fan mail |
Look at this email I got today:
waowwww?baby you are cute ;;i cherish your picssssbaby pls are you single??????baby pls i must confess am in love plssssssssbaby will you be mine;;pls i realy need to k...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 06:58:00 GMT |
election 2008 |
OK- everyone is asking me, "Who is Tom going to vote for in the Presidential election?" I have been wondering that myself. Sometimes I just wait until the day I go in to vote, then I go into the...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:14:00 GMT |
watch out for harrah’s! |
This is what Harrah's New Orleans did to me and they will do the same to you as well... I'm a PLATINUM Card Holder and my brother is a GOLD card Holder. We both booked a room on Harrash's New Orl...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 18:11:00 GMT |
thanks, george bush |
i spent my economic stimulation check at walmart. i bought shaving cream, some hair dye, a pack of gum, 2 beach towels (on clearance), cheetohs, a car magazine, a pack of c batteries, deep woods off, ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:30:00 GMT |
idea for saving money |
if corn is made up of 90% water, and they make gas out of corn, why can't they just use water for gas? now that all those states are flooded, they could pump the water into gas refinery tanks and then...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:25:00 GMT |
UnAmerican |
I have been accused of being "unAmerican" whatever that means- that isn't even a real word really.
Because I drive Italian cars, smoke Cuban cigars, drink Scotch whiskey and buy all my groceries at Wa...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 08:30:00 GMT |
the 80s |
the 80's was probably the best time in western civilization- you had magnum, dallas, dynasty, and then purple rain came out. i remember sitting in the movies just blown away by prince's tig...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:53:00 GMT |
my mustache |
this morning after my long walk listening to prince i took a shower, then put conditioner on my mustache and sat in the steam room for 20 minutes. then i trimmed my mustache. little red co...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:24:00 GMT |
get to know me better |
many of you think i am just about the mustache and that hurts my feelings. there is a lot more to me than my "traffic stopping good looks, million dollar personality, and golden hollywood career."&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:42:00 GMT |
before i was famous |
back when i was at ucla i joined a group of cutting edge physicists trying to make a bose-einstein condensate from beer. the idea was to make a "superfluid" beer which would flow forever.
we...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:44:00 GMT |
