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genius

you get upset when someone thinks you live below sunset.

About Me

i don't cheat at board games and i don't fake sick. i hate birds chirping and hotel rooms where windows don't open and that are far away from the elevator. i do like toasted cheese and tacos.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

brian "nasty boy" knobbs.and these guys...

Music:

currently: ryan adams, alan parsons project, don henley, ryan cabrera, and this:

Movies:

norbit, 3 times in 5 days.

Television:

sometimes i despise myself for watching american idol because i just constantly yell at the tv...if reality shows had an ounce of actual reality in them, they would be interesting.

Books:

currently: bonk/mary roach

Heroes:

google and steve jobs and thin cheese pizza.

My Blog

MY FAVORITE JOB. EVER.

lollapalooza tour. 2003.look for me in the orange jumpsuit.or don't. ...
Posted by genius on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:11:00 PST

don’t call me until june 16th.

i will be bangin' with fred and the french.mot.merci.au revoir.
Posted by genius on Mon, 26 May 2008 03:24:00 PST

don’t call me until april 8th.

i am leaving for asia tonight.so i most likely will not be answering my phone.get at me on here or aim or some shizz.if you happen to be in asia or australia, holler at me and maybe i will let you com...
Posted by genius on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:41:00 PST

come see me....

if i love you, holler at me if i'm around your hood.date venue city/state/country08.05.07 Pimlico Race Course Baltimore, MD08.06.07 Turning Stone Casino Verona, NY08.08.07 Buffalo Chip Campground Stur...
Posted by genius on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:59:00 PST

slowly losing the war of proper spelling/ grammar.

god (or whoever is your preference) help you myspace users.what happened to spelling skills?i feel like a big huge lame if i look back on shit and spell shit wrong.and what's so hard about knowing whe...
Posted by genius on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:25:00 PST

what did the hamburgers name their daughter?

patty.
Posted by genius on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:39:00 PST

pull up a chair.

1. Hi, my name is...the genius.2. Never in my life have I...hmm..worked at mcdonalds.3. The one person who can drive me nuts is...one..no..there's a few...not gonna call em out on this bitch though.4....
Posted by genius on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:52:00 PST

goddamn a pomegranate.

i noticed a while back that pomegranate products were popping up everywhere. i suppose i sat it aside in my mind for a while. and then i was talking with a friend a few weeks back and he mentioned the...
Posted by genius on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:58:00 PST

the south.

i am from north carolina, so i can post this.thanks hot mama.November 3, 2005Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million peopl...
Posted by genius on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:09:00 PST

word.

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?i might answer if you are on a lunch break.2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?yes, i'm real nice.3. In a social setting, are yo...
Posted by genius on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:12:00 PST