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DOUCHE

we are all in the gutter.....but we are looking at the stars

About Me

THIS IS WHERE I LIVE.....im a 36 year old man with a suspended license and i drive a bicycle around hollywood....yes ladies...this is where you sign up.... i grew up in 2 places...woodstock new york and parts of north jersey. i learned to drink beer in new jersey....and i learned that its ok to listen to de la soul and slayer in the same day, and take massive amounts of drugs while guzzling whiskey and tequila in woodstock. when we weren't getting chased by the cops,we would sit on the green and flick our beer caps at the hippies and there stinky drum circles....i have been in hollywood on and off for 13 years...don't take it personally if i don't respond to your "mmmmmmm hoooottttttt!!!" e~mails or the "dude whats it like living in hollywood?? see anybody famous??"" i only get about a billion of those a day and i barely respond to people i actually know in real life... so nothing personal i just don't really care about what your life in the mid west is like, but you should totally care about mine....i will not accept any "thanx for tha add!!" bullshit, nor will i accept glittery weird fairy comments or any crap like that....i do the door at a couple of bars in hollywood, occasionally i drive for a porn agency or p.a. on set... i have a ton of really shitty tattooes and a few good ones thanks to mark mahoney, Kat Von D, tom tilden and a few others... i play bass in BLACK PRESIDENT click on the logo below...join the army....i have to sleep with a pillow between my legs and my face half on the pillow and half on the mattress, which leaves a pain in the left side of my neck every day. i have to shower after i poop, i moisturize every day, when im in my friends cars i like to pick my nose when they aren't looking and roll it up in my fingers and throw it on there floor, if i jerk off in your shower i will definitely clean the drain, i like to make fight faces in the mirror when i get out of the shower when noones looking, and if a girl tries to stick her finger up my ass while she is sucking my cock i will poop on her hand. i brush my teeth as many times as i sweep my floor which is like twice a day, im gay neat and pretty metro. im either working really hard, taking care of my shit, and leaving everyone alone or im a total bum who mooches off my friends and hangs out in the bars i work in for free booze. i usually like to mix that up every few weeks...right now im the total mooch. ..have a nice day it's your choice.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Heroes:

R.I.P. TRACIE 8/16/68 ~ 4/27/06 my boy johnny from ny

My Blog

rogue journals.....

i was scrolling around through some shit, found the dayglo abortions site which is what made me think of this....i was still living in jersey but  i  also grew up in woodstock and have been ...
Posted by JASON CHRISTOPHER on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:24:00 PST

the garfield situation.....

i was sitting on a rock hard shallacked piece of oak chained to the wall in an 8x6 cell in garfield n.j.. i was in a red sweatshirt with a mickey mouse face ironed on to the front, and pair of white l...
Posted by JASON CHRISTOPHER on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:00:00 PST

blah..........

why am i sitting at home stone cold sober and angry as fuck when i could be getting drunk with my homeys at the bar? i wish i had the switch that everyone else has. most of the time i could give a fuc...
Posted by JASON CHRISTOPHER on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PST

can't fucking sleep.....

i've probably jerked off about 7 times today and smoked about 36 cigarettes. it's getting to the point where i am blowing dust out of the head of my cock and couching up large pieces of black and gree...
Posted by JASON CHRISTOPHER on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:37:00 PST

the stone tower experience.....

i was piecing the three broken needles i had together like a mad junkie scientist with crazy glue and a lighter so i could shoot the last of my coke. it was around 3 in the morning and i was sitting i...
Posted by JASON CHRISTOPHER on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:48:00 PST

fuck you.........

as each day passes the urge for the burn grows bigger and stronger. every meeting gets more annoying. work is more of a chore than it has ever been. and doing steps is out of the fucking question for ...
Posted by JASON CHRISTOPHER on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:50:00 PST

2004....

one more night ion hollywood...     i just don't know about people in this town anymore...yeah it's the same old bullshit comin out of my mouth but every night i go to work and stand on cahu...
Posted by JASON CHRISTOPHER on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:37:00 PST

jersey......

once or twice a year i get a mouthwatering sensation to walk through the parks of new york city in the spring. cuz i know the dogs are humping and the girls are leaving the winter jogging jackets in t...
Posted by JASON CHRISTOPHER on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:45:00 PST

PHIL ANSELMO AND THE DOUCHETRIP...

if you know phill anselmo or want to get on his asskissing side please...feel free to email this to him or anyone who knows him....i roll into tiny's last night and phil is there.i met him a few times...
Posted by JASON CHRISTOPHER on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 04:49:00 PST

the first part

drained by all the abuse. cant tell wether im coming or going home again.and the light in the dark is a candle i hold in the rain.
Posted by JASON CHRISTOPHER on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 11:46:00 PST