You know what you need? A little comic strip called Love Is....
It's about two naked eight-year-olds who are married.
I totally love unicorns
People who know what "couple two tree" means.
Corrupters and corruptees.
Huge men and little women.
Alcoholics, and friends of Bill W.
Midgets, circus freaks, & people who exploit their deformities.
Offensive fucks and dump trucks.
Poets... so I can stab them in the hand.
People who aren't creeps unless they're funny, people who can rollerskate, people who can't rollerskate but still do anyways, people with mustaches, people with inspirational stories to tell, people with good taste in clothes and bad taste in movies, or vice-versa. And dirty, dirty motherfuckers.
Who I wouldn't like to meet:
Fake models, people who post glittery shit on MySpace, people with like one photo of themself that's ugly and/or vague. If you're a roller derby fan, come out and fucking say it, don't just friend request me.
If I'm not peeing my pants, you aren't funny enough it's not Saturday night.
DFA 1979, Clap Your Hands, Thee Headcoats, The Von Bondies, Wolfmother, ESG, We Are Scientists, Richard Hell, Arcade Fire, ♥Joan Jett♥, Eve (you only wish I was kidding), ARE Weapons, OutKast, Ratatat, The Bees, The Kinks, LCD Soundsystem, VU, MIA and Lady Sovereign, Gang of Four, Interpol, Liars, The Girls, Eagles of Death Metal, Stranglers, The Sun, T-Rex, The Rapture, Joy Division, The Vue, Michael Yonkers, The Ponys, The Ms, ODB, the new New Pornographers, the old Guns 'n' Roses, The Clash, and Cheap Trick.
I only watch porn.
Pretty much everything they play on Adult Swim except for the anime crap. I Love New York, Miami Ink, One Punk Under God, Arrested Development, Strangers with Candy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Project Runway, The Soup, The Colbert Report, Daily Show, Sex and the City. Sopranos when I can./
Salvador DalÃ, my grandmas, my momma, Lanny Poffo, Sarah Silverman, Cartoon Network, Joan Jett, and my very personal trainer.