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MARY.CHAIN.

IF bullshit were music you'd be a big brass band.

About Me



I'm happy, Not a damsel in distress. I have everything I need, see: Content. I can divulge absolutely nothing while appearing to reveal everything. I'm really bad at "keeping in touch", so get over it. I'm uber feminine, hyper independent and stubborn as fuck. When I'm ready to leave a bar I won't look for you to say goodbye but I'll text you when I arrive home safely. I read books backward. I'm an organ donor and when I die I'd like to be reincarnated as a figment of your imagination. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who talk too much.
The end.

Coup de grace

My Interests



Voyeurism, People watching, Bridge Burning, Mustaches, Blasphemy, Mt. Hollywood, Dante's View, Griffith Park, Stereotyping, Caffeine, Privacy, deja vu, RAIN, thunderstorms, trains, subways, drinking in the daytime, eating whipped cream straight from the can, vanilla, high heels, parasols, texting, argyle, Liz Taylor, Natalie Wood, Taxidermy, Swedish, invisibility, morbid curiosity, juxtaposition, rubbing salt into wounds, sleeping with the windows open, silence, secrets and the Ponyboy character from the outsiders. Stay Gold..

I'd like to meet:



You... don't... hold... a... candle...

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Music:



ROY ORBISON, Tom Waits, Nick Cave, THE CLASH!, GoGol Bordello, Danzig, The Misfits, The Murder City Devils, Gang Of Four, The Jam, The Afghan Whigs, The Hellacopters, Hank III, Dwight Yoakum, The BUZZCOCKS, The Arcade Fire, Eagles of Death Metal, THE The, Joy Division, Interpol, JAMC, BRMC, Joe Esposito.

Movies:



IRREVERSIBLE, Teeth, There Will Be Blood, THE Outsiders, THE Loveless, Wristcutters, Blue Velvet, Less Than Zero, SHOP GIRL, VIRGIN SUICIDES and Lost In Translation, BOONDOCK SAINTS, ETERNAL SUNSHINE, WHAT DREAMS MAY COME, GREAT EXPECTATIONS, BETTY BLUE, SPLENDOR IN THE GRASS, HERO, TATTOO (THE GERMAN ONE), DANGEROUS LIAISONS (not that BULLSHIT Ryan Phillipe remake), QUILLS, TRUE ROMANCE, KEN PARK, NOWHERE, SPLENDOR, DOOM GENERATION, MYSTERIOUS SKIN and all Greg Araki films, THE CITY OF LOST CHILDREN, THINGS TO DO IN DENVER WHEN YOU'RE DEAD, THE VILLAGE, CLOSER, the LIBERTINE and the ILLUSIONIST.

Television:



T.V. is so lame. You're all a bunch of sheep. Even organized religion is cooler than T.V.

Books:



Thomas Hardy: Tess Of the D'Urbervilles, Shakespeare, Wordsworth, Sylvia Plath, John Donne, Chuck Palahniuk, The Gideons, M.Gira, Edith Wharton, Brett Easton Ellis, Guy de Maupassant, Marquis De Sade, History, Death, Violence, Drugs, Love, The "I Hate Preppies Handbook".

Heroes:



Bianca Halstead. She knows, I am sure

Stuff that is really none of your business:

Status: Taken.
Hometown: Hollywood Forever
Religion: God save the Queen
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Smoke / Drink: GROSS. NO. / Yes
Children: Absolutely NOT.
Education: Kinda
Income: I am rich in tattoos $$$
Occupation: Drink Slinger/Bridge Burner/Stereotyper

My Blog

DEAR COCAINE:

Dear Cocaine: If you don't mind could you and your "friends" please stay out of my life.Since I don't personally like you myself I see no reason why I should continue to meet people that you hang out ...
Posted by MARY.CHAIN. on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:53:00 PST

The black dress mafia does VEGAS

Here are the photos from our "business trip" to Las Vegas for the MAC HERE AND NOW LIVE AT LIGHT event at the Bellagio Hotel...which is where we stayed too...beautiful hotel!  I met some amazing ...
Posted by MARY.CHAIN. on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:32:00 PST

The day I met our American Idol.

A.K.A This blog was viewed 75 times today and got ONE comment. Fucking Lurkers.   I arrived Thursday night wired and went with Shawn to Martys for a burger. It was the best burger I ever had. The...
Posted by MARY.CHAIN. on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:45:00 PST

This blog is no longer relevant.

Sometime in 2005...It's fire season and you are a bridge.To whom it may concern:  I am sending back your things...little items, random memories.You can expect a delivery soon. I don't want t...
Posted by MARY.CHAIN. on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:08:00 PST

You're so vain. I bet you think this blog is about you.

  What do you do....when you've let someone KNOW you...really know you, not the myspace you, and then you don't want them to know you anymore.  I don't have a giant circle of friends in...
Posted by MARY.CHAIN. on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 09:29:00 PST

WHAT LYING DOES TO PEOPLE.

If you had never told that pathetic lie I would not be destroyed right now in a puddle on the floor. But you selfishly wanted to sleep with me spend time with me "accidentally" fall in love with me wh...
Posted by MARY.CHAIN. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I AM NOT HEARTBROKEN

LISTEN PEOPLE.....I AM VERY FAMILIAR WITH THE FACT THAT PEOPLE COME AND GO IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.I MET A CUTE BOY AND WE HAD MONTHS OF FUN AND LOVE TOGETHER BUT IT HAS TO END SOMETIME. IT DOESN'T MATT...
Posted by MARY.CHAIN. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST