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Sassy Fontaine

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.

About Me

...hmmmm, let's see.....I like pina colada'a and getting caught in the rain (no really... i do). I'm a grown up, for the most part, but still have a kid in me that loves halloween, roller coasters, and christmas. I am a hopeless romantic. I love photo-booths. I am a rabid hockey fan. I know the difference between friends and acquaintances. I know the difference between lust and love. I know the difference between sex and intimacy. I want to visit Prague, Fiji, and Africa before I die. I don't like violence but i love UFC and hockey (go figure) I live by the golden rule. If I consider you my friend I will walk through fire for you, no questions asked. I am madly in love with my dog. I appreciate the small things. I never met a beer i didn't like. I'm pretty easy going, although sometimes I have road rage. No matter how many times love kicks me in the teeth, I will never be so jaded that I give up hope on finding the real thing (which makes me either romantically optimistic, incredibly stubborn, or just plain stupid) I definitely tip left on the political scale, and am appalled at the direction this country is taking. I have my own business, so I work a lot, but will always make time for life, I am too often reminded that it is too short. I try not to take the things or people in my life for granted, because i know that in an instant they can be taken from me. I try to stop and smell the roses every once in awhile. oh yeah, and sometimes I snort when I laugh, but in a very endearing way. ***********************************************************

My Interests

HOCKEY! music, music, muse-ic. HOCKEY!!!! bikram yoga, wine-ing, dine-ing, dancing, shows, bbq's, bowling, pool, movies, burlesque, tattoo's, hot rod's, HOCKEY!!! going to the horse-track, seeing old friends, making new friends, traveling, going to places i've never been, doing things i've never done, eating things i've never eaten, camping, cooking, dog's, UFC, HOCKEY!!!-(don't get me started!)... i'm always looking to broaden my horizon's, and trying to experience as much of this life as i possibly can. ..
How to make a sassy fontaine
Ingredients:
5 parts mercy
5 parts silliness
5 parts joy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity
Username:

Personality cocktail
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I'd like to meet:

... someone who can make me laugh till my beverage comes out my nose. someone who can stay up all night talking about everything and nothing. someone with whom I can share a comfortable silence. someone to stay in bed with on a rainy sunday and watch tv. someone to spoon. someone to fork. someone to travel with. someone who would paint a picture or write a song for me. someone to take me out of my comfort zone once in awhile. someone who can get me to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. someone who appreciates the art of kissing. someone who asks questions. someone who is kind to animals. someone who has lived life, has loved and lost, and has learned from their past without rendering them a complete EMOTIONAL CRIPPLE! someone who has visited the dark side but doesn't live there. someone who hasn't lost sight of what's really important. someone who touches my heart. someone who appreciates my quirks. someone not afraid to be goofy. someone with passion. someone with compassion. someone good to me. someone good FOR me. but most importantly, when the day is done, a friend........ Layne Staley...R.I.P.....you are missed....FREE THE WEST MEMPHIS 3!!!!

Music:

pretty much across the proverbial board- Willie, Johnny, Lorretta, Hank, Patsy, Frank, Eagles of Death Metal, the Dwarves, Motorhead, AC/DC, Tom Waits, Supersuckers, Tenderloin, Detroit Cobra's, , Turbonegro, Clash, Ramones, the Crue, Beck, Morphine, Fishbone, ZEKE, Throwrag, Sly Stone, Parliment, KISS , Alice in Chains, Old 97s, .....and most things old (old punk, old rock, old country, funk, ska, old soul, old metal, old skool hip hop ('specially the east coast shit) old blues.....)

Movies:

raising arizona, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, napoleon dynamite, kung-fu hustle, crouching tiger-hidden dragon, an inconvenient truth, pulp fiction, snatch, fight club, memento, american beauty, la femme nikita, kill bill (1 and 2), all monty python (but especially the holy grail), slingblade, bladerunner, grease, city of lost children, amelie, the green mile, heart of darkness, the godfather, american psycho, almost famous,kiss kiss bang bang,natural born killers, true romance,superbad, ....on and on and on....

Television:

any program about true crime and forensic science ( i have a severe case of morbid fascination ) south park, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, blah blah blah... and if it's between september and may... HOCKEY!!!!!

Books:

Geek Love, Devils Knot, and just about everything by Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King, Tom Robbins, Michael Moore, and David Sedaris

Heroes:

Dr. Kevorkian (it's a crime this man was in prison- he should get a fuckin medal!)----Anderson Cooper--THE WEST MEMPHIS 3!!! www.WM3.org (because it could happen to ANY of us)

My Blog

Costa Rica Beeeyatches!

anyone who knows me knows that i love to travel, and there are a million places i want to visit in the world before i leave it. thankfully i have friends who feel the same way that i do. what started ...
Posted by Sassy Fontaine on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:49:00 PST

R.I.P. Pappa

after a terribly long and painful fight with cancer, my father passed away this morning at 5am. i flew back to Norway last monday to be with him in his final days, and it was the best thing i could ha...
Posted by Sassy Fontaine on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 06:04:00 PST

for my friends who smoke

anyone who knows me,  knows that when it comes to smoking - i can be a bit of a nazi. and i get on your case because i love you and care about you.  i am an ex-smoker (smoked for the better ...
Posted by Sassy Fontaine on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:31:00 PST

4th Annual Cut n Drive Benefitting the West Memphis 3 Defense Fund

Hosted By: Linda HusjordWhen: Sunday Nov 19, 2006 at 4:00 PMWhere: Frenchy's Beauty Parlor2403 West Magnolia BlvdBurbank, CA 91506USDescription:Linda Husjord Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Sassy Fontaine on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:01:00 PST

Check out this event: 3rd Annual Cut 'N Drive Art Show & Charity Auction

Hosted By: Sassy Fontaine When: Saturday Oct 08, 2005 at 5:00 PMWhere: Frenchy's Beauty Parlor2403 West Magnolia BlvdBurbank, CA 91506USDescription:Sassy Fontaine Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Sassy Fontaine on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 04:53:00 PST

katrina! you FUCKING BITCH!

my heart is so heavy right now. new orleans, for all intents and purposes, is gone. for the time being anyway. it was a place which, when i visited for the first time, felt like home. it is beautiful,...
Posted by Sassy Fontaine on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 09:01:00 PST

Austin Texas Yee-Fuckin'-Haw!!! a play by play account

i just returned from an amazing weekend in Austin Texas. I went for the Lonestar Roundup (cars/music etc) we rolled into town thursday afternoon (along with sidekicks and partners in crime Carla- aka...
Posted by Sassy Fontaine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I left my heart in New Orleans

I just had the best vacation of my life. It wasn't just where I went but it was the feeling that it gave me. it was the people I had the honor of meeting. unfortunately it made me see LA in quite an u...
Posted by Sassy Fontaine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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surreal reality. not sure how to explain it. how is it that i can be SO sure of something one minute, then so clueless the next? feel confidant.... then feel so unbelievably fragile.... focused... th...
Posted by Sassy Fontaine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell

i just got home from another night in hollyweird. and , yes, i can feel it's a full moon. strangeness abounds. tonight my past confronted me, and my being "ok" and having "moved on" has been , at last...
Posted by Sassy Fontaine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST