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Loco Chanel

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

New motto for 2008: Keep the piehole shut. (This includes the virtual piehole of the tap-tap-tappy fingers.) I am really not all that fascinating. I know, right?
I am choreographing an on-skates dance routine to this:
Please let me know if you want in.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Filthy (physically and mentally/ emotionally) rock stars and other depraved fuckers.
Swedes. Norwegians.
I guess Belgians now too.

My Blog

2009: Year of Sparkle

Last year was "Winner", and I'm happy to say that I feel like it was a good way to describe my year, which is great. Hooray for achieving! New year, new one-word resolution.Sparkle.
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 20:55:00 GMT

Beauty and the Beast

I got a manicure yesterday. My nails are all neat and groomed and glossy red.Then I went to trapeze class.And promptly TORE UP my hands.Lovely, eh?What's funny (to me) is that this is NOTHING compared...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:06:00 GMT

Et tu, 100.3 LOVE FM?

Ever since I heard "One Night In Bangkok" on 100.3 LOVE FM twice in less than 24 hours, I’ve had my suspicions about their programming. Not complaints, mind you, but suspicions. They seem to pic...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:54:00 GMT

Psychopathic is the new bear.

No love for Knut!  PSYCHOPATH! Knut is a psychopath and will never mate, say experts By Tony Paterson in Berlin Thursday, 24 January 2008 A kiosk next door is stuffed full of Knu...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:53:00 GMT

Sweet Jesus, Karl! This troubles me greatly...

Chanel at Paris Couture WeekFrom the inimitable Cathy Horyn of the New York Times:FASHION designers excel at monument-building: witness the rise of towers in cities like Tokyo and Shanghai. These mult...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 08:03:00 GMT

Why I love the GG (besides Chuck, obvs)

From the comments on the Daily Intelligencer, on last night's episode:10,000 words is a lot of words. That's like an article in the new yorker. And $10,000 is a lot of money, seriously. Are they goin...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 15:10:00 GMT

2008: Year of the Winner

Non-ironical-like, non-chock-full-of-whimsyAppropriated from my friend Kim (not Celia-Kim, my friend Kim whom I have not been banned from seeing unsupervised) The One-Word Resolution Challenge: Doesn'...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:55:00 GMT

Mistletoe is so last year!

Designing Holiday Sweaters: More than Just Cats and Sequins.Notable observations:1. There are people in this country who happily pay $89.50 for a novelty holiday sweater. 2. People from New York are s...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 13:47:00 GMT

Don’t molest your molars.

Today's (yes! today's! timely!) NY Times Style Section has a fantastic article about toothbrush design.Apparently Oral-B typically introduces one electronic brush a year, the fruition of the work of ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 13:28:00 GMT

Fancy that.

Apropos of nothing/ eager, weather-wise at least, for Spring-Summer 2008:1. Hella precocious tot (and fashionista-spawn) makes her editorial debut: Fashion is generally really pretty. The real life le...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 22:36:00 GMT