New Shoes! |
I was getting my stilts grafted on(the clown shoes just don't look right without them!) the other day and the doctor brushed over my knee with his elbow and wouldn't you know it, my reflexes kicked th...
Posted by Whitt Algar on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:02:00 PST |
So you wanna be a rock star |
I was playing at Big John's Tavern Saturday and during my set break this old guy with a ZZ top beard and rubber fishing boots told me to, "come outside, i wanna talk to ya." I already know where...
Posted by Whitt Algar on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:35:00 PST |
Gobama!! |
I am not a racist. My best friend's black. Well, he was in the fifth and sixth grade. I intend to vote for Obama. I did vote for Edwards in the primary because I thought there ...
Posted by Whitt Algar on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:28:00 PST |
Kurt Vonnegut R.I.P. |
:(
Posted by Whitt Algar on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:47:00 PST |
drunk people |
i was playing recently at the village tavern and saw one of the funniest things i've ever seen.. it all started like this
i finished playing and was loading my equipment into my car. during one ...
Posted by Whitt Algar on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:27:00 PST |
Hemingway's suicide note |
"The only two things I like to do are write and fuck... and I can't do either one worth a damn anymore."
KA-BOOM!!
wow... now thats a rock star...
Posted by Whitt Algar on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:32:00 PST |
race relations |
the other night i was buying beer at a late night gas station... the station attendant was black and the guy in front of me was a white frat-boy.. ok maybe i shouldn't jump to conclusio...
Posted by Whitt Algar on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 10:47:00 PST |
I got shot last night |
so i played a show in Idaho(no you da ho! HA!) last night and i had just finished my 48 minute Sade Odyssey and whilst enjoying a dodo bird gyro(I know they're extinct but they're delicious!), so...
Posted by Whitt Algar on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:55:00 PST |
Area man who only smokes while drinking always drinking |
haha.. its funny... cuz its true..
Posted by Whitt Algar on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 11:49:00 PST |
its always hot at the firehouse |
the other night i was playing at the firehouse in summerville... rurrrrral... anyways in the bathroom the stall has a huge gash about 3 feet long at the bottom of which it says "my knife was here" ......
Posted by Whitt Algar on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 04:12:00 PST |
