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Ivana Clobber

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About Me

There are wheels on my shoes.

My Interests

All Girl Flat Track Roller Derby. That's it.

Anyone know what it's the year of?

I'd like to meet:

Kansas City Roller Warriors made entirely of chocolate.

Heroes:

My Roll Model #244

People who list "Winwood Skate Center" as their favorite local hangout. That rules my world. You're cool.

My Blog

Surveys are dumb stupid fun!

1. Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, who do you want it to be?True love!  No just kidding, heart's in a vault.  2. Your boss tells y...
Posted by Ivana Clobber on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 08:27:00 PST

2007 recap survey

DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR:All Derby GirlsLIFETIME SERVICE (LONGEST FRIEND) AWARD:Mel Ignant, obvs.NEWCOMER AWARD - COOLEST, NEWEST FRIEND:SO MANY!  Mostly BDD Frosh and KC All-Stars.Dreadnought ...
Posted by Ivana Clobber on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:19:00 PST

We’ll always have Shriners...

Dear Dames,As you now know, I will be moving away from Boston very soon.Thank you all for such a great experience over the past 3 years, andfor the lovely send off at the bout on Saturday.  It ha...
Posted by Ivana Clobber on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:16:00 PST

I have so much to say but no time to write!

I will say this: I would live my entire life in the last 1/2 hour of Thursday night session at Skateland in Bradford, if I could.I played my last bout as a Dame.  I'm very proud of how I pivoted,...
Posted by Ivana Clobber on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:43:00 PST

My weekend in Raleigh

Oh! My! God! What an amazing game! That was some high-level motherfucking roller derby. Everyone go read the recap on derby news network!Some brief reflections: It was such a privilege to be at this ...
Posted by Ivana Clobber on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:35:00 PST

I can do anything.

Well after writing that tremendous long rambling feverish blog post yesterday (I can't promise this one will be any more coherent) I went off to practice and followed through on all my big talk. ...
Posted by Ivana Clobber on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:06:00 PST

The Party vs. Getting Awesome

(This post has been sitting open on my desktop for a few days, so all of the yesterdays todays last nights are fucked up but I don't care enough to edit for temporal correctness.)I've either recently ...
Posted by Ivana Clobber on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:36:00 PST

"In the interest of repairing my own karma..." is no way to begin an apology letter!

Hi- I'm not sure if you remember me, and this is probably a strangenote to write, but I came across your name on my old buddy [name redacted]'s profile and spontaneously decided that an apology m...
Posted by Ivana Clobber on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:17:00 PST

Saturday will be my 10 yr high school reunion. And Im coming out.

I've been thinking a lot, lately, about being gay, and the baggage of having grown up queer and closeted. Twice this year I have found my heart moved entirely, and had the impulse to cover it up, hus...
Posted by Ivana Clobber on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 04:55:00 PST

I’m sorry your best friend isn’t nearly as awesome as mine.

For real?That appears to be a key chain of Kansas City, and there's a skyline with a cow and hills and a flower and then it says "All Star" on it?Oh my god, Mel Ignant, how do you do it?Rock....
Posted by Ivana Clobber on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 04:54:00 PST