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Dirge

If only. Those must be the two saddest words in the world.

About Me

I'm very snazzy.
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My Interests



Taxidermy, Tattoos, I play an ungodly amount of video games, BMWs, stretched lobes, Vintage Halloween stuff, World War 2 European Theater, Battle tactics, Warsteiner, Magic tricks, pumpkins and Jack-O-lanterns, Walt Disney, spiders, Star Wars- the original trilogy! I want to join the Empire so bad, sharks, Wax museums, pirates, Eddie Izzard. Umbrella Corporation.

I'd like to meet:

Napoleon Bonaparte, Erwin Rommel, Walt Disney, H.G. Wells, Jack the Ripper, The Black Dahlia (both halves).

Music:

Skinny Puppy, Scarling, Misfits, Murder City Devils, Tom Waits

Movies:

DOWNFALL, Death Proof, The Illusionist, Old boy, Kunf Fu Hustle, Battle Royale, Versus, Audition, Jaws, Watership Down, The Iron Giant, Incredibles, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Memento, Saving Private Ryan, Lord of the Rings- Return of the King, Bubba Ho Tep, Shaolin Soccer, Lucky Number Slevin, Layer Cake.

Television:

Pushing Daisies, Angel, Jericho, Heroes, Reaper, Chuck, Black Books, The Simpsons, Band Of Brothers, Law and Order, The Wire, Six Feet Under, People's Court, Wanted, Entourage, The Pretender, Family Guy, Rome, Lost

Books:

Choke, Fight Club,

Heroes:

Edgar Allan Poe, Ernest Shepard

My Blog

Political Angst. Or... Politics Me Off sounds better maybe.

In the past, I usually don't let my politics be known. I'm just a comic book artist. Who cares what I think and I generally respect other people's opinions.That said... WHAT THE $%ING HELL????!!! McCA...
Posted by Dirge on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:57:00 PST

Life Leech

A sizable chunk of my last year went to writing a Lenore feature film script to try and sell with the obvious hope of it being made. It's the funniest, best story I've ever written. Unfortunately, I'm...
Posted by Dirge on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:27:00 PST

Uh....

http://scitech.blogs.cnn.com/2008/09/09/the-world-will-not-e nd-this-week/
Posted by Dirge on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:27:00 PST

Some Comic Con Pictures Finally

Actually no pictures of in the convention itself. The parties after are much more fun....
Posted by Dirge on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:46:00 PST

Again with the Comic Con.

After eleven years, I am leaving Slave Labor Graphics to move on with other opportunities. It is with a heavy heart that I make this announcement. I will deeply miss working with them. They were like ...
Posted by Dirge on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 10:44:00 PST

Comic Con

Heyyyyy. So, I'm just getting ready to head down to San Diego now. I TOLD Slave Labor I'd most likely only be there Friday and Saturday this year because they didn't get me a hotel room, so I apologiz...
Posted by Dirge on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:26:00 PST

Lenore14.

Lenore14. Yup. Should have been done and out by now. It isn't. Surprisingly, I don't own a castle and have to pay rent on a nice little cozy house, so I had to do a bunch of other projects just to mak...
Posted by Dirge on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:07:00 PST

Phone died. Just sayin.

If you're one of my usual gang of thieves and you've tried to call or text me in the past couple of days, I'm not ignoring you....this time. My phone died, having taken its own life. It was its time t...
Posted by Dirge on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:15:00 PST

2 pieces.

Only have these two right now. Working on a bunch of Lenores for art book section. If anyone is interested, lemmie know, yo.Bear Rug. $210.00Birdie Wrangler. $150.00...
Posted by Dirge on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:52:00 PST

Toronto Signing

I’m doing a small signing at Silver Snail Comics tomorrow, Staurday the 15th at 2:00 pm.If you’re in the area, come by and say howdy, howdy. I will stare at you silently as though you were...
Posted by Dirge on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:18:00 PST