I have a great husband and the cutest son in the world! Sometimes they both drive me nuts but I love them anyway. I wouldn't trade them for anything! I'm a total slob, hence the nickname Hurricane Bob. I have a very warped sense of humour. My husband tells me I am not what you would call a "classy lady". I take this as a compliment. I have been told by many people throughout my life that I am weird. I take this as a compliment also. I've always been a little too strange to fit in with the normal people and a little too conventional to fit in with the weirdos. Now I'm happy with my own spot right in the middle. I swear WAY too much. I'm actually a pretty shy person when I first meet people but once I get to know you, watch it! I never shut up. I will babble your ear off about anything and everything. I get along with all kinds of people, if I don't like you you've probably given me a good reason not to. I LOVE ELVIS! My most prized possessions are a TCB necklace made from an original mold and the BEST Elvis velvet painting in the world that my husband got for me. I hate it when people find out I'm an Elvis fan and they feel the need to inform me that he is dead. As if I wasn't aware. Does anyone else get this reaction????? I like professional wrestling. I was a little Hulkamaniac and to me it will always be the WWF. While most little girls wanted to be princesses, I wanted to be a pro wrestler. ECW f'in rocked! I also hate it when people feel the need to tell me wrestling is fake. This statement bothers me for several reasons. If you want to know why I will be happy to explain. I drive a station wagon, always have and always will! I have a huge-ass mouth and small teeth. I rate a 5.5 on HotorNot.com. I like retro pin-ups and Shakira. Shakira is the only person I'd leave my husband for. I love the Red Sox. Someday I'm going to have 2 Great Danes. I think it's hilarious when I see someone smoking who has a straight edge tattoo. I find it equally hilarious when someone wears a "Meat is Murder" shirt and leather shoes. When I'm not working I spend time with my family and after my son goes to bed I usually dick around a lot on the computer and waste a shitload of time. I'm trying to be better about that. So for it's not working out well. I used to waste a lot of time playing Mario Kart and Mortal Kombat on Super Nintendo. I've since moved on the the computer but they still hold a very special place in my heart. I like to paint but don't do it nearly enough. I still have to paint a picture of Billy I promised Kris months ago. C-sections really suck, at the same time I'm grateful for them. I like pickles and cannot understand how anyone could not like pickles. I'm supposed to go to the gym at 5 in the morning but I turn off the alarm each and every day and go back to sleep. Sleep is under-rated. I have all my limbs which is good because my mother took Thalidomide when she was pregnant with me.
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