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DeCrime

If you want it, got to bleed for it, baby

About Me

Let's go.

My Interests

roller derby, bruises, ice cream, my cats, being outside, bad TV, cooking, words, Tony Sco, foam soap, photography, race and gender politics, achewood, Katamari Damacy, capers (both the food and the event)

Music:

I love rocking out, but I prefer shaking my ass just a little more.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Harold and Maude, Triplets of Belleville, Y tu Mama Tambien, Grease, Fight Club, Rosemary's Baby, Roadhouse

Television:

Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, ATHF, Dog the motherfucking Bounty Hunter, various reality shows I may or may not admit to watching. Since I haven't had cable, I've been watching a lot of snowy Seinfeld reruns and remembering how much I liked the show. I've also become completely obsessed with Lost.

Books:

I have read more nonfiction than fiction, but I've liked: The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, Geek Love, anything Bukowski, Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius

Heroes:

Hell's Belles, Bea Arthur, and the dude who does the robot on Chappelle's show.

My Blog

Aw HELL no

As some of you know, I am currently buried up to my eyeballs in work. I woke up early to go in early since I had a dentist appointment for later today. I get my car out of my space pretty easily, but...
Posted by Athena DeCrime on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:15:00 PST

I'm in the right family

My aunt bought a car a few months ago. Her husband emailed a few dealerships to make sure they were getting the best deal. One of the dealerships keeps emailing him, trying to entice him into buying...
Posted by Athena DeCrime on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:35:00 PST

A quiz.... about you

Since 2/3 of the people I know will be sitting at home on their asses tonight, we should do this:Comment on this post, and1. I'll respond with something random about you2. I'll challenge you to try so...
Posted by Athena DeCrime on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 12:00:00 PST

A poll...

...inspired by the sentiments of Ms. Juanna Rumbel. "Bad sex is not worth having. [Masturbation] and some porn is just as good. Many times it's better". True or false? Discuss!
Posted by Athena DeCrime on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 04:32:00 PST

Are you hot, mama? You sure look that way to me.

I had the distinct pleasure of seeing Foreigner with my dad and stepmom in Florida last night. Just that sentence alone conjures up many images, I'm sure. The show was in a circus tent, and it was C...
Posted by Athena DeCrime on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 02:55:00 PST

Hey, kid! I'm a computer.

If you didn't see any of these when they went around the internet the first time, watch them NOW. Unless you hate laughing. My favorites are the computer and the carnival. http://www.ebaumsworl...
Posted by Athena DeCrime on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 04:27:00 PST

No one should read this

No one.  Unless, say, you like being grossed out or feel like testing your gag reflex.   http://www.livejournal.com/users/shiroioji/114944.html  ...
Posted by Athena DeCrime on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 08:12:00 PST

WCR in action!

THE WINDY CITY ROLLERS Video was taken by Dr. Film Productions, Inc. ©2005, Dr. Film Productions, Inc. Video may not be reproduc...
Posted by Athena DeCrime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's funnier this way

A boy is walking down the street when he notices his grandpa sitting in his rocking chair on the front porch, wearing nothing from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" the boy asks. Th...
Posted by Athena DeCrime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I fought the cup

and the cup won. Who'd have thought you get better bruises from relaxing than from derby? Note: it is rather difficult to take pictures of your own back....
Posted by Athena DeCrime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST