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ARIZONA DERBY DAMES all girl roller derby

Live.Fast.Die.Pretty

About Me


Founders of the AZ DERBY DAMES - LIVE FAST ROLLERGIRLS
Prima Donna, Joan Threat, All The Way Mae, and Suzy Homewrecker

AZ DERBY DAMES - LIVE FAST ROLLERGIRLS
LIVE.FAST.DIE.PRETTY.

My Interests

Arizona Derby Dames' 2009 Season home is
ARIZONA VETERANS MEMORIAL COLISEUM
(on the Arizona State Fairgrounds)
1826 W. McDowell Road
Phoenix, Arizona 85007
visit www.arizonaderbydames.com and www.azstatefair.com
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE RUNAWAY BRIDES!
ARIZONA DERBY DAMES 2008 SEASON 3 CHAMPIONS!

Next Up: Season 4 at Arizona Veterans Memorial Coliseum
starting January 31, 2009!

ARIZONA DERBY DAMES ON NEW TIMES COVER
click on the links below to check out the three stories at
www.phoenixnewtimes.com and leave us comments on the story.
Lots of photos by Andy Hartmark to check out!

CLICK HERE FOR ARIZONA DERBY DAMES NEW TIMES COVER STORY
CLICK HERE FOR DERBY DAMES IN NEW TIMES "MAKING OF A COVER"
CLICK HERE FOR NEW TIMES "ROLLER DERBY SUPER FANS"
ANDY HARTMARK PHOTOGRAPHY
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I'd like to meet:



The Lady Lux
(our all star travel team)

WINNERS 2007 ROLLERBRAWL
Most Feared Skater: Ann Thrash
Hardest Hitter: **tie** Ann Thrash & Jugger Naughty
Triple Threat: Mami Chula
Most Improved Skater: Lora Stabs
BAMF (Bad Ass Mother Fucker) Award: Sally Whacker
Penalty Queen: Chuck Berrings
Most Competitive: Rowdy Roulette
Best Fight: Suzy Homewrecker and Jugger Naughty
Best Take Out: Sally Whacker and Suzy Homewrecker
Biggest Drama Queen: The Bombshells
Biggest Bitch: Phyllis Killer
Biggets Guns: Dee Tox
Biggest Lush: Dee Tox
Biggest Misfit: Miss Sindyrella
Best Rack: Hot Head Lucy
Best Lady Lumps: Mami Chula
Gnarliest Makeup: Ginger Mortis
Ball and Chain (married): Dani Dangerously & Danger Zone
Best Derby Couple (non-married): Dirty Martini & Dee Tox
Most Dedicated to the league: Kamikaze Kiwi
Most Unappreciated: Vintage Vixen
DiLF (Dad I'd Like To Fuck) Award: Alan or Mr. de los Muertos
Best Bruise: Vintage Vixen
Best Rink Rash: Frankie Fitz
Best Non Derby Injury: Venus Vendetta
Gnarliest Injury: Vintage Vixen
Best Derby Tattoo: Lolo
The Biggest Loser: Rowdy Roulette
Crowd Favorite: Red Rocker
Biggest Fan: Jasperino
TEAM WINNERS
BRUTAL BEAUTIES
Best Jammer: Miss Sindy Rella
Best Blocker: Madam
Best Pivot: Fannie Brewser
Best Team Spirit Brutal Beauties: Kamikaze Kiwi
Rookie of the Year: Marci de Sade
BOMBSHELLS
Best Jammer: Phenomenon
Best Blocker: Jugger Naughty
Best Pivot: Shawnee Rotten
Best Team Spirit: Mighty Menace
Rookie of the Year: Phenomenon
COFFIN DRAGGERS
Best Jammer: Dr Mary Lu Botomy
Best Blocker: Ann Thrash
Best Pivot: Ann Thrash
Best Team Spirit: Dolly de los Muertos
Rookie of the Year: Forbid N. Fruit
SCHOOLYARD SCRAPPERS
Best Jammer: All the Way Mae
Best Blocker: Rollie Frijoli
Best Pivot: Hot Head Lucy
Best Team Spirit: Rowdy Roulette
Rookie of the Year: Hot Head Lucy

WINNERS 2006 ROLLERBRAWL:
Best Jammer BB - Tuff Cookie
Best Jammer BS - All The Way Mae
Best Jammer CD - Suzy Homewrecker
Best Blocker BB - Red Rocker
Best Blocker BS - Jugger Naughty
Best Blocker CD - Razen Hell
Best Pivot BB - Kamakazi Kiwi
Best Pivot BS - Hazel Hellrazor
Best Pivot CD - Ann Thrash
Hardest Hitter - Jugger Naughty
Triple Threat Award - Mami Chula
(All around good pivot, blocker and jammer)
Most Feared - Red Rocker
Most Improved Skater - Miss Elle Crisis - runner up Rowdy Roulette
Misfit Award - Alotta Trouble
(Skater Flair)
Rookie of the Year - Sally Wacker
Best Fresh Meat - Fannie (runner's up Rock-A-Baby, Katie Kills & Wendy O. Killems)
BAMF (MVP) - Suzy Homewrecker
Bad Ass Mother Fucker
Penalty Queen - Chuck Bearings
Most Competitive Skater - Chuck Bearings
Gnarlist Injury - Tuff Cookie (Broken Hand) - runner up A. Malicous (Knee)
Non Derby Injury Doing Derbyish Things - Suzy Homewrecker
(Dislocated Shoulder)
Best Bruise - Vintage Vixen
Lady Lumps Award - Mami Chula
(Best Booty)
Rink Rash Award - Ann Thrash
Biggest Bitch - Brassy Knuckles
Best Rack - Heidi Salami
Team Spirit BB - Kamakazi Kiwi
Team Spirit BS - Shawnee Rotten
Team Spirit CD - Rowdy Roulette
Purple Heart Award - Sally Wacker
(Gnarliest injury of all the injuries)
Biggest Lush - Ann Thrash
Best Fight - Suzy Homewrecker & Chuck Bearings
(Bra Rip Off)
Best Take Out - Chuck Bearings vs. Everyone
(Cottonwood, AZ)
Crowd Favorite - Chuck Bearings
Best Derby Couple - Suzy Homewrecker & Andy
Biggest Fan - Dent Bob
Best Roller Derby Tattoo - Suzy Homewrecker & Calamity Pain
(same tattoo)
Drama Queen - Suzy Homewrecker
Most Dedicated - Rowdy Roulette
Gnarliest Makeup - Joan Threat
Biggest Guns - Hazel Hellrazor
D.I.L.F. - Mr. Muertos
Best Dancer - Brassy Knuckles
Unsung Heroes - Kamikazi Kiwi, Hedy LeMorgue, Shawnee Rotten & Vintage Vixen
Ball & Chain Award - Mr. & Mrs. LeMorgue and Mr. & Mrs. Thrash
(tied)
CROWD FAVORITE: Chuck Bearings

Music:

The Earps, Nunzilla, Calabrese, Green Lady Killers...to be continued!

Television:

Photos Credits:
Andy Hartmark
i.shoot.stuff. photography

Heroes:


AZ Derby Dames Season One Highlights

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Derby Dames highlight video: Brutal Beauties vs The Bombshells

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AZDD: Bombshells vs The Schoolyard Scrappers 4-21-07 Highlights

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AZ Derby Dames vs. The Excalibur Hockey Girls Highlights

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AZ Derby Dames Coffin Draggers vs. Brutal Beauties 5-19-07

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AZ Derby Dames Schoolyard Scrappers vs. Brutal Beauties 6-23-07

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AZ Derby Dames- Coffin Draggers vs Bombshells Highlights 7-21-07

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AZ Derby Dames street skating after the Fresh Meat photoshoot
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AZ Derby Dames late night skating at the mormon temple
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Brutal Beauties Championship Bout Promo
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AZDD Coffin Draggers vs Bombshells Highlights 10-13-07
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AZDD RollerBrawl Awards commercial
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Arizona Derby Dames 2007 Season 2
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Arizona Derby Dames July 12, 2008 Double Header

My Blog

ARIZONA DERBY DAMES 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP - ITS A BOUT TIME!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEOctober 3, 2008 ARIZONA DERBY DAMES 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP: It's A Bout Time!The Brutal Beauties vs. The Runaway BridesSaturday October 11th at Castle Sports ClubPhoenix, AZ (October 3...
Posted by ARIZONA DERBY DAMES all girl roller derby on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:11:00 PST

A Titillating Two-Nights with the Arizona Derby Dames and Keep-A-Breast Foundation!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASESeptember 25, 2008 A Titillating Two-Nights with the Arizona Derby Dames and Keep-A-Breast Foundation! Phoenix, AZ (September 25, 2008). Ask any Arizona Derby Dame and she'll tell...
Posted by ARIZONA DERBY DAMES all girl roller derby on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 06:51:00 PST

ARIZONA DERBY DAMES SEPTEMBER 20th DOUBLE HEADER PLAYOFFS - SURVIVAL OF THE FASTEST

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEAugust 29, 2008 ARIZONA DERBY DAMES DOUBLE HEADER 2008 PLAYOFFS: Survival of the FastestThe Brutal Beauties vs. The Schoolyard ScrappersThe Runaway Brides vs. The Coffin Draggers ...
Posted by ARIZONA DERBY DAMES all girl roller derby on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:06:00 PST

ARIZONA DERBY DAMES AUGUST 23rd DOUBLE HEADER MIX UP

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEAugust 8, 2008ARIZONA DERBY DAMES DOUBLE HEADERThe Runaway Bombshell Scrappers vs. The Coffin BeautiesandAll-Star Teams The Lady Lux vs. The Live Fast Roller GirlsSaturday August ...
Posted by ARIZONA DERBY DAMES all girl roller derby on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 07:24:00 PST

ARIZONA DERBY DAMES JUNE 12th DOUBLE HEADER, SUMMER SLAM

ARIZONA DERBY DAMES DOUBLE HEADER: SUMMER SLAMBombshells vs. Brutal Beauties and Schoolyard Scrappers vs. Runaway BridesSaturday July 12th at Castle Sports ClubArizona Derby Dames' July 12th double-he...
Posted by ARIZONA DERBY DAMES all girl roller derby on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:00:00 PST

ARIZONA DERBY DAMES JUNE 14TH DOUBLE HEADER, FATHERS DAY BEAT DOWN

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE June 4, 2008 ARIZONA DERBY DAMES DOUBLE HEADER FATHER'S DAY BEAT DOWN Runaway Brides vs. Brutal Beauties Coffin Draggers vs. Bombshells Saturday June 14th at Castle Sports Club P...
Posted by ARIZONA DERBY DAMES all girl roller derby on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:18:00 PST

ARIZONA DERBY DAMES MAY 10TH DOUBLE HEADER, PUMP UP THE JAM: GAMES OF THE YEAR

ARIZONA DERBY DAMES DOUBLE HEADER PUMP UP THE JAM  THE GAMES OF THE YEAR! Schoolyard Scrappers vs. Brutal Beauties and Coffin Draggers vs. Runaway Brides Saturday May 10th at Castle Sports Club Phoen...
Posted by ARIZONA DERBY DAMES all girl roller derby on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:59:00 PST

ARIZONA DERBY DAMES MARCH 29TH DOUBLE HEADER, BRAWL & PAIN - HERE COME THE BRIDES

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEMarch 11, 2008 ARIZONA DERBY DAMES DOUBLE HEAD...
Posted by ARIZONA DERBY DAMES all girl roller derby on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:09:00 PST

AZ Derby Dames March 1st Double Header

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE February 12, 2008 ARIZONA DERBY DAMES: DOUBLE HEADER SEASON KICK OFF! Bombshells vs. Schoolyard Scrappers and Coffin Draggers vs. Brutal Beauties Saturday March 1st at Castle Spo...
Posted by ARIZONA DERBY DAMES all girl roller derby on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:09:00 PST

Fall 2008 USARS Magazine Story featuring Arizona Derby Dames

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Posted by ARIZONA DERBY DAMES all girl roller derby on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:42:00 PST