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SCARLENE

fire breathing gin demon

About Me


My Interests

ANGEL CITY DERBY GIRLS rollerskates, bike riding, drinking heavily and cracking myself up, rocking the fuck out, shaking my fist, smacking mouths, laughing hysterically, seeing new things, spontenaity, belligerence, a good dinner party, cheap beer, good music, possibly dancing but possibly not, dive bars, photobooths, roller coasters, shiny things, not dealing with assholes

I'd like to meet:

People who wanna come to this:

Music:

this would take my entire life to type out.

Movies:

blood, gore and laughter.

Television:

arrested development and dexter

Books:

Bukowski, Palahniuk, Sedaris I'm always open to suggestions...

Heroes:



My Blog

INSOMNIA

WORST SHIT EVER INVENTED M I RITE?!?!?!?!?!
Posted by SCARLENE on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:41:00 PST

ATTN: EAST COAST

i would really like my friends, especially my lady loves, to come see me when i am in nyjuly 28-31i have a room at the sohotel and i can change it so there is more than one bed if youre not in the moo...
Posted by SCARLENE on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:15:00 PST

it might be time for a new apartment

my roommate has been in the shower for about an hour.i am considering just going to work unclean and grossing myself outwho has that much time in the morning to lollygag around in the bathroom for tha...
Posted by SCARLENE on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:24:00 PST

atheists are way funnier than your entire life

my pal's thoughts on religion below. get ready to LOL:ok why am i an atheist..let's see...well you know when you're a kid and everyone is telling you about these four incredible entities named santa, ...
Posted by SCARLENE on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:07:00 PST

Check out this event: Battle For The High Seas

Hosted By: Angel City Derby GirlsWhen: Saturday May 19, 2007 at 7:00 PMWhere: Pearly Gates341 W. 31st St.Los Angeles, CA 90007United StatesDescription:Angel City Derby Girls Click Here To View Even...
Posted by SCARLENE on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:14:00 PST

renaming my blog

to: arlene bitchfest 2007really, my life is good. shit happens and its sad and stressful and hard, but overall its good. i constantly have the same problem no matter what is happening in my life. im t...
Posted by SCARLENE on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:02:00 PST

this visit home

has been a really difficult one. its been depressing, refreshing, sad, fun, all rolled into one. there are things i love and hate about massachusetts. the thing i hate the fucking most is the god damn...
Posted by SCARLENE on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:08:00 PST

Cant stop listening to this song

Video sucks but the song doesnt. ...
Posted by SCARLENE on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:08:00 PST

I'm going on vacation in my own yard this weekend.

Everyone is invited.Here is my plan:Due to being sick of driving everywhere I intend to not leave my back yard all weekend. I will get beer for the cooler, food for the grill, and chill out in my big ...
Posted by SCARLENE on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:47:00 PST

Wicked tired of driving all over creation

I love Long Beach, my roommates, my house, but traffic can suck a fart out of my ass.I spend 90% of my time up in LA. Why don't I live there? I need to live there. I'm so lazy and hate moving. Who wan...
Posted by SCARLENE on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:06:00 PST