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NewYorkDoll

Momentary Lapses of Reason

About Me


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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com Custom Contact Tables+++++++++++++++++++++I am a very honest person...sometimes to the point of brutally honest. I'm working on that...the brutality I mean. I am a walking contradiction but not a talking one: I stay in the house for days being a homebody...just call me Howard without the fingernails and dirty hair...but once I am outside it is hard to get me home. I am like a caterpillar...a cocoon in the house..a butterfly in public. I am very friendly; I'll talk to anyone...I go on for hours. My poor brain is filled with useless facts; I know a little about a lot including languages... I am still waiting for that call from Alex Trebeck. I predict that I will come in second for that is one of my curses: I am a perfectionist who tries so hard that I make things difficult for myself and ultimately lose usually by one point. ONE POINT!!! I express myself best through writing. I am opinionated but NEVER mindlessly; I back up all my opinions with facts. I cannot tolerate people who speak from their ass except that guy in John Waters' Pink Flamingos. I do not accept cruelty to others. If only Utopia wasn't just a book... I constantly feel as if I don't belong with "normal" people but I am beginning to accept that. "Normal" people are just like white bread. I like sourdough. Mmm..sourdough...*drools*. I am not cliquish, never join teams (except when working on films)and that's only out of necessity. I am not trendy. I wear what I want, I look how I want. I don't even try that fake "Mother" look. I am very close with my son. He's 5 and we are like peas and carrots. I don't think I've laughed so much in my life as I have in the past 5 years. I look and act tough on the outside but I am just a sensitive gal on the inside. *shhhh; that's a secret* I am wild and crazy...that's what people say about me. People are so narrow-minded and stupid...thank god for the Darwin Awards. I just hear these things about me but frankly, I don't give a damn what other people think of me; you either like me or you don't...make your choice. My philosophy is "You are either part of the problem or part of the solution." Guess which one I am. I usually speak my mind whether it's PC or not. I am often called a bitch because I am opinionated, can back my opinion with hard cold facts & win almost any argument. I am sure there are other reasons like wearing a sari to weddings and starting politically provacative conversations at Baby Showers but not for being a demanding tag-whore. I want someone to treat me like a Princess but I'd like it freely given and not coerced. I'll never be a lap-dog..you'll see my big fat butt walking out the door before you see me kow-towing to a person I don't believe in. I'm actually a really a nice person once you get to know me...hahahahaha...( points to those who get that movie reference). I like helping people out...my sister Delia tells me that my compassion is killing me..literally. Yeah, I'm no fish slapper! I believe LOVE beats ALL the demons. Jesus told me so. I can be a really bad procrastinator at times. I don't know how to swim well but I like diving into the deep end of the pool. My favorite drink is ginger ale with los o' ice. I live in the world of all possibilities. I love acting like a child but thinking like an adult. I love acting like an adult but thinking like a child. Sometimes I feel like an alien. And I don't mean like from across the border. I've watched Monty Python's The Meaning of Life over and over and I still don't know what the meaning of life is. ..~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your Birthdate: September 29
You have the mind of an artist, even if you haven't developed the talent yet.
Expressive and aware, you enjoy finding new ways to share your feelings.
You often feel like you don't fit in - especially in traditional environments.
You have big dreams. The problem is putting those dreams into action.
Your strength: Your vivid imagination
Your weakness: Fear of failure
Your power color: Coral
Your power symbol: Oval
Your power month: November What Does Your Birth Date Mean?vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*"I CAN'T CONCEAL WHAT I FEEL, WHAT I KNOW IS REAL, NO MISTAKING THE FAKING, I CARE, WITH A PRAYER IN THE AIR I WILL LEAVE IT THERE, ON A NOTE FULL OF HOPE NOT DESPAIR" ~*~*~*~

My Interests


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MY LASTEST DANCE SCHEME. I TOLD YOU I LIKE TO DANCE IN THE "INTERESTS" FIELD ;-)
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Reading, reading aboout serial killers/the criminal mind, sleeping cos I like my dreams better than real life, fighting for causes I belive in through activism, yoga, meditation, learning how to be a Buddhist even though I am having a hard time giving Jesus the old cold shoulder... (it's called Catholic guilt), talking (d'uh), debating, drawing even though I suck, painting even though I suck, dancing around the house not caring if I look retarded, playing the drums, holistic approaches to health, writing, reading, philosophy, theology, film, and music, music, music, Photography, Spirituality, riding my mountainbike hither & yon. I like doing accents:(Russian, German- Barvarian, French, Indian, I can't remember them all..just get me in a mood.) Writing my screenplays, writing blogs, writing just because I like the feel of ink on paper, taking care of my body: free weights & yoga for definiion & tone. I'm no she-male O.o Letting my twisted inner child out through cartoon voices/characters. I do a wicked Ralph Wiggum,"That's my swingset and my sandbox...I'm not allowed in the deep end...and that's where I met the leprechaun. He told me to burn things."*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* What Color Is Your Aura?
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Napoleon Dynamite Dance Scene
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Hey Maire, Whatcha gonna do today? Whatever I want! Gosh!I dance/excercise to this every. day.

I'd like to meet:



INTO THE SUN******************************** ~*~*FIRST & MOST WANTED ON MY LIST: THE MAN, THE LEGEND, THE SMARTEST, SEXIEST MAN ON PLANET: BORAT~*~* ~*~*NICKY&SIMOM from GB~*~* **MY BIOLOGICAL GRANDMOTHER/MOTHER'S FAMILY** **Holocaust Survivors** **WWII Servicemen & Women** **Aliens...the grey ones not the red **Sam Raimi..OH HELL...I ADMIT IT I LIKE TED RAMI BETTER..HE'S SO CUTE..JOXER!!!**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* & LET'S NOT FORGET THE DEAD: GHANDI SIDDHARTHA GAUTAMA(THE ORIGINAL BUDDHA) JESUS (cos I'm sure A LOT got lost in the translation) MOZART ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Music:

"""""""""""""""""Anything other than that top 40 pop-crap they peddle as "music". I'll listen to anything once. Gospel, country (hank williams was awesome), reggae, celtic,jazz,blues, zydigo, show tunes, Old Rock, metal, gothic, trip hop, classical (i love), experimental, ambient, cabaret, big band, old punk, 50's, 60's, 70's, some new wave, movie scores, etc... THE BEATLES+ PINK FLOYD+COCTEAU TWINS+CIBO MATTO+MOZART+BRAHMS+VIVALDI+LES "PUNK"+DEEP FOREST+ENIGMA+ENYA+PANTERA+METALLICA+KARSH KALE+ARTIE SHAW+BENNY GOODMAN+ GENE KRUPA+ BLACK SABBATH+PSYCHIC TV+NIN+CABERET VOLTAIRE+FRANK SINATRA+TITO PUENTE+NEW LENARD COHEN+ THE CURE+DUKE ELLINGTON & ELLA FITZGERALD+ BILLIE HOLIDAY+PEGGY LEE+ THE BIG BOPPER+ EARLY ELVIS+ MISSISSIPPI GARY+ SPINAL TAP+ BOZOO CHAVEZ+ ANNIE LENOX = JOHN WILLIAMS + MORE TO BE ADDEDAnyting that has a good beat & I can dance to it

Movies:

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++SCHINDLER's LIST, The Last Temptation of Christ, 12 Monkeys, The Tenant, The Matrix (part 1), Dark Victory, I *heart* Huckabees, Anne of a Thousand Days, The Constant Gardener, The African Queen, Notorious...my fav of Hitch's films, M, The Devil is a Woman, I Shot Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Dracula, Drugstore Cowboy, Days of Wine and Roses, Niagra, Heavenly Creatures, All About Eve, What Ever Happened to Baby Jane, Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte, Gone With the Wind, A Star is Born (the original withJanet Gaynor& Frederick March), Star Wars (Part 3, 4, and 6...I feel a conspiracy theory coming on...), Jaws, Dances With Wolves, Rashomon, The Marriage of Maria Braun, Seven Beauties, Heaven Knows Mister Allison, Old School, Austin Powers Mooovies, Training Day, Malcom X, Ghandi, Forrest Gump,Gone With the Wind, The Grey Zone, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Last House on the Left, The Hills Have Eyes, Fargo,Amadeus, Goodfellas, Dog Day Afternoon, The Untouchables, Natural Born Killers, Army of Darkness, Hannah and Her Sisters and most of Woody Allen's films...this is my fav., Finding Nemo, Lifeboat, Resevoir Dogs, Rushmore, Zoolander, Drop Dead Gorgeous (a diamond in the rough), Harry Potter mooovies, The Last Samuri, Monty Python and The Holy Grail(Come Pasty *clop, clop*) my movies... and so many more...
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Television:

That European News Channel that doesn't have a name(Cable channel 103 in NYC), AB-FAB, Masterpiece Theater, Monty Python's Flying Circus ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Books:

I AM A HARRY POTTER GEEK! COUNTING DOWN TILL JULY 21,2007 RELEASE OF HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS *wipes a tear* TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE BEST TACTIC TO GET THE BOOK BY 12:01 AM ON 6/21/07. I AM PREPARING TO SIT OUTSIDE BARNES & NOBLE ALL NIGHT UNTIL THEY OPEN THEIR DOORS COME THE MORN. UNLESS I CAN FIND A DIFFERENT BOOKSELLERS THAT OPENS EVEN EARLIER. IT's MADNESS, I TELL YA!!! & I LOVE IT!!! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Just discovered Terry Pratchett..will be reading him for AWILE..The Stand & The Dark Tower by Stephen King, Anything by Philip K. Dick, Brave New World, One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest, Dante's The Commedia, Diary of Anne Frank, The Red Tent, The Color Purple, The Catcher in the Rye, Plays by Edward Albee, Tenesee Williams, Jennifer Government by Max Barry, No Exit and anything by Sartre, The Stranger, The Plague, Myth of Sisyphus, & other works by Camus, The Metamorphasis by Kafka, Emile Zola, Clockwork Orange, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Anything by the Marquise de Sade, especially Philosophy in the Bedroom and Justine, Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation by Michael Moore, Hey Rube by Hunter S Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas by Thompson, the Bible ohh and how could I forget Bukowski? Heinrich Boll (sorry I don't know how to add the umloud (sp? ),my german is not so great these days), Gone With the Wind, Winnie the Pooh books before they sold out to Disney, did I mention HARRY POTTER?!!!

Heroes:

my sister Delia & Nicky & Simon (they know why)...those who perform acts of charity and compassion and never say a word about it.
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My Blog

A Very Not Well Thought Out Blog on why Hillary should be President in 2008

So I'm watching the NH Primary results and I get all excited about Hillary winning. I look in my e-mail, messages and group posts and all I see is NH results and Hillary. I was moved to write this bec...
Posted by NewYorkDoll on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:29:00 PST

Ach! The Things I do to Keep the Noise Out of My Head..Survey!!!! :P:P

1. Do you have a college degree?Almost...one more year @ Fordham and I'll have my teaching degree.2. What was the amount of your last electric bill?220.00$US 3. Do you have life insurance?Nope4. How m...
Posted by NewYorkDoll on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:45:00 PST

Simply Irresistable (My I Love New York Campaign Pt. 2)

So here I am again, sitting in front of the computer on a beautiful day waiting for my baby boy to come home from school. Going to see Spiderman today *does a happy dance* Anyways..I should be doing l...
Posted by NewYorkDoll on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:58:00 PST

MY Campaign for I Love New York (TV show)

Naughty Addiction It all started with Flavor of Love. I don't usually watch television... if I do I watch the movie channels...but one day a friend came over and turned on The Flavor of Love. I had m...
Posted by NewYorkDoll on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:31:00 PST

I F*cking HATE poetry.

I got an e-mail from an old friend who asked if I was still writing poetry. I said "No, I am not depressed anymore." I hate writing poetry even when I was offered the chance to take a poetry class wit...
Posted by NewYorkDoll on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:19:00 PST

*snap, snap, snap*

Some Beat poetry for your reading pleasure: Je n'aime pas toujoursRien et rien est rienJe ne veux pasci tu veuxCherche la femme
Posted by NewYorkDoll on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:04:00 PST

My first and (imho) Best blog KISSING

KISSING Current mood: mischievous Kissing... Current mood: discontent So my last therapist says to me one day what do I like doing. I immediately respond "kissing". She just stares at me. I ...
Posted by NewYorkDoll on Wed, 17 May 2006 10:45:00 PST

Cos you NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME DAMMNIT! (Survey-thingie)

ALL ABOUT ME..cos You need to know Damnit!!!! Current mood: blah Category: Quiz/Survey ..> Name: Mary Birthdate: 09-29 Birthplace: NYC Current Location: NYC Eye Color: grey Hair Color: curr...
Posted by NewYorkDoll on Wed, 17 May 2006 10:47:00 PST

The Man I Love...I want his children!

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Posted by NewYorkDoll on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 07:56:00 PST

Coz you NEED to know what personality type I am, dammnit!!!

You Are An ENTPThe VisionaryYou are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression.You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything.Happy to be the center of att...
Posted by NewYorkDoll on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:14:00 PST