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I grew up on wheat germ sandwiches. Since that time, I have never met anyone else whose Mom made them eat wheat germ sandwiches. I’ve put up this profile with one purpose in mind: Find someone else that ate wheat germ sandwiches. I’m hoping this profile will put me in touch with that person.
Other than that… I'm a Pisces. I’m married. I’m 28 years old. I’m lying about my age. I’m a shower not and a grower. Speaking of Growing… Growing up, I was the least funniest of all my friends, but they don’t like to travel outside of Delaware. So now they’re all really funny Chrysler night shift workers. I’ve been self diagnosed with Dissociative Disorder aka Multiple Personalities, 25 personalities to be exact; but they're all named Dave. One of them thinks he’s a doctor. One thinks he can talk with God and another thinks he’s God. That can lead to some fun times in the dentist chair. FYI, no cavities at my last visit, two the time before that. I’m not a big fan of flossing. I focus more on swallowing my food whole, eliminating the need to chew. So I’m cool with the whole “losing your teeth†trend. But don't call me trendy. I’m so far behind today’s “style†that I’m often mistaken for being ahead. I’ve been called a trend setter once, but that person is dead now. Car accident… BUCKLE UP PEOPLE! That’s one to grow on.
