I've been thinking with my guts
since I was fourteen years old and,
frankly speaking, I've come to the
conclusion that my guts have shit
for brains
.
I HATE MY FRIENDS
So do I, little guy. They alway's want to drag you out when you don't want to go out and they want to stay in whenever it's party time. The secret to retaining good friends is dumping the stupid shitty ones. I, for example, recently had to let a dude go for saying, "I'm going to write it in big letters but when you email me you have to make it in smalls."
Define who the keepers are.
If you're straight, gay jokes are the best way to see who your BFF's are (If you're homosexual, everyone who doesn't care is a BFF).
Men:Can you walk down the street with this guy holding his hand and lovingly call him Charles?
Ladies:Can you fondle her tits in public and scream, "Tune in Tokyo-hellooo!"? That's a best pal right there. The rest are secondary, thirdary even. Here are the categories.
*Gay Joke pals:People you look forward to seeing and talking about outfits with out kidding. This is the only person you tell about your cheats.
*Dudes and homegirls:These are people who probably would be your gay-joke pals if they lived in the same town as you or had any time to hang out.
*Table Scraps:These are pretty fun people who you don't know well. You may spend all night talking to them if you see them at a bar (prime potential to being bumped up to the second tier-unless they say something idiotic when they're giving out their email address) but then, you may not see them for months.
The beauty of organizing your friends like this is, when you get a call from someone in the third tier going, "Dude, you never call me back, we have to get a beer," you can relaxe and quietly think to yourself, "Relaxe pal, I've got plenty of shit to deal with up on the top two groups. I don't need your guilt-trip bullshit right now, you fucking table scrap," and the stress is relieved.
And If there is a God I know He likes to Rock!Ac/Dc, StoneRoses, ModestMouse, Arcade Fire, Serge Gainsbour, Elvis, Refused, OutKast, blur, WhiteStripes, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Jesus & Mary chain, suede, Sisters Of Mercy, DavidHasselhoff, Nick Cave, The Hellacopters,Turbonegro, Sigur Røs, T.Rex, LeoSayer, INTERPOL, Christopher Cross, Kasabian, Alien Sex Fiend, Al Green, HotSnakes, Black Heart Procession, Blonde Redhead, Happy Monday's Bill Withers, Del Fonics, Stooges, OASIS, C.C.R., JohnnyCash, 22-20s, Queen, JohnnyThunders, BillyIdol, Cramps, Ride, Q-tip, Adorable, Polak, Gene, PULP, Love, Esthero, Leonard Cohen, Smiths, Pixies, the jazz butcher, bauhaus, Love and Rockets, Journey, Postal Service, Walkmen, Hall and Oats , The Jam, Kenny Loggins, Michael McDonald, Van Halen, Wannadies, Christian Death, Guns & Roses, White Snake, KISS, Tenacious D... and such...... HussyJR.comimg src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/mylovelife999/Im age10_ENL.jpg"
Thank you to my friends Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg for making the best movie in years... Shaun Of the Dead... cheers young men... HussyJR.com
Catcher in the Rye, Galopagos, Slapstick, Fear and Loathing in Las vegas, Dry, Shop Girl, Pleasure of my company, High Fidility, Intruders, works of Carlos Castaneda, The Death and life of Superman, etc...
in the end they all die.