Northwest original/LA poseur/Wanna-be cowgirl.
I live by the wise words of my mother:
"All those years of soul searching and enlightenment led me right back to drinking whiskey, smoking cigarettes, and saying 'fuck it!', and I'm happier than I've ever been in my life" ---Mom
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PrincipAL Bessenhoffer * MOM * the 3 drunkateers * my puppy dogs & kitty cats * California skies * laughing (many times at things I shouldn't be) * kindness * being in LOVE, being in LUST * roller sk8ing * Throttle Rockets * Berzerkers * defying the pessimists * open roads * truck stops/rest stops * My Honda CB200T * vintage bikes * haunted houses * pancake breakfasts * mustache rides * cussing like a sailor * politically incorrect humor * throwing up the devil horns * making up words * run-on sentences * speaking w/a midwestern accent * drunken megalomania * collecting parking tickets * Flying V Guitars * artsy-fartsy things * squishy-faced pugs * umlaüts * imperfections * dive bars * bartenders and old people with good stories to tell * making out til you're lips fall off * horse races * GO KARTS * velvet paintings * creepy stuff * enchilada's at Darios * strip clubs in Portland * low moral standards * low brow art * Jameson Irish Whiskey * trashy magazines * dirty movies * spontaneous debauchery * soft and fuzzy things * The Funhouse * doing things I shouldn't * bruises on my ass * roLLErcOAStERS * curry and chili peppers * ice cream * Ruby Woo Red Lipstick * Dolce Vita perfume * high heels * miniskirts * switchblades * back door entries * prowling through alleys * muscle cars * pleasant surprises and shocking revelations * ridiculous scenarios * watching the sun go down then come back up * tattoo's & cherry blossom trees *
The "I HATE" List:
Sarah Palin * Super Chunk * The Mountain Goats * Portland beards * religious freaks * conservatives * the music "scene" * mouse-like boys * high-wasted pants and other ridiculous fads * locals-only attitudes * slow drivers * preachy bumper stickers * "keeping ___ weird" * your screaming baby * art school sluts * burlesque * roller bitches * chasin' the 20 bag * pimpin'- cuz it ain't easy
Recruits for the Theremin Army.
I ♥ rock-n-motherfuckin'-roll, 60's soul and R&B, garage rock, trash, 70's era punk, hardcore, 80's sk8 punk, and even some now punk, 80's hair bands (crotch rock), some metal, wayward songs of travels and loss, drinking songs, fuck shit up songs, get your ass moving songs, songs to make sweet and low-down-dirty love to, songs about monsters, zombies, songs of revolution and rebellion, 60-70's era reggae, old school country, "alt country", gritty blues, Cajun music, carnival music, the golden era of Vegas ala Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra and Sammy, gospel music, bit of that rock-o-billy and psychobilly stuff, and some of that gangstar shit too
Oh, and moonwalking, body rocking, pop-locking skeletons:
smut, horror, smut-horror, Rock-n-Roll documentaries, random documentaries, westerns, funny ha ha's and cerebral, junkies, gangstars, self-loathing losers and witnessing complete mental and emotional breakdowns is always a good time.
The Wire, Freaks and Geeks, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (10 years late)
Currently reading between the lines.
Mom, Joan Jett, Bianca Butthole
My many friends who have somehow survived the streets, drugs, violence, fucked up families. Those who have gone on to live amazing lives or even...those who have just gone on to live.