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About Me

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fatally pulchritudinous
now get out of my office before you start throwin up little ... fruity things!

I put the ORC in DORK

Evening star struck one, Wondering how come Suddenly becoming completely undone.Just as I looked into your eyes for the first time. I was already in love with you.Nothing in my dreams, Could possibly have braced me, For the feeling that faced me on.Just as I looked into your eyes for the first time, I was already in love with you.My heart tapped me on the shoulder, And whispered in my ear:
"Don't be a pussy all your life"
Star Wars Horoscope for Aquarius
You can be cruel and torment people who disagree with you. Deep down, there is a peace-loving, friendly side to youYou have a knack for inflicting pain on people and use your intellect during battle.Star wars character you are most like: Darth Vader What is Your Star Wars Horoscope?hell yeah
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
when you said to shred the documents.. i just assumed you meant all of them.
Your True Love Is a Cancer
Why you'll love a Cancer:
Cancer's loyal and sincere heart makes your own sensitive heart melt.
Caring and devoted, a Cancer will take the lead in pursuing you - and not give up!
Why a Cancer will love you:
You're laid back enough to deal with Cancer's little mood swings and freak-outs.
A fellow homebody, you know how make Cancer comfortable and at home with you. What Sign Is Your True Love?
You Are 24 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

My Interests

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writing, bowling, reading, writing, bowling, working, bowling, schooling, um.. it gets kinda repetitive at this point... ooh ooh... drinking every now and then.. when i have money... which is seldom.. which brings me back to working... ah, crap. video games, PC games, Magic the Gathering (no one will play with me anymore), white russians, skateboarding when i can, playing pool, and oh yeah, bowling.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no reason.
if you haven't seen the avalanches video for frontier psychiatrist.. then you need.. to.. do that. right now. click below
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I'd like to meet:

wes anderson, simon pegg & edgar wright, george romero, the coen brothers, jon lovitz, steve martin, adrien brody, steve buscemi, david foster wallace, douglas adams, michael crichton, and crispin glover -- because if you've ever heard his dvd commentaries... or seen his interviews... i just have to see this guy in person. he's just...odd. and i love it.

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Music:

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fountains of wayne, alkaline trio, i am kloot, led zeppelin, WEEZER, they might be giants, dwight yoakam, lit, me first and the gimme gimmes, the queers, darlington, the ramones
screeching weasel

beck, cake, ben folds five (and solo ben), the buzzcocks, cletus, darlington, coldplay, the beatles, 2 skinnee j's, fiona apple, NOFX, katherine whalen, pink martini, outkast, the deftones, smoking popes, the smiths, wilco, soul coughing, philip glass, prodigy, squirrel nut zippers, gary allen, outkast, 80's music is awesome. i'm gonna have to think about it a little longer. . . oh oh. lillingtons, teen idols, chixdiggit!, cream, elliot smith, the cure, the clash, gr... the riverdales, lyle lovett, michael buble. . i listen to some wierd shit.. ok. enough for now.

Movies:

Shaun of the fucking Dead dude
Amelie

boondock saints

the big lebowsky
fargo, monty python & the quest for the holy grail, star wars (all but episodes one, two and three. i didn't like those too much), kung fu hustle, Punch Drunk Love, Intolerable Cruelty, Cannibal the musical, Hudsucker Proxy, bubba ho-tep, army of darkness, evil dead (1 & 2), princess bride, o, brother where art thou?, raising arizona, little shop of horrors, boogie nights, magnolia, (any p. t. anderson movie) ANYTHING WITH STEVE BUSCEMI. ahem... sorry. i get excited about some buscemi. oh yeah, beetlejuice, edward scissorhands, tim burton rocks, lord of the rings, anything with zombies, donnie darko, josie and the pussycats, amelie, the rats of nimh, reservoir dogs, rushmore, royal tenenbaums, bottle rocket, pulp fiction, kill bill 1 & 2, the incredibles, brain candy, finding nemo

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Television:

simpsons

futurama

Invader Zim!

home movies

(notice a pattern? if it's a cartoon, there is a good chance i may be watching it), venture brothers, TOM GOES TO THE MAYOR.. robot chicken, the oblongs, family guy, king of the hill, aqua teen hunger force, sea lab 2021, jiminy glick, seinfeld, star trek, south park, foster's home for imaginary friends (this cartoon kicks ass), kids in the hall, scrubs, UCB...

Books:

lullabye, haunted, diary, inviisble monsters, stephen king is amazing, harry potter, catch-22, oblivion, the corrections, infinite jest (in media res), anything douglas adams

most michael crichton, the Aeneid (in the original latin only), dark elf trilogy..

i just really like r.a. salvatore. (i haven't started icewind dale yet), perks of being a wallflower, silence of the lambs, hannibal, red dragon, betweeen overcast nights
and of course, Lenore

Heroes:

douglas adams, because he wrote books the way i think.. and if i could sit still long enough to write a book, then i know it would have a chance because his shit made it. that makes me feel like i'm not completely destined to fail.. just partly, david foster wallace because he's such a smart fuck. jesus what an asshole. ..

My Blog

new year

no matter how many times the new year comes around, i'm always shocked at how much can happen. it seems like there should always be a fresh start. that's the feeling behind the occasion. this year was...
Posted by Pril: Professional Rat Whisperer on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:59:00 PST

christmas

is a great holiday. u get a couple of presents, eat some food, get wasted way 2 early in the nite, watch animaniacs until u pass out & top it all off with a super fun pukefest @ 7 am the next morning ...
Posted by Pril: Professional Rat Whisperer on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:21:00 PST

Let's Hear it For Love

Let's hear it for heartache Let's hear it for pain Let's hear it for poison tears that wash your dreams down the drain Let's hear it for sleepless nights Let's do it again Let's hear it for love...
Posted by Pril: Professional Rat Whisperer on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 11:33:00 PST

fake tales of san francisco echo through the room

i have only been trying to find myself these past few weeks. i've only found that i really don't know. it's funny how we all affect each other's lives without trying or sometimes even knowing. every r...
Posted by Pril: Professional Rat Whisperer on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 10:50:00 PST

i got better

huh. well. i'm alright. couple of days off of work and some good friends. a promising opportunity. i can honestly say that things are looking up and i'm not going to feel bad anymore about what it was...
Posted by Pril: Professional Rat Whisperer on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 05:34:00 PST

who's in a good mood?

He handed her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said,"I'll love you till the last one dies." i think that this quote is wonderful. it just hit me the right way.. hm....
Posted by Pril: Professional Rat Whisperer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

me me me

i have made bowling history!!! well, i have done what i personally have never done before, and that is: bowl a 700 series. three games (232, 258, 212) and yes, i get a shirt for that.. and i am so pro...
Posted by Pril: Professional Rat Whisperer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST