Life on the inside |
Day 1:Today I checked into my research study. If all goes well. The drug companies will make millions and I will get my check for 3 grand on the 22nd of this MonthPhysical exam 9amStrip Search 11:30 a...
Posted by JOE STAATS the 1st on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:21:00 PST |
USA USA USA. Happy birthday America |
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Things are looking up Happy Birthday America
I've never been so proud to be part of this great country.Last year we lost the sheep fucking Jerry Farwell and today the conservative rasist Jess...
Posted by JOE STAATS the 1st on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:36:00 PST |
Fundraising idea and random thought |
I'm trying to put together a show to help raise money to send Middle Eastern extremist to flight school.
Does anybody wanna help out?
Oh and I'm tired of hearing about adults complain about growing up...
Posted by JOE STAATS the 1st on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:43:00 PST |
Nasty’s This Wednesday 9:30pm bitches!!!! |
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Nasty's This Wednesday!!!!!! 9:30pm
Thank you Nasty's drinkers and degenerates for your continued support of Austin Stand-Up Comedy. Come see the best in Austin Stand-up this Wednesday @ the b...
Posted by JOE STAATS the 1st on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:10:00 PST |
Shit like this makes me wanna donkey punch an infant! |
Seriously is there anyone out there that is in favor of child abuse. Did this change anyones mind on the subject? Did people not know stuff like this was happening? Who learned something? I learne...
Posted by JOE STAATS the 1st on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:58:00 PST |
And just when I try to feel sorry for myself |
I always here it could be worse. Which is true, but it does not mean I don't have a right to be pissed, upset, or depressed. But then again I should not feel sorry for myself cuz at least I don't have...
Posted by JOE STAATS the 1st on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:23:00 PST |
Irresponsibility Pays Off |
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Today I got an arrest warrant notice on my door. It was issued by the City of Austin Munipal Court, Warrant Service Divsion, Marshal Unit. Needless to say I had about 1700 worth of unpaid f...
Posted by JOE STAATS the 1st on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:10:00 PST |
Oi!!!! The Train wreck hits Red 7 this Thursday 12/6 @ 10pm |
Fans this promises to be a big show!!!!! The comedians are bringing their A game!!!!Comedians email the train wreck if you want a slot.My punk and skin friends who have not seen a show yet have no exc...
Posted by JOE STAATS the 1st on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:15:00 PST |
I’m not sayin... I just sayin |
To be blunt. If you own a pit bull you are probably stupid. I know most pit bulls are good dogs, but come on it's a pit bull. One day there is a very good chance this dog will eat the leg of a little ...
Posted by JOE STAATS the 1st on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 02:24:00 PST |
Another What the Fuck |
I like to start out by saying that I wish this was not true but shit if it was not for fucked up stories what else would I live for? Although I like to forget about the time I broke both my arms...
Posted by JOE STAATS the 1st on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:42:00 PST |
