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The Crew of the Harlot's Virtue!We are a Pirate Variety Act based out of Cleveland Ohio. Our members all share a love of acting, music, sword-swinging, comedy, and of course, pirates! We do all types of events, both public and private. Whatever you need, we got; be it sword-fighting, comedy shows, musical acts, or even just wandering around bothering- er, that is, entertaining your guests. No job is too small or demeaning, we'll do anything if you pay us enough.

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Interested in joining up? We're always on the look out for new members. If you have acting, combat or musical talents, that's certainly a bonus, but don't let it stop you if you don't. Just leave us a message here, and we'll probably end up reading it eventually. Be sure to include your name (real name), age, sex, occupation, any relevant skills you may have, general location (you don' have to leave your full address, but the town you live in would be helpful), what aspects of the show you'd prefer to be involved in (i.e. performance, script writing, props/set building, etc...) and anything you think we should know about you. 21 and over is prefered. Under 21 will be considered on a case by case basis. Jack Sparrow and POTC impersonators need not apply. Seriously. Have some ideas of your own for once

My Blog

Pirates in Alaska

Today is a day of both sadness and joy.  Our resident duel-happy, blade-weilding psycho Tarfoot has taken temporary leave from the show.   However, he has taken an amazing opportunity to train a sled ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 10:19:00 GMT

Captain Twitch’s Birthday

This year on the 31st of December, we celebrate the 27th anniversary of the birth of our Captain! The Harlot's Virtue Pirate Variety Show is the brainchild of Dave Neville, whom most of you affectiona...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 10:24:00 GMT

A quick note about Jack Sparrow Impersonators

I'd like to share a few thoughts about Jack Sparrow impersonators. At any given event you attend where there are likely to be pirates, you will see at least one and sometimes as many as fifty (I'm not...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:31:00 GMT

Honda Motor Cars

We just got a new job offer. This one sounds pretty silly, but it will be great exposure for the group. Honda Motor Cars in Cleveland Hts wants us to be in an internet commercial for their dealership....
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:41:00 GMT

Where be the Gypsy?

..> I've recieved several messages lately inquiring as to the reason why the Gypsy is not in any of our group pictures. Well, to be perfectly frank, it's because we have no bloody idea where she is...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:29:00 GMT

New Blood

Well, apparently my promotion campaign as been at least a marginal success.  We have attracted a new member, and three other who are considering signing on.  While this is a wonderful thing,...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:41:00 GMT

Insult to Injury

The Lake Erie Pirates have gone to far!  Over the weekend, First Mate Robert Meloy kidnapped our Gypsie!  Though she has been returned to us more or less the way she was, Meloy has made it k...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 19:46:00 GMT

the Lake Erie Pirates

It has recently been brought to my attention by the gypsie that there be another bucanneer crew in these waters; a scurvy pack of no-goods called the Lake Erie Pirates.  This will not stand. ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:32:00 GMT

Getting off the Ground

Hey everybody!  Thanks for taking the time to check out our myspace page.  We are an up-and-coming pirate variety act.  And when I say up-and-coming, I mean we're just starting out and ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:25:00 GMT