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Andre: Living Being of Carbon

Not every moment rules. But this one fucking does!

About Me

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I enjoy laughing at random things that most people don't even notice.
I love acting, and I will forever be a student of that game.
I'm a huge fan of musical theatre, I don't care how gay that makes me sound.
Making people laugh is a past time of mine.
I'm delightfully random, in speech and thought.
Unlike 70% of america, I actually DO think Dane Cook is funny.
Television is awesome, just because I'm always watching it, doesn't mean I'm lazy.
I'm currently obsessed (and have been for the last 3 years) with Scrubs.
I believe that Zach Braff is mush better than the shit movies he's made.
Speaking of movies, I will sometimes embarrass myself laughing at things that most people don't find funny (i.e. facial expressions during dramatic scenes)
I love Writing and reading, and I wish I had more time to dedicate to them.
My car just turned 10, and I love her with all my heart.
I love road trips, but I hate doing them for work.
I love people, and hate them at the same time.
I am an admitted Self-sabateur.
I'm a passionate person in all aspects of my life.
That is all.
Chocolate Bear Out.
(yes, I stole that from Scrubs...)

My Interests

Acting (theatre Stage and Screen), Writing (you know, books, plays...porno lol), finding - making out with - and then fleeing scared from girls, Girls in general, Pro Wrestling, Working, Working Out, female relations,and Myself.

I'd like to meet:



My Celebrity Crush -- Sarah Silverman...

Robert Rodriguez
He makes me feel like my dreams are attainable...and that I can actually make a living off of them.

MR. MIAGI!!!I don't care if his real name is Pat Morita, or whatever, I would sit down iwth him for hours as he would teach me the path to being... "THE NEXT KARATE KID"... and i would catch that damn fly in those chopsticks... TAKE THAT CHINESE DEATH ARMY.. I'LL SHOW YOU! I'll SHOW YOU GOOD WITH MY SUPER NUMCHUCK SKILLS.. WHOOOO-HAAAAAAA

And these guys...I never was big YouTuber, but these guys are fucking hilarious. Check them out.

.. START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
Which Scrubs character are you?
Dr. Cox
You are very sarcastic and bitter. You believe that everyone is always wrong and you are always right. Putting others down and making fun of them is one of your favorite passtimes.

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You are Iron Man Iron Man 85% Spider-Man 80% Catwoman 80% Hulk 75% Batman 65% Supergirl 65% Wonder Woman 65% The Flash 65% Green Lantern 60% Robin 55% Superman 50% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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Music:

Jay-Z, Kanye West, Servant, Disturbed, Juvenile, 36 Mafia, Project Pat ( his solo shit was GREAT), Nickelback, Seether, Panic! At the Disco, Fallout Boy (not really, I just like that one song), Puddle of Mudd, Lil Wayne, Young Joc (his LP was terrible though), Linkin Park / Fort Minor, John FUCKING Mayer (best guitarist since Hendrix), Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Busta Rhymes, Sean Paul, YoungBloodz, Kelly Clarkson (shut up, damn you!Don't laugh at me.), DMX, Run DMC, Poison, Whitesnake, Guns n' Roses, Flyleaf, Evenescence, John Legend,Saliva, and anything that Hen-Dizzle and Chrissy G do (Everybody on the Day is a MASTERPIECE!!!)

Movies:

Goodfellas, Rent (the 2004 motion picture), Chicago, Donnie Brasco, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Spider-Man 1&2, X-Men Trilogy, Gone in Sixty Seconds,Clerks...hell the whole "Criterion" Kevin Smith Collection (Chasing Amy being my favorite!) The Rise and Fall of ECW, Superman 1,2, and Superman Returns, The Devil Wears Prada, Snatch, Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, Boondock Saints, Four Rooms, Knockaround Guys, 300, GRIND HOUSE and Just about anything either Taratino and Rodruiguez directed.

Just about my favourite song from one of my favourite movies. I truly loved this movie,yet, I wasn't such a big fan of the Corpse Bride...

Television:

The Real World, South Park, Reno 911, Chappelle's Show, Psych, Scrubs (!!!!!!!), Seinfield, Garfield (the old animated series) and just about any WWE programming on TV.

Books:

Of Mice and Men, Silence of the Lambs, White Fang, Have a Nice Day, Foley is Good, The Communist Manifesto,Then Again, Maybe I won't, All of the old school Goosebumps books, they were the ish in middle school,The Trouble with Lemons, Jurassic Park, Catcher in the Rye, 8:37 (the book I wrote)

Heroes:

It's not my Alma Matter, but still, these kids have been through something that could inherently shatter a part if not more, of their lives. This is indeed a tragedy, my heart goes out to the people who were lost and those who lost loved ones.

Now...back to the funny...

The only one that matters, and the only onw that every man woman and child is and shouldbe talking about from now until his return to this earth and beyond.... no, not Jesus silly, Superman!

At Least Jesus is a good sport about it! By the way, happry B-day comimg up soon big guy, Make this one count. I want a PS3.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir
So what if you're a little nihilistic at times?
Life with meaning is highly over-rated.

Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

My Blog

The Perils of inner city living.

So, it'd been like FOREVER since I've written one of these, actually thanks to my new job, it's been a while since I've written anything. But thats another story. I've put up the "old cliched" countdo...
Posted by Andre: Living Being of Carbon on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:49:00 PST

Fun Fun Fun in the drunken SC Sun.

Sigh, it's been a while since I've posted one of these babies, but being bored at work will do some terrible things to you. So, this past week has been pretty damn cool, and incredible enlightening fo...
Posted by Andre: Living Being of Carbon on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:16:00 PST

Thinkers vs. Do-ers.

Today was a pretty good day. I saw "Grind House" for the second time. I loved it just as much as I did the first time. Actually, amidst all the terrible stresses as of late, things are going a HELL of...
Posted by Andre: Living Being of Carbon on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:46:00 PST

What in the hell is going on in my life at this moment?

Okay, so here's the skinny. Apparently I'm a mouth rapist. Yeah, I know it sounded silly as hell to me too. Let me preface this ordeal with a question. So, how many of you here, yes that means you, ha...
Posted by Andre: Living Being of Carbon on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:30:00 PST

Another day another blog....

So, i find myself in straight up Doogie Howser mode the last few days, I go like 5 months without posting a blog and then three in three days, so weird. The tag line for the night is; "Email wouldn't ...
Posted by Andre: Living Being of Carbon on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST

Blog-alicious...

Wow, to blogs in two days, who woulda thunk it. Anyway, as I stared up at the celing fan from my new, yet slighly used couch which is now next to my new, yet slightly used Futon...thanx Lex... I stare...
Posted by Andre: Living Being of Carbon on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:13:00 PST

Broken Glass, Shattered Dreams..... Not emo, but VERY funny.

I woke up this morning to a sunshiny day and in a good mood for once. Actually ever since I've moved out I've been in a pretty good mood, despite certain set-backs as of late. But today was a differen...
Posted by Andre: Living Being of Carbon on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:09:00 PST

No Way Out

Tonight I feel the urge to run away. Just run away from it all and just disappear into the infiniteness that is this planet. I don't care where, but I have the notion to just pack all I have, gas up t...
Posted by Andre: Living Being of Carbon on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:16:00 PST

Reflecting back on the year past...another year older, man this train is moving fast...

Well, in about 50 minutes my profile is about to change itself, and say that I am 23 years old... awesome... well, happy birthday to me, from me. And Hopefully this year will be much better than the l...
Posted by Andre: Living Being of Carbon on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:33:00 PST

Runway Train.

So, here I sit, with a glass full of teqila and margarita mix and a mind heavy with sorrow, thought, and worry; feeling as if I am drowning in my own thoughts doubts and regrets. Listening to "Runaway...
Posted by Andre: Living Being of Carbon on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:51:00 PST