My stuffs and My other stuffs and this too!
I am "dangerously heterosexual"
I am convinced in a past life i was a Pagan Polygamist Chimney Sweep.
No, my parents nor I own a pizza place.
I am a freelance artist/designer.
I have a full body flesh colored tattoo.
18 piercings that will not take due to my mutant powers of healing.
I will watch the ROCKY trilogy over the STAR WARS trilogy every day of the week. Rocky is my Luke, Micky is my Obi Wan, Paulie is my Han Solo, Adrian is my Leia, Apollo Creed and Clubber Lang are my Darth Vaders. And do you know why? Because it is REALISTIC story on THIS planet in THIS time, and i relate to that. So until a Jedi or a wookie or a Hobbit or a Harry Potter comes into my day to day life, then and only then will i care to know their story.
I will take a unicorn over a horse every day of the week. And do you want to know why? because unicorns are REAL...so until the day a horse, a cow, a frog...haha. confused yet?
I am quiet for the most part. Mostly because asking me "what do you think about _____?" my answer might leave you shivering in the fetal position.
If you don't like ABBA, there is probably something wrong deep inside you that you should look into...seriously...take that journey, that dip into lake YOU!
I am not a racist, homophobe or chauvinist. However, if I have a gay Spanish friend, I am the first to shout "Listen up Spic next time you want to "express" your "feelings" get in the kitchen and channel them into a bundt cake!" Then we'd do rockette style broadway kicks on the way to the bar for Cerveza and Spic food, in hopes of finding him a lover.
Lighten up and look for the comedy in everything.HOW I ROLL:
It is not infrequent for my friend Jonnie and I to drive through the ghettos of Philly, giving back hard looks to the locals, while blasting ABBA's "take a chance on me"
If you use the phrases "hit me up sometime" or "holla back at me" there is a huge chance i will NEVER "hit you upp" or "holla at ya"
