, hehThe pirate Yellowbeard captured many other galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips, he was caught and imprisoned... for tax evasion.You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Yellowbeard
Birthday: Dont Bloody Remember
Birthplace: At Sea In A Ship's Bildge
Current Location: Not Bloody Tell'n Tha Likes Of You
Eye Color: Bloodshot
Hair Color: Yellow
Height: Taller than ye
Right Handed or Left Handed: I still have'm both
Your Heritage: A long Line O' Pirates
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots
Your Weakness: Treasure & Booty
Your Fears: Yellowbeard's fear Nothing
Your Perfect Pizza: Rum and Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: World Domination
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: YARRR
Thoughts First Waking Up: Bloody YARRR!
Your Best Physical Feature: Me Beard
Your Bedtime: when they all be dead
Your Most Missed Memory: Killin,Lootin,Piratin,Rapin,Pillagin
Pepsi or Coke: Rum
MacDonalds or Burger King: Rum
Single or Group Dates: Orgy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Rum
Chocolate or Vanilla: Rum
Cappuccino or Coffee: Rum
Do you Smoke: AYE
Do you Swear: Like a Pirate
Do you Sing: Like a Parrot
Do you Shower Daily: Only when in Port
Have you Been in Love: NEVER
Do you want to go to College: Pirate College , hmmmm
Do you want to get Married: Too Many Wives now.
Do you believe in yourself: Aye Dat I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nay , dat be fer landlubbers
Do you think you are Attractive: Aye ,fer a Pirate
Are you a Health Freak: freak...Aye , Healt ...Nay
Do you get along with your Parents: Aye
Do you like Thunderstorms: Aye, makes Piratin more fun
Do you play an Instrument: Me Ax
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Duh...Pirate
In the past month have you Smoked: Duh ...Pirate again
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Geeez , BLOODY PIRATE
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Aye...P^)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nay
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nay
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I swear I never touched her
In the past month have you been on Stage: AYe
In the past month have you been Dumped: Aye, happens all tha Time
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Aye...nyuk nyuk
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Again ...PIRATE
Ever been Drunk: see above
Ever been called a Tease: Never
Ever been Beaten up: Nay..They Never had a chance
Ever Shoplifted: Ok I give up...lol
How do you want to Die: Yellowbeards Can't Die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Older pirate
What country would you most like to Visit: Pago Pago
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Mine reflecting in yours
Favourite Hair Color: yours Luv...P^)
Short or Long Hair: sure
Height: tall enough to reach
Weight: don't like to
Best Clothing Style: Piratey
Number of Drugs I have taken: I need an abacus
Number of CDs I own: lots of coasters round here
Number of Piercings: at least one & 1/2
Number of Tattoos: show ya later
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOTHING
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My Interests


Pirate Guild Games

Family Guy - Long John Peter
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What Type Of Sword Are You? [Pix]


Cutlass
The sword many pirates liked. You are whimsical, fun, and like to broaden your horizons. Why be tied to just one thing? There's so much to do and see!!
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What Kind of Pirate are Ye? (*Pix*)

The Clever Pirate
Enod Ylecin! You catch on to situations quickly! If you smell trouble you immediatley put your brain to use and figure a way out...whether your in the middle of a thunderstorm or left the scraps at dinner time. You will go far in life because you see it for its possibilities. People admire your advice and trust in your instinct...believe in yourself enough and you can take over the world!

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Usually very attractive and romantic types. Nice to everyone they meet. Silly and fun and sweet. They exude a unique sexiness. The most caring person you will ever meet! Their love is one of a kind! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with, you might end up crying over them. This is the most irresistible sign in the Zodiac. Rare to find and hold on to. Very Funny. Talkative. Erotic. Very Smart. Libras love sports and Music and tend to be Artistic and have an affinity for beautiful people and things. They usually get what he/she want. They tend to be in real relationships rather then causal dating but don't like to jump into them quickly without thinking it through. If your lucky enough to land an "elusive" Libra (The Gem of the Zodiac). Hold on to Him/Her you will feel Lucky and Loved. They are loyal, calm and intellectual, it takes a lot to make them blow their cool, but don't be fooled...they see "Everything" and when they leave you, they are gone for good. So if you treat your Libra well and chances are you won't ever regret it.

I'd like to meet:

I'm still thinking.......

Music:

I like all music ,just some more than others....


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You are 93% Libra
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Y Yum
E Enchanting
L Luscious
L Little
O Odd
W Whimsical
B Bright
E Emotional
A Astounding
R Rich
D Delicious
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From Go-Quiz.com Which ''Family Guy'' character are you?
You are... BRIAN GRIFFIN! Wiser than all humans. But you still shit in the yard and have an unfortunate tendency to bury things. You might wanna work on that. Can I get you somethin' to drink?
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Greed: Very High
Gluttony: Very High
Wrath: Medium
Sloth: Very High
Envy: Very High
Lust: Very High
Pride: Very High
Take the Seven Deadly Sins QuizLOL 6 out of seven sins say I'm Very High...Bwaaaahahahahaa
Your Theme Song is Born to Be Wild by Steppenwolf
"I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under"
A total independent spirit, you can't be held down or fenced in.
You crave the feeling of wind on your face... and totally freedom. What's Your Theme Song?
How to make a yellowbeard
Ingredients:
1 part success
1 part crazyiness
3 parts energy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of fitness and enjoy!
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Personality cocktail
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Television:

too much ...

Sun Sign: Libra
Sun 15° Libra 18' Libra Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Taurus
Moon 8° Taurus 30' Taurus Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Libra
Ascendant 1° Libra 33' Libra Horoscope
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Books:

too few ... My pirate name is: Dread Pirate Read Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
You are Captain Jack Sparrow. Punk girls, preppy girls, and middle aged women all get starry eyed at the thought of you. You are generally drunk, and have an amazing ability to get into deep shit and an even more amazing ability to get back out of it, as well as a charmingly eccentric method of speaking and walking. Nothing really fazes you except the loss of your liquor. You will succeed in life, and nobody will have any idea how or why.
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Your Brain is 47% Female, 53% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain? ?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
Poseidon
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You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
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You have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Your Birthdate: October 8
Watch out Donald Trump! You've got a head for business and money.
You'll make it rich some day, even if you haven't figured out how yet.
A supreme individualist, you shouldn't get stuck in a corporate job.
Instead, make your own way - so that you can be the boss.
Your strength: Your undying determination
Your weakness: You require an opulent lifestyle
Your power color: Plum
Your power symbol: Dollar sign
Your power month: August What Does Your Birth Date Mean? ?? Which Mythical Creature Are You ??
You're like a centaur!
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G.E.M.'s Past Lives
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1835 BC : A pirate
994 AD : A pirate
1778 AD : A pirate
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Heroes:

My Mom & Dad , and my true friends...

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My Blog

Yellowbeard the Movie

Fer those of Ye that haven't seen it yet... cheers Yellowbeard...P^)>part 1part 2part 3part 4part 5part 6part 7part 8part 9For more go to pirateguildmedia.com...
Posted by YELLOWBEARD on Sun, 25 May 2008 08:55:00 PST

Best Pirate Page Contest

Avast Ye Dogs... I have voted fer many of you in the past ... I ask fer your Help now in dis contest ... I see several of Ye dat have asked and received Me Help when ye needed me vote ... but I don't ...
Posted by YELLOWBEARD on Sun, 11 May 2008 09:44:00 PST

Merry HanakaWanzaMas

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Posted by YELLOWBEARD on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:27:00 PST

THINK YOUR THOUGHTS DON’T DO ANYTHING?

Thanks and Blessings My FriendThe Gaian Dragon???Maria???Dharmacist,,I AND I Has Been Born Of Spirit                 &nbs...
Posted by YELLOWBEARD on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:05:00 PST

Jacks Big Show

Jacks Big Show with the Stray cats -the Pretenders -and ZZ Top was a Fantastic Concert. I recommend gettin a ticket when they come to your town . All three bands sounded Great ... some bands don't sou...
Posted by YELLOWBEARD on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:34:00 PST