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Evil E

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About Me

"You saw me coming; why didn't you get out of my way???..."- George Russell Weller

I like shopping cart races in the rain, long slow strolls thru the liquor aisle, the sounds of things breaking, self-destruction, and destruction in general. Plus I enjoy mocking others, frightening the elderly, and finding versatile solutions for modern living.

I am the official Mistress of Aggression for the Hollywood TurboJugend Chapter. I am also a commentator for the Los Angeles Derby Dolls and I am very curious as to whether or not you are ready for some roller derby action. (R U? R U Ready?)

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My Interests

Roller Derby, Drums, Green Chile, plus I am fascinated with dAnger signs, Toby Ziegler, and large gatherings of garden gnomes. Someday I hope to have my own legion of garden gnomes, I hope that when this happens that somehow in the gnomes' little ceramic heads that they will think of me as their Master.

I'd like to meet:

Scandinavians wearing corpsepaint.

Music:

The Gits, Nailbomb, TurboNegro, Lightning Bolt, The Hellacopters, Black Sabbath, Rosemary's Billygoat, New Mexican Erection, The Fetus Eaters, ADZ, Sweet Justice, Bathory, Van Halen, Cheap Trick, Angus Khan, Lords of Altamont (especially when they allow me to pelt them with ham), The Muse, Gore Gore Girls, and 70's buttrock Sweet/Rainbow with Graham Bonnet/Montrose/ELO/etc....

AND OF COURSE the bands that served as inspiration for my roller derby team the Tru$t Fund Terror$ - The Upper Crust and The Yuppie Pricks!

Movies:

Satanic spanish horror ala Alex de Iglesia like Dance with the Devil, Day of the Beast, Action Mutante, etc. PLUS "Cheerleader Ninjas" - With Jade Merrithew playing the ass-kicking reform school girl Chloe!!!!.... RENT IT NOW! Plus I love cheesy high school football movies a la Varsity Blues and Friday Night Lights.

Television:

DethKlok Metalocalypse RULES! Amazing Race, Dexter, Daily Show, West Wing reruns, Simpsons, Days of our Lives, CNN Headline News, Friday Night Lights, of course anything with Roller Derby in it, and lately I've become addicted to Girls Next Door and Wife Swap.

Books:

Jobjumper by the Whiskey Rebel - THE greatest book ever!

Heroes:

My Husband,

my BFF Slammity Jane,

my geeky brother,

and all roller derby women past and present, especially Juana Beatn'!