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ScottyBodyWotty

www.neoncowboy.net - where everyday is tuesday!

About Me

i am your neon cowboy. i like lifting people with my teeth. i drink lighter fluid and shoot flames out of my penis. i own a neon shop in north austin with air conditioning. i make neon for businesses and famous people and tattoo shops. i can speak dutch, french, spanish, and hebrew all very poorly. i have lived in new york, st. louis, seattle, england, and the netherlands. i have a dog named sylvia. i have a grandmother named sylvia. i own a huge 5 bedroom house. everyone that lives with me including the animals' first name begins with "s" except for one. i drive a 5.7L hemi. one time when i was an astronaut, i ate a dead frog and i didn't throw up or nothing. i like to sculpt. i like to garden. when i lived in england i did a ring and run at margret thatchers' house. i used to do loads and loads of drugs, now i smoke cigarettes and drink decaf coffee. i like to look at purple but i like to wear orange. i have a chopper bicycle. every room in my house has a theme. i like to cast and weld metal. i have both a wooden and a metal penis. when no ones looking i pick my nose. i used to own a recording studio. i'm a vegetarian but i love sushi. i have lots and lots of toys. i still have two original baby teeth in my mouth. i like to play with wax. i am a professional joint roller although i don't smoke. i could care less. i think the word lisp should be pronounced lithp, you know, like you got one. i am HBO positive. and i've got showtime to boot. i have lots of tattoos that i've traded neon for. i have a thermometer tattooed on my index finger for taking people's temperature. you can smell it to see if it's oral or rectal. i have a t-shirt press. i can play bass, piano, guitar, drums, xaphoon, and the chapman stick. i can sing the swedish national anthem. i have a mini arc welder with a shoulder strap. i had a radio show in new york. i've been on tv and in movies. i am famous. i am never ready but i'm always prepared. i collect japanese snacks and toilet paper. i love everything in the shape of a toilet. i love all forms of water. i live on the second floor.

My Interests

toilets, change, gardening, cold weather, the number 3, the illuminati, raw food, vegetarianism, asia (the continent), shapes, smells, mind over matter, big tits, graffiti, psoriasis, tattoos, style over fashion, the madness of crowds, hypnotism, angels, poop, bling bling, silly string, eastern europe, sounds, secrets, collecting and collections, combustable vitamins, electricity and the way things feel.

I'd like to meet:

maybe i'd like you to meet some of my bff's. because me meeting you? not so much.

Music:

house of large sizes, enon, d4, reverend horton heat, frank zappa, superdrag, brainiac, skeleton key, tub ring, dog fashion disco, godspeed you black emperor, junior brown, shudder to think, cephalic carnage, pocket fishrmen, rye coalition, the police, melt banana, bad brains, victor wooten, deftones, jucifer, brainiac, 3rd bass, the melvins, supersuckers, eric b. & rakim, last exit, assjack, willie nelson, john stuart mill, man or...astroman, tenderloin, estrdasphere, GWAR, fantomas, son volt, three bad jacks, charlie parker, dizzy gilespie, honky, brown whornet, primus, praxis, zillatron, nashville pussy, chris toast trio, fuckemos, jellyfish, bjork, the outfield, sugar, jon wayne, spoozys, the ruins, lunachicks, bleach (japan), the boredoms, john zorn, pianosaurus, the pixies, madness, the business, dokken, johnny cash, men at work, the monroes, the goops, x-ray specs, mike ness, pj harvey, tomahawk, zeke, elvis costello, motorhead, mr.bungle, alcatraz, steve vai, the boredoms, manowar, beatallica, sonic youth, the clash, peter murphy, david allen coe, lefty frisell, earth wind & fire, wilco, busta rhymes, groovie ghoulies, brand new heavies, devo, husker du, skid row, cheap trick, the jayhawks, XTC, mike watt, david bowie, mojo nixon, probot, radiohead, spoon, isis, mc chris, speeddealer, iron maiden, guitar wolf, ratt, the damned, the tubes, oxymoron, thin lizzy, the special, the streets, the toasters, helmut, white lion, dead kennedys, X, the knitters, judas priest, no knife, dillinger escape plan, fanfare ciocarlia, messugah, the beatles, the beach boys, stevie wonder, cibo matto, el flaco, adrian legg, bela fleck & the flecktones, ikue mori, mike patton, x-girl, anal cunt, sonny sharock, space ghost, brak, the buggles, scott joplin, troy w. sharp, prince, copshootcop, venom, slayer, rush, journey, rammstein, stau, lovage, flaming lips, ween, accept, betty blowtorch, bogus blimp, renaldo and the loaf, cabaret voltaire, robert fripp, cannibal corpse, carnival in coal, dale watson, dr. nerve, don caballero, faith no more, farmers market, goatwhore, godheadsilo, gronibard, hank iii, hellbillys,imperial teen, intense hammer rage, john paul jones, kid 606, mastadon, mc5, negativland, oysterhead, peeping tom, petty booka, scratch acid, the residents, tom waits, uz jzme doma, zeni geva, angelo badalamenti, aphex twin, at the drive in, big black, billy joe shaver, black dice, firewater, fugazi, blake babies, iggy pop, jaco pastorius, jane's addiction, john paul jones, diamada galas, kyuss, mr. oizo, mummy the peepshow, pigface, rocket from the crypt, shonen knife, bratmobile, space streakings, tin hat trio

Movies:

the cremaster series, the amazing mr. bickford, iron monkey, may, star wars(4,5,6), dune (japanese version), delicatessen, pi, LOTR, monster road, baby snakes, bad boy bubby, ms. 45, david lynch, akira kurosawa, urine man,

Television:

i've a 70" dlp,50" lcd and a 42" plasma. i like to watch stuff on them.

Heroes:

that greatest american guy

My Blog

i want the drugs

oh supersuckers, a better song title you have not. i saw my psychiatrist today. a nice little bald guy named irwin shussler. he may as well have been jewish. we talked, he made me sign some things. tw...
Posted by ScottyBodyWotty on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:56:00 PST

i got it.

type two bi-polar disorder. that's what all the testing i've gotten said. am i surprised? yes. i thought for sure i had anxiety issues and ADD of some sort. they said that all the other things were in...
Posted by ScottyBodyWotty on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:44:00 PST

casting call for local/national tv show

this is from my friend scott audette who is a fantastic photographer/videographer. he's currently the official photographer for the tampa bay lightning. it's no joke and i'm honored and excited to be...
Posted by ScottyBodyWotty on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:38:00 PST

party/garbage barge - jersey style

well i've finally come to a stopping point in putting in bamboo floors in one of my bedrooms. it's time-consuming when you're going at it solo, but it looks good. i just ran out glue. i got four gallo...
Posted by ScottyBodyWotty on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 11:53:00 PST

more pirate tubing photos

these are from the cameras that erin found in the back of her car. so once soy gets off her lazy asian ass and posts her pictures, that should be all of them. for the new pics go HERE!...
Posted by ScottyBodyWotty on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:36:00 PST

Chunky McFaterson

i take sylvia to the vet for her yearly checkup every june. she got a clean bill of health and was a nice weight to be at. they had some new vaccine that they were giving out and i wanted her to be on...
Posted by ScottyBodyWotty on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:49:00 PST

4 weeks or so of updates, now with picture links.

well i've been putting it off for so long, now i have to do a massive update. so everyone whose been asking to see all the photos i've been taking, you can shuddup now and view them all. of course, al...
Posted by ScottyBodyWotty on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:41:00 PST

blingin' the boggle

this is my latest bejeweling project for one of my favorite people, leah. owner of legs diamond and lucky soles on colorado at 2nd. we have spent many nights (and mornings) sitting over a boggle board...
Posted by ScottyBodyWotty on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:25:00 PST

neon cowboy hanukkah party 2006

to those of you who came out for the neon cowboy hanukkah party, thanks for making it so great. this was not an open party to all, it's more for my employees and such. we just picked up some people al...
Posted by ScottyBodyWotty on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:50:00 PST

sagittarian soiree wrap-up....now with picture links!

hello everyone! thank you all again for helping me celebrate my birthday which now puts me closer to 40 than to 30. in fact, i think i'm at the halfway to dead point. and with my rocking cigarette hab...
Posted by ScottyBodyWotty on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:11:00 PST