ELECTRIC RYE BOT

These are the stories...An audio engineer from Rockford, Illinois offers a solution for people who want a direct line to aliens - by broadcasting these fucked up ERB frequencies into outer space.A history of Electric Rye Bot:Work began in 2004. Electric Rye Bot completed the sonic tsetchem leshalomalbum," Sheeple." Three years were then missing from the musicians life. A fantasic voyage...dont' worry...nothing happened. The aliens did not touch his pee pee. (Well-His pants were unzipped when he woke up. ....And he doesn't remember wearing any pants that night!)Despite the absence from Earthly civilzation, Electric Rye Bot hopped back in the saddle. This time, in Austin, Texas. He immediately began mixing up what he calls, "Tourette's Beats." First day back on Earth: Spilled fuckin' coffee on his crotch driving to work...Was 40 minutes late.Humans have been broadcasting radio waves for the better part of a century. "Anything you want to broadcast - that's fine," says Fred Walter, an astronomer at Stony Brook University, New York, US. "It's just adding to the noise and the clutter. This Electric Rye Bot shit, though, perks the ears of extra terrestrials and that is fantastic. You know, because they become happy and excited and -also content. The aliens begin touching EACH OTHER. And those are peaceful acts. We want them to be peaceful"These are the results of his encounter.Tantalizing evidence is accumulating that suggests the extra terrestrial life is accountable , however incontrovertible proof is still lacking. Electric Rye Bot wishes to share his experiences in the outer realm through his music. It is fucking awesome up there. So turn the shit up and you too, will be genuinely excited.---------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------CAUTION: ELECTRIC RYE BOT may cause the following side effects:Dry mouth:Urinary retention:Blurred vision:Constipation : Sedation (can interfere with driving or operating machinery):Sleep disruption:Weight gain:Headache:Nausea:Gastrointestinal disturbance/diarrhea:Abdominal pain:Irritable bowels:Loss of libido:Agitation:Anxiety------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------"I never apologize. I'm sorry, that's just the way I am."-Electric Rye Bot. Rolling Stone Magazine, February 2007.------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------ERb uses FL studio for the intsruments, (B -movie sound bites, frogs, porn, sonic boom) and Audacity for editing. Which-as a matter of a fact-fucking sucks because using Audacity you can't rubberband soundwaves or scrub the track! You can, however, phase, damp, echo ( G-verb: quadrophonic ( ( HUGE ROOM SIZE)) and change the tempo w/o altering the pitch. I like the repeats!