THE DEATH OF THE F*** ALL NIGHT SUPER STARS

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Member Since: 10/05/2006
Band Website: www.suckittucson.com
Band Members: mark beef.matt brown.heather.mullarkey.jj.isaac.dick.vanessa.levy.jimmy.jas on willis.sam.helene.justin.trent.brandon.ryan.lisa mae.maus.patrick.coryapril.april.mya.casey dewey.jason m. seth brunson. troy allen.dana.mike.james.jim.kim.lenny Christy von ebystein. mental.bob.steph.kate.cliff.lucas.gerard.matt.matt.david.ste ph.francisco.will.jim waters.matt. (a lot of matt's so far) annie.kristin.dude.michelle.another dude.a chick.jaime.nikki.sarah.sarah.tim.brian.brian.rocco.brian.xa vier.jessica.polly.greg.rubbles.jason. steve.steve.john.jono.some more dudes.adam.petra.shapiro.kate.anida.ed.ed.dirty steve.flagstaff not phoenix...fuck phoenix.larry.jimmy.hadi(?),jeremy.jenny.cali.suzanne.tammy. sammy.samantha.luke.cecily.jim. mike.kevin.nate.valerie.charlie.joey.omer.jericho.john.charl ie.sergio.ricki.jaime.quinn.tom.dave.clyde. aaron.obie.jeff.abel (i know).kris.felippe(fuck,how does he spell it anyway).liz.marlena.cody.bruce.markovitch.tasha.tim.ryan.jus tin.wendy.jeff. saylor.heath.rob.steve.bill.peter (splat). julia.phoebe.suzanne. bill sass.
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Sounds Like: from some dude: "Waaaaaaaaay drunk at the Surly Wench on Friday night. The F.A.N.S.S. played for about ten minutes, then some rockabilly thing came on, then our video dept honcho’s group played. (Yes, everyone is in a “group.”) Think hardcore + upright bass for that last one. Fuck All Night Superstars were good. Like the Dickies meet Hot Snakes*….catchy and good!*this statement has not yet been verified in a scientific manner."check out this guy. he likes usssssss: Naïm Amor (Naïm Amor) - Kaitlyn Ni Donovan - Seu George - Madeleine Perroux - Devotchka - Al Perry - The Fashionistas - The Golden Boots - Bebe & Serge - The Pork Torta - The Fuck All Night Superstars (Fanss)"oh yeah about that Pop Gestapo only appearance at Skrappy'sYes this means all other shows I had told you we would play we're notThe FANSS are showing us the way" Mark Miller"That's right. I want to start a Club that just goes around and Hates other people. Then maybe we can go eat some ice cream and bacon or something afterward. You hate your boss? me too, you hate your ex? me too. you hate that fat chick in the cubicle next to you? me too. you hate your girl friend's friends? Hell fucking yea me too.THE FANSS are playing at Heart Five tonight I heardI'll be doing coke off some titties yeah!!!!!!!!!!!" Mark Miller"This show's gonna suck so hard.I can't wait to throw piss on the FANSS.Well, on the one guitarist...I think his name is Kneel??I bet he's a a dirty jew..." message board.2006-11-08 Dan ShapiroI was still gouging leftover makeup out from around my post-All Souls Procession eyes Monday night when Travis (ex-Los Federales, ex-Knockout Pills) currently in The Darn, Danny (ex-Mondo Guano, ex-Sonic Titan, ex-Pork Torta), no association with Bebe and Serge, Mike (ex-Blacks) currently in Ultra Maroon, Rodrigo currently in the Cuntifiers and Neil (ex-Top Set, ex-Gaylords) came together to form the Fuck All Night Super Stars. Technically none of the members are actually affiliated with the band so it was an awesome treat to see them play.The F.A.N.S.S. were fun and loud as the lead singer Travis started the show off right by knocking over his microphone and breaking it, which set off a chain reaction of devastation that exploded Neil’s amp. Still refusing to take his left arm out of his shirt, Travis chastised the audience for clapping, “It’s people like you that keep this form of nonpenetrating art alive.” I couldn’t have agreed less cause my ears were being openly penetrated by their huge…ughhhh….audio phalli.As Neil switched out his amp for one borrowed from Red Fang, he caught some jib jab from the sound engineer, “Maybe if you had 12 more guitars on stage that wouldn’t happen.” It’s the close-knit playful banter and Pussy Galore noisy four-guitar medleys that these seasoned musicians have to be proud of.Even when the band almost melted away into Tucson summer obscurity, high and dry for a replacement drummer and bassist, it was serendipitous circumstances that eventually brought the band back to their cool practice space to reassemble.The drums didn’t even move between sets as I found myself twixt pre-election debates considering smoking bans, gay marriage and minimum wage raises, all of which eventually moved to the stage when Greg Petix, from which the French would call Les Cuntifiers, appealed to the audience to vote to let him smoke his clove cigarettes in bars.Happy with the crowd but still wishing it were a gathering, The Cuntifiers played to fans and F.A.N.S.S. alike. “I’ve never fucked all night,” Petix exclaimed, “but I’ve masturbated all night. I’m going to make a band call the M.A.N.S.S.”james hudson--Vaudeville Cabaret: The FANSS, Mosquito Bandito, Shark Pants, The Touchers Punk. Yup. And if you wanna see something similar to what the Knockout Pills were, The FANSS are as close as you're going to get. Imagine Rocket From the Crypt and The Hives turned up to "eleven.""could you ask travis to not drink so much before you guys play?" greg petix (cuntifiers)""is mike really fucked up again?" greg petix (again)"oh, you're the booker" dude from the touchers (for the record, i'm not a "booker" they asked me out of the blue to help them set up a show and i did. their gratitude was overflowing. nice.) from the thirsty website: We played with this band called Fuck All Night Superstars, F.A.N.S., and they were pretty fucking entertaining. Three guitar players, but you could only hear one of them, and he played with his back to the audience. i love throwing interweb crap up here in no order or specificity. and here's what their sanger Travvy Sploogers had to say "After conferring with my fellow fuckmates, it is confirmed. The Fuck All Night SuperStars shall play a set of (no less than, but not much more than) 27 minutes of shit-rock at your famed Grumpus Room on Friday the 15th of February, Two-Thousand and Eight. Truly it will be our pleasure to reconvene in such grand fashion in your fine establishment."how many of them were ko pills? i'm so pissed i only got to see them the one time. prolly the best band i've seen in a long long time. is mike still playing bass? damn, i hope to get to tucson for this.FANNS are awesome tho...Bere...did you see the K.O. Pills when they played that championship derby bout?oh, and the F.A.N.S.S.'s still-unreleased gloriousness.I just hope I can see Jerrod play with the F.A.N.S.S. when I'm in Tucson for Christmas.Jerrod's sitting on FANNS recordings. I wonder if he's sitting on Hobart recordings too? Gosh darn it I want to have all of it in my possession. The F.a.n.s.s = How can a Birthday night be held with out including possibly the sexiest Tucson supergroup: The Fuck All Night Superstars. Be Careful though, chances are they will ruffee their own drinks and demand to be taken advantage of. Well, isn't quite at 8pm and has to last at least past 9:30, when the lead singer of the Fuck All Night Superstars, Travis Spillers (Knockout Pills), is available to play, per a text I just received from Mrs. Spillers. Or is it still Mace?
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