ROLLER DERBY! KICKING YOUR ASS ON THE TRACK! SEDUCING YOUR BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS! FIRE! MATCHES! KEROSENE! LIGHTERS! BUTANE! HAIRSPRAY!
The damned...the dedicated...those people willing to cheer us on during the 2008 season to make Hell's Belles victories even sweeter than we are...
ALT-COUNTRY! PUNK! ROCK N ROLL! METAL! ANYTHING WE CAN KICK ASS TO!
The Legend of Billie Jean, Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!, Switchblade Sisters, Rebel Without A Cause, Chopper Chicks In Zombietown, Prayer of the Rollerboys, The Fireball, Kansas City Bomber, Solarbabies- that's right, bitch, I said it, Xanadu, Rollerball (James Caan Version only), Demon of the Derby. (Go Banana Nose!)
We're much too busy plotting sweet revenge to watch the BOOB TUBE!
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The last woman standing.