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Halden Spoonwood (Deluxe Edition)

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About Me

I share a birthday with Charlie Sheen, Eileen Brennan and most importantly Hank Thompson (who died yesterday 11/06/07).

One of my favorite Bill Maher "New Rules": If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry, Reverend, that's one of those services that goes along with paying in. I'll use the fire department I pay for; you can pray for rain

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My Interests

Books and records!, my band (100 Proof), other stuff. Mostly rockin' and drinkin'. Belt buckles and bolo ties. High art and low art. Either one masquerading as the other. Tiki aesthetic. Guitars. The almighty Max Ernst!

I'd like to meet:

Sarah Vowell, Martin Mull, Amy Sedaris, and someone who wants to play Chess.

Music:

I think Tom Jobim is one of the greatest composers of the Twentieth Century, but you can't go wrong with this shit:

This is my favorite album:

PLUS TONS OF ROCKABILLY, RnB, etc...you know, genuine house-rockin' music. Plus, lately I've been listening to The Cargidans, Charlotte Gainsbourgh, and this crack-head's pretty darn good:

Movies:

King Creole, "Jesus is Magic" starring Sarah Silverman, All Coen Brothers movies, All Jim Jarmusch movies, all Christopher Guest movies, Terry Gilliam, earlier David Lynch, P.T. Anderson, Wes Anderson, Peter Jackson, Jane Campion, David Cronenberg, earlier Woody Allen (BUT - "Match Point" was wholly inconsequential), Tim Burton except for Willie Wonka which was total crap. Things involving Martin Mull, Don Knotts or Gene Hackman, that sort of thing. Office Space. Dune. Blue Velvet. Wild At Heart. Almodovar. The Aristocrats. Cabin Boy. Me You and Everyone We Know. Everything is Illuminated. Wet Hot American Summer. Slingblade. The Science of Sleep. A Christmas Story. Anchorman (the octagon!). Pan's Labyrinth, Shakes the Clown (the "Ben Hur" of alcoholic clown movies). 'Round Midnight. Under the Rainbow. Pootie Tang. Things written by Charlie Kaufmann. Things about WWII, crime noir, Hitchcock and things Hitchcockian, City of God, This is Spinal Tap, Most sci-fi even the bad ones. Unless of course Will Smith is involved. And I don't care what anybody says, the first Blues Brothers movie was great.

Television:

obviously the Sarah Silverman Program, but also Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office (both), Strangers with Candy, Six Feet Under, Arrested Development, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Fernwood Tonight, The McLaughlin Group. Futurama was the best show ever. The new Battlestar Gallactica kicks ass.

Books:

Philip K. Dick, Robert Heinlein, Henry Miller, Kurt Vonnegut, James Ellroy, Joe Meno, Tom Robbins, Haruki Murakami, that sort of thing. Non-fiction too. "Cruel Shoes" by Steve Martin is the comedy bible - Makes "Shop Girl" look like a giant turd. And I'll admit it: The Star Wars Expanded Universe novels. If only the movies were half as well-written.

Heroes:

the Reverend Barry Lynn, executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State, Michael Newdow
AND: IT'S SACRELICIOUS!

My Blog

David Lynch has jumped the shark

There. I said it. I watched all thirteen hours of "Inland Empire" on Saturday, after hearing from dozens of people how good it was. Let's just say it was no "Blue Velvet". I thought his last one,&nbs...
Posted by Halden Spoonwood (Deluxe Edition) on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:12:00 PST

quote of the day

"Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion" - Steve...
Posted by Halden Spoonwood (Deluxe Edition) on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:42:00 PST

The Governors New Friend


Posted by Halden Spoonwood (Deluxe Edition) on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:08:00 PST

TWENTY RECORDS I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE

John Entwistle - Smash Your Head Agains the Wall Miles Davis - Live Evil Al Green - Belle Camper Van Beethoven II & III Martin Mull (self titled) Tijuana Hercules - When the Moon Comes Up Wild Roy...
Posted by Halden Spoonwood (Deluxe Edition) on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:44:00 PST

PRIDE 2006

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Posted by Halden Spoonwood (Deluxe Edition) on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:45:00 PST

Jeb Bush is an awful person.

I know, that's obvious. But apparently yesterday he signed "In God We Trust" into law as being the official state motto of Florida. Who the fuck said he could do that? I know alot of Muslims hav...
Posted by Halden Spoonwood (Deluxe Edition) on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:53:00 PST