Bethany

I play pool a lot. I am the captain of a pool team in the Austin APA league. I go to movies a lot. I enjoy bad B movies. Cheesy jokes crack me up. I like Zippos. I own a Mali pool cue. I can play the piano, and I have a good eye for photography. I live with my boyfriend, a roommate and a dog. I'm tall and thin, and I aspire to have boobs one day. I will own my own island before I die. Little Debbie is my favorite girlfriend. My only addictions are pool and tattoos. I rarely drink. I smoke a lot. I've had a baby and a kidney stone… the kidney stone hurt more. I really enjoy morphine. I ramble a lot. Oh, and... I'm modest and I never smirk. ;)