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Chris Drake 2.000000001

My body has a mind of its own, so what does it need me for?

About Me

here at the chris drake corporation, we feel it is necessary to give the appearance of the constant improvement of our prototype model, chris drake. new editions will be released intermittently, to pretend like our prototype is not deteriorating in a downward spiral of booze, women, hard narcotics, scaring horses, plasma direction, mountain discovery, and staple eating. though our official stance on these activities may not be negative, we do not openly advertise this to our clients.

thank you for interest in chris drake 2.000000001. if you would like a sample version, it only costs 1000 years.

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My Interests

friends!, wikipedia!!!, females, breathing, riding my bike, lifestyle minimalism, reading, writing, improv, ping pong, backgammon, not eating meat, burritos, road trips, martial arts i.e. bar fighting, philosophical promiscuity, stimulation, long serious discussions, short farcical diatribes, dry humor, wet humor

Music:

APOSTLE OF HUSTLE. Remington Steale. Radiohead. Maximum Brain Squad. SING TOWN: A Story of Betrayal. They Might Be Giants. Super Furry Animals. Beach Boys. Huey Lewis and the News. Bruce Hornsby and the Range. Big Daddy Cock and the Queeves.

Movies:

Annie Hall.

Television:

Upright Citizens Brigade. Strangers with Candy. Sifl and Olly. Mr. Show. Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job. Seinfeld.

Books:

by KURT VONNEGUT. by DAVID FOSTER WALLACE. by PHILIP K DICK. also: A Confederacy of Dunces. Catch 22. Franny and Zooey.

Heroes:

or zeros?

My Blog

Stuff I've been reading

so i started doing little book reports a few months ago, but really only did one, which is a shame. the gods themselves...this is a book by isaac asimov that i finished reading a few months ago, but i...
Posted by Chris Drake 2.000000001 on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 06:11:00 PST

Who I'd Like to Meet

It's still Kurt Vonnegut. As I will never actually meet the human being formerly known as Kurt Vonnegut, I sincerely hope that I will be able to meet other people that remind me of him.I want to meet ...
Posted by Chris Drake 2.000000001 on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

the crane wife....

ok, so i have never been a huge decemberists fan. i liked their folky storyteller sound alright, i just never heard anything that really amazed me. until now. it took me a while to give it a listen, s...
Posted by Chris Drake 2.000000001 on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:55:00 PST

On Workoholism...

workoholism is a terrible affliction, affecting thousands of families all over the US. many fathers spend incredible amounts of time at work, neglecting their children, wives, and other addictions to ...
Posted by Chris Drake 2.000000001 on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:00:00 PST

On Restraint...

Hello friends and readers of blogs,I have been thinking for a while about my life choices. I have made some good and some bad, but one I am still really proud of is being vegetarian. May I give just a...
Posted by Chris Drake 2.000000001 on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:04:00 PST

Tralfamadore

Tralfamadore is a faraway planet. The literal translation of its name is "all of us." The beings there exist in all times in the past, present, and future simultaneously. They know exactly where their...
Posted by Chris Drake 2.000000001 on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:44:00 PST

Clever Marketing

I know we're all used to identifying bullshit myspace accounts that are just a type of guerilla marketing, but i think finally, the marketers have realized that by spending an extra 10 minutes setting...
Posted by Chris Drake 2.000000001 on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:21:00 PST

DEL THA FUNKEE HOMOSAPIEN PICS!!!!!!

oh wait, i don't have any. i was working for wheel of fortune this week as they shot some b-roll footage with vanna white to prepare for shooting here in january. she was showing off the cars and all ...
Posted by Chris Drake 2.000000001 on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 12:39:00 PST

Slapstick, or Lonesome No More!

I just re-read this book by vonnegut as well. It was, like all of his other books, amazing. it is the story of two tall mongoloid children that appear grotesquely retarded, but are really geniuses...b...
Posted by Chris Drake 2.000000001 on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:46:00 PST

cliche blog fodder

personal type shit between a few people doesn't have to negatively affect the relationships between those parties and their mutual friends. we are all adults here. well, most of us are. hype about the...
Posted by Chris Drake 2.000000001 on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 12:22:00 PST