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Miss Templeton

Off doodie

About Me

a dweeb.everyone thinks i am small butt i'm really medium.

My Interests

Roller Derby.Scrabble.thumb wrestling.MMA. Learning Japanese. or whatever my wives and mistresses tell me to like.

I'd like to meet:

..someone with a Big Wheels or Sit n' Spin. ...people who are considerate to others. ...someone who knows how to do "The Smurf" ...Jessica Biel

Music:

DFA1979,slow jams (Art Laboe),GWAR,Blonde Redhead,The Unicorns,Deerhoof,Iggy,Lemmy,Ozzy,A Tribe Called Quest,The Weirdos,GBH,Dead Boys (Thanks Razor),Prince,Belle&Sebastian, Beck,Wire,X,Sparklehorse,Gang of Four,Sonic Youth,The Faint,Sharp Ease,

Movies:

romantic comedies,Jessica Biel's,300 (yum!),Valley Girl,no more horror,

Television:

ANTM, CSI:, Orangutan Island, UFC

Books:

Mary Kay-You Can Have It All,Emily Post-Etiquette,Rollerskating,Ladies Who Kill,Camille Paglia,The Official Boy Scout Handbook

Heroes:

Jessica Biel -for being so hot! All the freakn' all-girl roller derby leagues across the U.S. and beyond...

My Blog

Supporting L.A.D.D. Roller Derby Camp

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Posted by Miss Templeton on Sun, 04 May 2008 03:08:00 PST

A keeper

One of the best quotes I have heard in awhile: " I don't care how many times I've been in jail.I will pull you out of that fucking car and kick the shit out of you!!" This was after I honked at ...
Posted by Miss Templeton on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 05:52:00 PST

boo

You are Severen, from "Near Dark." You'rea blood-sucking freak. Which Horror Movie Character Are You? (Many Options) brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Miss Templeton on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 11:19:00 PST

I blog for Kasey

Go to freekasey.com...now...do it now!
Posted by Miss Templeton on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 06:11:00 PST

Why I love old people

A great quote from Dora,a 101-year-old lady in Albany,NY..Read with thick Russian accent: "...I told her I cannot eat chocolate because it gave me problems with my rectum..."
Posted by Miss Templeton on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 10:46:00 PST