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Wo ist dein Stachel?

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About Me


Bend it like Beckagnichi ....
Full of high sentence,
but a bit obtuse . . .
Earth people.
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My name is Chris . . . tofer.
Greek and Lebanese cuisine.... Yum.
ARSENAL.
The Legs of Bobby Moore.
Gordie Banks ripping that shiite offa Pele's noggin in the oldskool Copa de Mondo.
Tampa Bay Farking Rowdies!!! UK and Suda Amerika soccer combined with a sprinkle of American weirdness . . . and lots of crazy drunk fans . . . the Bucs games were never like the Rowdies ...
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TK-421!
Why aren't you at your post?!
TK-421?! Do you copy?
I'm into . . .
Muzak, film, literature, art, people.
I like funky people who work their own style - assembly line taste Joes can be really cool, but sadly they are often a bit on the dull side.
Yeah, Oscar pretty much nailed it with that line....
Florida State!
Soccer and college football, and many extreme/outdoorsy sports are really fun.... some I haven't tried yet, but someday....
I dig Mayan (& Meso-American, in general) and Chola art and history, and could tell you more than you cared about Mayan architecture . . .
I love animals. I've had lottsa cool pets.
One of my hamsters was a commando. 101st Hamster Airborne. Bad-arse hamster named Acorn. Also had a lop-eared rabbit. Named Bonzo (from the Garbonzo / Mexican Jumping beans, yep-yep). She tripped balls and loved to "dance" (or jump and spaz in midair like a mad epeleptic ontoppa a giant strobe, one could argue), but only to one song.
This is that song . . .
She was a crazy raver of a rabbit.
Even cooler was Ho-Ho, my little attack Sable (ferret). I miss my looneytunes pet monsters . . .
I love to read (especially cozied out during thunderstorms), listen to lottsa music, practice unsafe cinema; some nasty habits I bear. I love my family, especially the newest member (world's coolest niece ever), Chey ((aka baby Nerd)) . . . My fam owns, as do all of my unique friends.
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My Interests



My Geek Profile:

Academic Geekiness: Highest
Music Geekiness: Highest
Movie Geekiness: High
Gamer Geekiness: Moderate
SciFi Geekiness: Moderate
Fashion Geekiness: Low
Geekiness in Love: Low
General Geekiness: Low
Internet Geekiness: Low Nerd Pureblood, or Nerd Squib? Take the Test...

Your results:
You are Spider-Man

Spider-Man 90%
Superman 80%
Robin 75%
Green Lantern 65%
Supergirl 50%
The Flash 50%
Hulk 45%
Wonder Woman 40%
Iron Man 35%
Catwoman 25%
Batman 20% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Camping, hiking - any out-to-nature-to-rejuvenate stuff. Eddie Izzard. Mitch Hedberg. Cate Blanchett.

Edie and Twiggy.

Roy Lictenstein.

Language - written, spoken, foreign, blah-blah-blah....

Hip Pop.

I love bad puns. So I read lots of Entertainment Weekly. It'd be fun to write for them, and even better I'd jump to work writing dialogue or skits for Conan or Stewart.

~ Groovy loving Vibes ~ I'm fascinated with Pietism and similar groups trying to develop real caring and neigborly communities. I wish they were more visible and numerous. And popular and booming somewhere besides later-day Germany...

History. Especially cultural and artistic history. Art - Roy Lichtenstein, Vasarely, Wang Yigang, Wang Guangyi, Van (ear)Gone, and lots of independents / unknowns too numerous to track, sadly.

The Far Side; Bloom County.

Loving visuals, I'm really into good (or bad, yet odd or off the wall) movies. Especially when the soundtrack backs up the rest accordingly :)

Mod style / furniture / deco of the 60's-mid 70's.

Thunderstorms.

Tokyo. Hong Kong. The UK. Greece . . . Shawerma, pita, and hummus (TONY'S DELI ON N. MILLS ~ Represent).

Austrailia and New Zealand. The Himalayas. The Amazon. Angel Falls. All beautiful and exotic locations that look like they must be works of God.

Ferrets.

Foxes.

Other cool / furry / frisky animals.

I'd like to meet:


All pop culture / comic / music / film / retard fans.... or just really nice, cool people.

Go-Go hotties who Glow in the Dark.

Or perhaps a harem of smiling Japanese babes hoisting parasols; they would not be bad to meet...

Er, seriously, Uma Thurman, Cate Blanchett, Natalie Portman. Beautiful and smart.

..
Madeline Kahn, Holly Hunter and Judy Tenuta crack me up ~ Beautiful and hilarious!

~ Holly, making mirthful in "A Life Less Ordinary" ~

Any one of those three would surely be more fun than 99% of the Maxim girls out there...

I'd like to meet some of my favorite authors. It'd be cool to talk junk with Rowling, Bradbury, or Braunbeck.

William would be cool to hang out with in the studio for a few hours, just so he could blow my ears off right in front of me...

Gettin down to it... God would kinda take the first spot.

Pretty much everybody cool through time - Jesus, Ghandi, Martin Luther & the early German Pietists, MLK, Akbar the Great, Hammurabi, Einstein, Mel Blanc . . . well; everyone, actually. I really like people.

You, if we haven't already . . .

Music:

New York, London, Paris, Munich....

I was partial to proto-electro as a young buck; nobody had to push it on me! The first album I begged my parents for was "THE MUSIC OF STAR WARS: by The Electric Moog Orchestra".

"NOT the Original Soundtrack...."

Heh. I loved that shiite even more than Mr. William's original score ...

My earliest musical hero - pictured here where I caught him; Tommorowland Terrace, circa 79:

He gigged there for about three years and I insisted on eating there to hear him every visit . . . Thank you, Mr. Iceberg.

As for the rest of the musical palette, almost any original and creative sound can get under my skin.

Classical, the "three B's": Bizet, Brahms, and Ludwig Von. Wagner, Rossini, and others are cool as well.

The Balanescu Quartet are my favorite fourth stringers.

Le Mystere des Voix Bulgares rule. Apparently VAST couldn't agree more, since they sample the shiite outta 'em.

60's Motown acts, various pscyh-pop from the 60s (think Insence and Peppermints or Lizard King style), lots of alterna-jangle-pop, and lots of electronic-flavored stuff - downtempo, acid jazz, electro, shoegaze-filtered fuzz, etc.

Film scores that own:

- John Williams' scores (SW, Raiders, and HP); Vangelis (Chariots of Fire, Blade Runner); Howard Shore (LOTR, particularly The Two Towers); Brad Fiedel (Johnny Mnemonic, Terminator).

Music.

Words.

Images.

All ever-intertwined. All of equal import - if you ask my opinion :)

Musical flavors of the day:
Most 80's wave & pop, like Talk Talk, ABC, That Petrol Emotion, Adam & the Ants, Vicious Pink, etc.

- Tones on Tail

- Howie B.

- The Juan Maclean

- Definition of Sound

- Peter Thomas

- The Dandy Warhols

- Dr. Rockit

- Blur

- The Cardigans

- Fila Brazilia

- EL-P

- The Go! Team

- The Wolfgang Press

- Beck

- VHS vs. BETA

- Soul Coughing / Michael Doughty

- The Moog Cookbook

- Ian Brown

- Filter

- Air

- Deltron 3030

- Les Rythmes Digitales

- Hank Sr.

- Kraftwerk

- Nellee Hooper-touched projects

- The Dream Warriors

- Gary Clail & many On-U-Sound Sherwood projects

- DJ Rap

- The Inspiral Carpets

- The House of Love

- Bent

- The Sabres of Paradise

- Peter Murphy

- Afrika Bambaataa & the Soulsonic Force

- Prince

- The Gap Band

- The Cranberries

- Curve

- Freaky Chakra

- Supertramp

- Goldfrapp

- Shonen Knife

- A Clan of Xymox

- William Orbit

- LCD Soundsystem

- Dan the Automator

- The Eels

- The Future Sound of London

- Kelli Ali

- God Lives Underwater

- Spacetime Continuum

- Kruder and Dorfmeister

- Soul to Soul

- Wendy Carlos

- The Pixies

- Amorphous Androgynous

- Speedy J

- Pentatonik

- The Church

- Kool Kieth / Doctor Octagon

- Herbie Hancock

- Beth Orton

- Moby

- David Holmes

- Mindless Self Indulgence

- BT

- Johnny Cash

- Pop Will Eat Itself

- Bjork

- The Happy Mondays

- New Order (Arthur Baker - subculture era NO, that is)

- Fishbone

- English Beat / early FYC

- Coldcut - Hexstatic - Amon Tobin - Neotropic

and various other Ninjatune, yeah

Movies:


Eh-yay-ah! The Full Details of The Flight of the Prince!!!
Summa my favorite flicks . . .
- The Librarian
- Kill Bill I & II
- Hardware
- Drop Dead Gorgeous
- Immortal Beloved
- Tank Girl
- Bladerunner
- Sin City
- The Virgin Suicides
- The Thin Red Line (Terence Malick's remake)
- Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
- Underworld
- The Jacket
- Chumbscrubber
- Donnie Darko
- Crash
- Amazon Women on the Moon
- Hamlet (Ethan Hawke version)
- Fight Club
- The Crow
- Watership Down
- The Usual Suspects
- The Gift
- The Road Warrior
- The Princess Bride
- Creepshow ("I can hold my breath . . . for a very long time!")
- Monty Python & the Holy Grail
- Team America WP
- all the Harry Potter flicks, with Azkaban being the best overall of the batch
- the Star Wars saga, (especially ANH and ESB)
- but of course ... The LOTR Trilogy - Two Towers had the best score!
- Stanley Kubrick films, The Shining, FMJ and the bestest experimental flick evah .... 2001!, hah
- Mel Brooks films, with History, Tights, Young Frankie, and High Anxiety, etc!
- Terry Gilliam films, Brazil and 12 Monkeys... NICE...
- old Pink Panther flicks with CATO!
- Ridley Scott films (early Alien flicks, Blade Runner... great sci-fi noir)
- short films from Spike Jonez and Michel Gondry -
Films with faves Uma Thurman, Cate, and Holly usually rule; Milla Jovovich proved to me I like her in films despite her acting "skills" . . . Ewan MacGregor, Adrien Brody, & Ed Norton films usually own.
A personal thank you for films that leave quotes like this one:
"I'm a loner, Dottie . . . a rebel . . .
There are things you wouldn't know about me.
Things you couldn't know about me.
Things you shouldn't know about me."
"I remember . . . the Al-a-mo . . ."

Television:



most TV sucks, but there are gems:

Comedy Central: Daily Show, Trigger Happy TV, Reno 911

Retro TV - Lost in Space - In Search Of - Twilight Zone & Outer Limits

- History channel - Discovery Channel - National Geo Channel - TLC -

- Dead Like Me -

- Veronica Mars -

Books:



BUY YOUR FAVORITE BOOKS. DON'T STOP TILL YOU GET IT UP.

Many.

Authors are a start . . .

- Bradbury

- T.S. Eliot

- Shakespeare

- DeLillo

- Mr. Edgar Allan Poe

- Gaddis

- Alan Dean Foster

- Bartheleme

- Philip K. Dick

- Vonnegut

and finally Mr. Gary Braunbeck, author of:

REDEMPTION, INC.

This incredible story can be found in the SS collection "Future Net".

It has several other gems almost as good as "Redemption" in it's pages, check it out. Mr. Braunbeck also writes the freakiest ass "dark" fiction, such as "In Silent Graves." Kinda like taking horror and mind f***s and squishing them together, and pardon my French but that's the best way to describe it.

Heroes:

There's all types of heroes, like MOM and POP for starters...then there's the ones I aspire to be as creative, as smart, or just as cool as:

Mr. Blanc.

Bradbury.

Mr. Harris.

JK.

Einstein.

Mr. Zinzendorf.

Many of my "creative" heroes are dead (hang in there, Ray).

I wish I coulda met one or two of 'em. I'll save that for the afterlife, I guess

SUPER TYPES OF HEROES:

The peaceseekers that I mentioned on "Who I'd like to meet".

Anybody who perseveres through the thick and thin. Anybody with a Heart of Gold. Those are heroes in my book. That ain't no shiite, either . . .

My Blog

Friends, Romans, Countrymen ....

lend me your ojos.  Por un momento. If you have a FB account and want to multiply the angles we can keep each other baffled over the web, hit me up.  I've been a member there for a while no...
Posted by Wo ist dein Stachel? on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 12:51:00 PST

Telefono Nuevo; Liquid Oxygen & Nourishment

Yeah, my old Virgin mobile phone got jacked.  Left in the table at Noodles and Company when eating lunch earlier this week.  Excellent braised beef & sherry shroom sauce Stroganoff; evil...
Posted by Wo ist dein Stachel? on Sat, 17 May 2008 05:28:00 PST

Sarah.

Hello, friends ...... as I'm feeling so fortunate right now, I must pause and help remember those not so fortunate ..... from my friends at "STOP HONOR KILLINGS" .... holy shiite; stop all killings, w...
Posted by Wo ist dein Stachel? on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:21:00 PST

The Dope Show.

Well, I’m back from the field (2 1/2 weeks this time, happy-happy, joy-joy-joy!).  It snewed on es egain.  It was cold and my skin dried up even with the trusty Vaseline Skin Therapy t...
Posted by Wo ist dein Stachel? on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:11:00 PST

Why?

This is for when I feel sad.  God bless her. http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/02/01/slain.police.officer/index. html These kind of things break my heart....
Posted by Wo ist dein Stachel? on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:15:00 PST

A week in the field in December. Yikes.

Not exactly my cuppa tea .....  lalalalalalala ....... Some I love, but you I adore ......    
Posted by Wo ist dein Stachel? on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:25:00 PST

Ugh. Hes gone.

My super childhood hero died on Friday.I have a personally autographed Harley-Davidson flyer add from him, because I wrote him a letter (at age four or so, hah!) and asked him to come do a jump on Mer...
Posted by Wo ist dein Stachel? on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:56:00 PST

Ive seen things ....

these last twenty days or so ... for starters, probably around 30 shooting stars.  Roughly five times the amount i've seen in my entire life in Florida, what with all our freegin' city lights and...
Posted by Wo ist dein Stachel? on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:45:00 PST

Charming, man ....

Yo, g .... this is a letter to the New York Post .... Your good friend (and mine) Albus Dumbledore has been outed, slightly after his demise (sniff).  In honor of his memory, and in honor of JK, ...
Posted by Wo ist dein Stachel? on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:21:00 PST

Sweet Cinematic Potter Eye-booty

Yes, I wertched the prem of the international trailer yestiday on yahoo.  I even called in work to let 'em know I was running late to do so. Three (or so) observations: 1. That freaking Phoenix s...
Posted by Wo ist dein Stachel? on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:09:00 PST