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Suzy HomeWrecker A*Z*D*D*

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About Me

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AZDD RollerBrawl Awards commercial
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Add to My Profile | More VideosAZDD Coffin Draggers vs Bombshells Highlights 10-13-07
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Add to My Profile | More VideosAZ Derby Dames- Coffin Draggers vs Bombshells Highlights 7-21-07
Suzy Homewrecker
I started skating in roller derby in 2001, when I saw a flier that said TRYOUTS, in a tattoo shop in Austin, TX. I thought no fucking way!!!!
I went to my first derby game in Oct, the championship game. I was absolute awe the entire time. I MUST DO THIS! I channted to myself over and over, I knew it, the moment I saw the ad for the game.
This was it!! I was never good at sports, not because i am not cometetive, it was the people involved that made me not like it. I did't get along with other girls, I was independant, creative, and an ass kicker, that's why i was soo hooked! Like minded ladies, that wanna skate in circles, dressed up in short skirts, torn fishnets, and beat the hell outta each other and not even go to jail?? i'm in!
It was the spectacle of things that drew me in, and made me fall in love! The dyed hair, the tattoos, the uniforms, and the catchy names...THIS WAS IT! This is exactly what I always looked for, and wanted to be apart of, i just didn't know it even exsisted! well.. it didn't before. When I tried out for derby, there was no one else doing this. we were the only ALL-GIRL roller entertainment (*we couldnt use roller derby, because of the trademark...the old timers gave us such hell for it too.)
The league soon split off into 2.. Texas rollergirls were born, and TX Roller derby - Lonestar Rollergirls. absolute rivals..in the same city!! My derby dream was coming to an end, I didn't think the league would survive, I desided to stay with the Lonestar Rollergirls, after many many phone calls, and a witch trials later...
5 years later, I went back to Austin, TX to go see Hell On Wheels, a derby documnetry that was in the making when I joined the league.
The Suzy Homewrecker experience coming soon...
Since I started skating in derby, I moved to AZ to help start AZ Roiller Derby, I skated with the Bruisers (naughty nurses), and I was on the travel team Tent City Terrors, i started the team The Surly Gurlies (punk rockj pirates). I quit in March 2004 after a game vs. Tucson Roller Derby.
I went back and played in an O.P.P. (Original Putas Possee) game in TX.
I started the AZ Derby Dames in July of 2005. Since then we have grown to over 70 skaters, and we are still growing..we have been published many times, made apperences on local news, and played 2 inter league games, and 2 away games.
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My Interests

BUZZNET!! My video journal.
Suzy Homewrecker on BUZZNET!

Founder - AZ Derby Dames

Occupation: American Housewife

Everything you ever wanted to know about Suzy HomeWrecker:
Skated with The Banked Track League; TX Roller Derby, Lonestar Roller girls 2 years
For The PUTAS DEL FUEGO- TXRD

Bruisers- AZRD
Tent City Terrors- AZRD
Surly Gurlies- AZRD
COFFIN DRAGGERS- AZDD
LADY LUX- AZDD

PROJECTS:
-MAR 2004 TX Roller Derby Poster model, Dave Glass art

-Model for NC Rollergirls poster

-Model for Tampa Tantrums logo

-Model for Underground stardust glitter art

-Jones Soda label

-Model for CRUNCH GYM t-shirt design

-Sourpuss Clothing T-shirt Design
"Roller Rage"

-Dave Glass Art "Under my wheels"

-OCT 2006 Poster art model for AZ Derby Dames
-Model for artshow by FONZY

RADIO:
-Kaos Radion 95.9

-Austin Music Network. GIRLS.GIRLS.GIRLS.

MODEL:
-Model for Label Horde bently projects Fashion Show

-Model for Black Eyed Saint Clothing Co.

-Model for Trasvilleusa.com

-Model for SuicideGirls.com

PUBLICATIONS:
-July 2003 Tattoo Magazine

-JAN 2004 Fader magazine

-Loaded Magazine (UK)

-PHOTO Juxtapoz - Lucky 13 apparel ad.

-Tattoo Magazine

-AUG 2004 SKIN N INK Magazine

-TATTOO International

-SEPT 2004 ASU PRESS Feature story

-OCT 2004 Skin Deep tattoo Magazine

-OCT 2004 AZ Monthly

-Paper Magazine

-Savage Tattoo Magazine

-JAN 2005 SKIN N INK tattoo magazine

-July 2005 Tattoo Burst (Japan)

-New Times:
Listed in April, June, September and November
-New Times Best of 2006 “Best Chicks to have your back in a brawl”

-June 2006 Arizona Republic
Listed in Calendar issues in August, October, November

-‘N Touch News Magazine:
Featured in August, September, October, November and December 2006

-Five Magazine:
Featured in Issue 6

-SEPT 2006 Java Magazine

-College Times
Featured in June and December
Listed in August, September and November 2006

-NOV 2006 Get Out Magazine

-Oct 2006 TATTOO SOCIETY MAGAZINE

-..he Horse Magazine

-Jan 2007 College Times cover

-May 2007 College Times spread -May 2007 944 Magazine

INTERNET:
-AZ Central:
Listed on AZ Central mainpage in August and November

-Mar 2006 featured derby girl on Retrokiten.com

TELEVISION, FILM

-Channel 3 Good Morning Arizona:

Featured on June 24th

Featured on August 31st

-ABC 15

-Game Show Network - Roller Derby Game AZRD VS TXRG

-Tucson Roler Derby DVD

-Rollergirls, A&E, DVD

-Crash cam films, Hells on Wheels Documentary of the TX roller derby girls.

Sugar and spice, that's this little girl's vice, thats what Suzy Homewrecker's made of...

Likes: Cheerleaders from the Texan purgatory, The Satans Cheerleaders Guns, Red Lipstick, Brass Knuckles, and airstream trailers, TATTOOS, going to punk shows, Skateboarding, rad photos, all-girl roller derby, cruiser/lowrider bikes, hot rods, pin-up girls, porn, pit bulls, VARLA, snowboarding, PUNK ROCK, XXX
to learn more about me click here Or here...
SUZY HOMEWRECKER DERBY DAME FAN CLUB
or here AZ DERBY DAMES

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AZDD Boxing at Hell City: Suzy Homewrecker vs. Mighty Menace
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Add to My Profile | More VideosAZ Derby Dames late night skating at the mormon temple
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Add to My Profile | More VideosAZ Derby Dames street skating after the Fresh Meat photoshoot
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Add to My Profile | More Videos AZ Derby Dames Coffin Draggers vs. Brutal Beauties 5-19-07

Add to My Profile | More VideosCoffin Draggers witch trials

Add to My Profile | More Videos AZ Derby Dames photoshoot behind the scenes video

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AZ Derby Dames vs Excalibur Hockey Girls Highlights

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Music:



BIO:After growing up in the trailer park, in a small town named Casa Grande, in Arizona no wonder she got the name and the reputation of Suzy HomeWrecker. Breaking curfew, sneaking out the double wide every night, stealing boyfriends, and hanging with the local gang, She knew she needed a change, or else this little homewrecker would end up in the clink, or in a ditch...which ever came first.She skipped town for a while to check out boys town, Mexico. After picking up all her dollars off the stage, and saying good bye to those donkey girls forever she was off again breakin shit, and wrecking shop all over. After leaving the big house, and coming to the best little whore house in Texas, That's when she met up with the other hot chicas of the Putas del Fuego at the local dive, El Calentano. It was on again to kicking ass, taking names, and breaking hearts all over the place.
This is one little house wife you don't wanna mess with.......

Movies:

Arizona AZ Derby Dames Roller derby fight

Add to My Profile | More VideosSuzy Homewrecker Jumping over Derby Dames

Add to My Profile | More VideosAz Derby Dames Video

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Television:



Rollergirls A&E

Ingedients for a Homewrecker pie:1 cup hair balls ½ cup lies 2 parts sterile urine 1 tablespoon mischief 2 cups of lice ½ cup holy water ½ tablespoon nails 1 teaspoon spiders 2 cups barnacle 1 part agent orangeMix in a big ass bowl with a butcher knife, and it should be nice n’ lumpy.Set the crap on fire, and keep it at 666’ Bake 4 hours, and served damn hot! Burn your tongue and enjoy!

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My Blog

new angle... Hell City Tattoo Con boxing video

i still think 2 days of dranks and boxing in a row is supreme for the motor skills. http://video.aol.com/video-detail/azdd-boxing-suzy-homewreck er-vs-mighty-menace/643545174?icid=acvsv2   ...and ...
Posted by Suzy HomeWrecker A*Z*D*D* on Thu, 29 May 2008 12:53:00 PST

AZ Derby Dames on the cover of The New Tmes!!!

http://phoenixnewtimes.com/slideshow/index.php?gallery=54242 &type=1&page= http://phoenixnewtimes.com/2008-04-10/music/niki-at-nite-exp loring-the-depths-of-fan-archy-with-roller-derby-super-fans/ http:...
Posted by Suzy HomeWrecker A*Z*D*D* on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:16:00 PST

need to skate...

This was posted on LeadJammer.com: Homewrecker to skate her last bout Submitted by azdr on January 22, 2008 - 8:32pm. According to information received from multiple sources and then confirmed toda...
Posted by Suzy HomeWrecker A*Z*D*D* on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:00 PST

AUTOPSY TURVY - First Friday opening

"Autopsy Turvy" a highly graphic and controversial photo art showing will be held at APATHAMY during the grand opening this First Friday in downtown Phoenix, Located at ANTI_SPACE.Kill.Homewrecker - N...
Posted by Suzy HomeWrecker A*Z*D*D* on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:20:00 PST

APATHAMY - Opening Nite First Friday Feb 1.

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Posted by Suzy HomeWrecker A*Z*D*D* on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:08:00 PST

APATHAMY

APATHAMYsay it to your self a couple of times.. it might make sense.I have been super busy working on a new artspace in downtown Phoenix...and getting ready for the opening First Friday.it's at ANTI_S...
Posted by Suzy HomeWrecker A*Z*D*D* on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:57:00 PST

yes.. this rumour is actually true.

I am very very very sad to say that i will no longer be skating. I have wayyy too much going on/planned for this year coming up. I just got an art space in downtown phx, I am a Histologist at May...
Posted by Suzy HomeWrecker A*Z*D*D* on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:57:00 PST

New videos on BUZZNET!!

http://suzyhomewrecker.buzznet.com/user/New videos added from the AZ Derby Report (AZDR)get into it...
Posted by Suzy HomeWrecker A*Z*D*D* on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:42:00 PST

HOMEWRECKER CLOTHING - OL SKOOL TATTOO DESIGN TOTE BAG FOR SALE!!

www.myspace.com/homewreckerclothing Roller Derby tote bag 20 bux.includes shipping and an AWESOME present!! ;)The design was from a tattoo designed by tattooer Chris Arredondo (Dixie Rose Reno, NV) in...
Posted by Suzy HomeWrecker A*Z*D*D* on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 10:02:00 PST

A*Z*D*D* on AMP.com main story!!

Skate in 2008 with Valley roller derby By: Nicki EscuderoDescription: Arizona Derby Dames on the hunt for some fresh meatIf knocking someone down in a short skirt in front of hundreds of people sounds...
Posted by Suzy HomeWrecker A*Z*D*D* on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 04:49:00 PST