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Surly Wench Pub 424 N. 4th Ave Tucson, AZ 85705*****HOURS: SAT-SUN 2pm-2am***MON-FRI 5pm-2am *****
If you are interested in booking a show, DO NOT CALL. Please click on the "BOOKING" at the end of this ranting. This will take you directly to our booker. Please NO EMO or SCREAMO. We are busy. If you haven't heard back we are either booked up for a while or we are not interested. Be patient, but do NOT pester us. We get hundreds of requests and go through each one. Showing up to the bar and demanding you speak with a booker will result in your submission being discarded. Especially when it is my day off or I'm eating lunch. We do not book under age bands. All members must be 21+ with I.D. This includes your merch girl. And, no, your girlfriend doesn't count as a member of the band, so don't try to sneak her in the back door.***BOOKING***
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My Interests

SURLY ..Sur-lee.., adj.: 1. ill-humored; bad tempered, unfriendly,rude 2. Menacing or threatening in appearance, as of weather conditions; ominous

WENCH noun : 1. informal terms for a (young) woman [syn: dame, doll, skirt, chick, bird] 2. a woman who serves drinks in a bar 3. a female bartenderthesurlywenchpub.com***BOOKING***

I'd like to meet:

you- but if you're one of those guys who keep sending me the lame-ass 'hey cutie' bullshit, then you need to go the fuck away. IF YOU'RE CREEPY, I'LL DELETE YOUR ASS. I'm not here to "hook up". FOR ALL YOU YOUNGINS OUT THERE, DON'T BOTHER TRYING TO "ADD" ME- WE'LL TALK WHEN YOU'RE 21. It is a bar, after all. And if you can't hold your liquor, go down the street to some frat bar- I don't have time for you. I'm not here to babysit. Don't come into my bar and expect my bartenders to treat you like royalty. It's called the SURLY WENCH not the sensitive girl. Treat us with respect and you'll get the same in return. Act like a dumb ass- accept the consequences.

Music:

If I told you I would have to kill you...

Television:

Home of BLACK CHERRY BURLESQUE

Heroes:

MOM,elizabeth bathory,marie laveau,crazy ladies in roller derby,Dolly Parton,Queen Elizabeth I

My Blog

Nightly Specials!!!(now with fresh scent!)

Nightly Specials at the Ol' Wench:Sunday- * Free Pool$2 Sangria$3 Bloody Marys$3 MargaritasFresh Tacos!!!!Monday- Black Mondays w/ Matt McCoy playing 80's,Indie,No Wave,DancePunk,Death Disco... it's a...
Posted by Surly Wench Pub on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 06:00:00 PST

new hours

So in case ya'll haven't heard, we have new hours. YAY!!! Saturday & Sunday we're now open 2pm-2am. Monday through Friday we're open 5pm-2am. Exciting,eh? (just nod and smile)surlywenchpub.com...
Posted by Surly Wench Pub on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:22:00 PST

choo choos/nightrain

So who remembers these places? Maybe you have one or two braincells left to recall those "good ol' days". I've heard all sorts of stories of big bands(before they were anything) coming thr...
Posted by Surly Wench Pub on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 04:48:00 PST

Send us stuff!

We're looking for pictures of you, your friends, strangers, whoever wearing Surly Wench Pub stuff(shirts,panties,ect.) in various locations. Send them to us, and we'll post them on the site...
Posted by Surly Wench Pub on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 02:07:00 PST

Brilliant quote from MasterKate

"I am sick and tired of people calling here and asking for Shirley! I am sick of people calling their friends and telling them they are at the Shurly Wench! You moron! Put a motherfucking S in fron...
Posted by Surly Wench Pub on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST