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Hell's Belles

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Beware of the blazing Belles as their inferno rages through the pack; where there’s smoke, there’s a smoldering Belle!
Perhaps their parents knew what destruction these dames were capable of. The Belles were sent to the finest finishing school to become prim and perfect in every way: full of charm, grace, and beauty. However, they discovered that the system was broken and the rules were antiquated and stifling. They assembled in secret in the dorm room of Athena DeCrime and Varla Vendetta, and it became apparent that these twisted women were no ladies and had mayhem on their minds. On March 2, 2005, the night of their cotillion, the Belles displayed simply appalling etiquette by torching the ballroom to the ground, burning all the lacy white gloves, smashing the teapots, and schooling all the manner marms who had tried to corral these razing rebels. Now on the lam, the Hell's Belles maintain their femme fatality on the track.
The Hell's Belles are:
CaptainVarla Vendetta
CoCaptainMegan ForMor
Athena DeCrime, Anita Bier
Belle Diablo, Chrissy Fiction
Dina Discipline, Goldie Shocks
Harmadillo,Loco Chanel
May R. Daley, Mona Lott
Phannie of the Opera, Pip Squeak
Shocka Conduit, T-Bone StakeYA
Belles of the Past:
Belinda Scarlisle & Betty Larceny
Dayglo Dago & Daisy Put-Up-Your-Dukes
Ellen Degenerate & Honey Badger
Jameson & Jenny Rotten
Killy KaPOWski & Lisa Diesel
Pandora's Wrath & Penny Royalty
Terrin Y'up, Voodoo Dahl & Quiet Storm

My Interests

ROLLER DERBY! KICKING YOUR ASS ON THE TRACK! SEDUCING YOUR BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS! FIRE! MATCHES! KEROSENE! LIGHTERS! BUTANE! HAIRSPRAY!

I'd like to meet:

The damned...the dedicated...those people willing to cheer us on during the 2008 season to make Hell's Belles victories even sweeter than we are...

Music:

ALT-COUNTRY! PUNK! ROCK N ROLL! METAL! ANYTHING WE CAN KICK ASS TO!

Movies:

The Legend of Billie Jean, Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!, Switchblade Sisters, Rebel Without A Cause, Chopper Chicks In Zombietown, Prayer of the Rollerboys, The Fireball, Kansas City Bomber, Solarbabies- that's right, bitch, I said it, Xanadu, Rollerball (James Caan Version only), Demon of the Derby. (Go Banana Nose!)

Television:

We're much too busy plotting sweet revenge to watch the BOOB TUBE!

Books:

How to Win Friends & Influence People

Heroes:

The last woman standing.

My Blog

Love Letter

Just wanted to extend an extra big HELL YEAH to all those crazy, bell clanging BELLES' fans who simply made this team's night on Sunday. We dealt with some nutty calls and were dealt a rough hand. B...
Posted by Hell's Belles on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:16:00 PST

2006 WIND CITY ROLLERS Season Finalized!

2006 SEASON FINALIZEDIt's Official!!! The Windy City Rollers 2006 season will be June - November.As always it remains the second Sunday of each month!Jun 11Jul 9Aug 13Sept 10Oct 8Nov 12Last year the W...
Posted by Hell's Belles on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:23:00 PST

Season Champs!

FUCKING A!!! What a fucking show. I can't even make this concise. So all Sunday long I was thinking "Can we even pull this off? Four wins in a row? The Manic Attackers are some serious broads!" Then s...
Posted by Hell's Belles on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 10:08:00 PST

BELLES GO 2-0!!

THANK YOU TO ALL OUR FANS FOR YOUR LOVING COMMENTS, LOUD SCREAMING AND GIANT BANNERS!!! This Sunday at the WCR Birthday Bash Bout, the Hell's Belles secured their second season (third win in WCR hist...
Posted by Hell's Belles on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:30:00 PST

Belles on FIRE!!!

In the first official game of the Windy City Rollers debut season, the Hell's Belles cinched a one point victory over the deadly assasin Double Crossers. Down by seven at the half, the Belles lit eve...
Posted by Hell's Belles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WE WON!

So last night, June 12th, was our first ever bout. We played against the Manic Attackers and kicked some ASS! 71-59, thank you very much. The Congress Theater was sold out and we could hardly believe ...
Posted by Hell's Belles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST