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Kitten With a Wisk

It's not how far you fall---it's how high you bounce

About Me


I have no patience, I'm whip-smart, I want it all and I want it now. I'm foxy AND crafty. One of the few, the proud, the native Angeleno. A founding member of the Ass Brigade and Girl Squad. I am damned, dark and willing (I had to steal it, WP...forgive me). I'd rather listen to the Stones than the Beatles any day. I am a bad girl in good girl's clothing. I'm beginning to see the light. I am addicted to Craig's List. My favorite color is sparkly. I have compassion for the sick, but not the lame. I can suffer fools for about 5 minutes and then I just want to kick their asses. I know the difference between "want" and "need." I will kick your ass and not even smear my eyeliner. I drive like a maniac. I am a hopeless romantic...I wish I knew how to stop that. I'll have another caucasian, Gary. Stop taking me so seriously!!! I am not here to stroke your ego. I break like a little girl. Will I know it when I find it? I read everything, I remember more. I've lost more then I ever knew I had. I have more than I ever did... Which Bad Luck Bettie are you?
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My Interests

It's Like Dying in Public...my blog **************************Good music, good books, good friends. I'm straight up Betty Crocker and my Red Velvet Cake is beter than your grandma's---I'd bet my life on it. I've spent the last 3 years with very little free time to do anything I love...but it's all over soon, so here goes: I love going to the gym, surfing, the beach, altruism, meditation, doing absolutely nothing on a rainy day save for staying in bed with a good book and/or a good man (the good book is easier to find of late). Cooking for the people I love is one of my greatest pleasures. If we're friends, your birthday cake will be something to remember. Movies are essential as well as a good daily soundtrack.

I'd like to meet:

************************************************************ ************* Those with more personality than a houseplant and an IQ slightly higher than room temp. Seriously, if ya can't keep up, just stay home. Can you laugh at yourself? Good---rest assured I'll be laughing at you at some point. I don't have patience for whining. Acknowledge and move on. Do you know there's a point in your life where you have to stop blaming your parents, your past, your third grade teacher, that cop that busted you? Take responsibility for your OWN SHIT. Life's too short. I would also prefer it if you didn't have your head up your ass. It makes me worry that your back must hurt like hell and it also makes it IMPOSSIBLE for you to hear a g.d. word I say. ************************************************************ *************** Oh yeah---and a guy who can make me stutter.

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I'd like to meet these guys on the outside.....

Music:

Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, Don Tosti, The Coup, Pietasters, Paul Weller, Brad, Devil Doll, the Dualers, Desmond Dekker, The Slackers, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, Red Devils, Bad Religion, Patti Smith, Mark Lanegan, The The, Sisters of Mercy, Chingon, Incubus, The Knack, The Donnas, Voice of the Beehive, Mad Parade, Pennywise, Chris Isaak, Elvis Presley, Elvis Costello (who oddly enough just married our next contestant),Diana Krall, Morphine, Johnny Boyd, Chris Gaffney, Joss Stone, Jack Johnson, Dwight Yoakam, The Blasters (mmmmm...Dave Alvin), Michael Buble, Bobby Darin, Social Distortion, Hot Rod Lincoln, The Pretenders, Bruddah IZ, Lavay Smith & The Red Hot Skillet Lickers, Etta James, Peggy Lee, Ella Fitzgerald, X, The Reverend (Horton Heat AND Al Green), Cigar Store Indians, The Stones, Jet, Joan Jett, Jeff Buckley, Allison Krauss, Mayfield 4, Miles, Charlie, Ray, Thelonius (Monk AND Monster), Mahalia Jackson, Art Pepper, Leonard Cohen...and on & on. If it doesn't suck, I'll give a whirl! .. .. .. ....

Movies:

Salton Sea, Princess Bride, The Usual Suspects, The trial of Mary Dugan, Casablanca, The Women, Boondock Saints, Heathers, Crash, 40's film noir, 30's pre-code films, Dogs in Space (if you know of ANYONE who has a copy....send them my way PUHLEEESE!!), All That Jazz, Dogma, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Kung Fu Hustle, The Last King of Scotland, Big Wednesday, Chasing Amy, The Game, Old Hollywood Musicals, Ray, Auntie Mame, Pinero, Preaching to the Perverted, Valley Girl, The Wizard of Oz, Mullholland Drive, Mullholland Falls, Mean Girls, Love Actually, Double Indemnity, Swimming With Sharks, Blazing Saddles, Bubba Ho-Tep, Sordid Lives, Scarface, LA Confidential, The Way of the Gun ("Shut that cunt up or I'm going to come over & fuck start her head!"), Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, Better off Dead, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Secretary, Zoot Suit, Bring It On (don't start with me...there is more joy than you deserve in the first 5 minutes of that movie)

Television:

I don't have one. I watch movies on my laptop and listen to old time radio dramas...guilty pleasure.

Books:

We should read to give our souls a chance to luxuriate." ~~~~ Henry Miller~~~~Authors are easier to list: Geshe Kelsang Gyatso, Jack Kornfield, Joe R. Lansdale, Michael Connelly, Andrew Vachss, Hubert Selby(May the god of your understanding hold you in the palm of his hand. Good night, sweet man), Edward Lee, Robert Crais, Lee Child, Raymond Chandler,Tom Robbins, WM Burroughs, Augusten Burroughs, Charles Bukowski, John Irving, David Sedaris, Laurie Notaro, Ridley Pearson, Robert McCammon, Jim Carroll, Henry Rollins, Don Bajema, Elizabeth Cosin, James Ellroy, John Albert, Noah Levine, Stephen Levine, HH the Dali Lama. I read a lot...an abnormal amount...pick up a book and fucking read it. NOW.

Heroes:

My parents. Anybody stepping up and making it...those who realize the size of their paycheck does NOT reflect the size of their talent...are you honest, true to yourself and others? Then get on the hero train...

My Blog

Dirty Laundry

1) What would you do if someone told you that you were the most amazing person ever and they wanted to wake up next to you and see your face every single day for the rest of their life?well...once I s...
Posted by Kitten With a Wisk on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:26:00 PST

It’s a keeper

I swore to myself I wouldn't do this anymore.... but you're right. It's a keeper. If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:pony tail holder, flip flops, lip gloss and 86749476 lbs ...
Posted by Kitten With a Wisk on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:22:00 PST

Blind Love

(as much as I love Tom Waits, I love Dave Alvin's version of this song more...he sings this like a warm blanket)   Now you're gone, and it's hotels and whiskey and sad-luck damesAnd I don't ...
Posted by Kitten With a Wisk on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:47:00 PST

I wanna new drug

Or at least one that fucking works... Generally, I'm not one to piss and moan about being sick because; a) it doesn't do any good and 2) no one likes coming to a pity party. But lemme tell ya, in the ...
Posted by Kitten With a Wisk on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:48:00 PST

Sitting with emotions

Setting A Limit To Sit With EmotionsHow Long Our emotions color our lives with varying palettes. Sometimes we feel a strong emotion in reaction to something that has happened, but emotions also visit...
Posted by Kitten With a Wisk on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:38:00 PST

Note from an older woman to a younger one

I found this blog this morning....how fantastic! Where was this when I was 21??       1) You are at least ten times prettier than you think you are. That holds true no matter how prett...
Posted by Kitten With a Wisk on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:08:00 PST

Sappy but true...

  Every Woman Should Have ...one old love she can imagine going back to... and one who reminds her how far she has come......enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her o...
Posted by Kitten With a Wisk on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:11:00 PST

It all comes around

So, wow. I’m on a bit of a break, (which of course makes me insane) and it’s given me a little time to take a breath and look around---check out the road signs as it were. Two people ...
Posted by Kitten With a Wisk on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:26:00 PST

Chris Gaffney

Hey Y’all,The fabulous Chris Gaffney of the Hacienda Brothers is very sick with liver cancer and needs some financial assistance. Please check out this website, which has details about his condi...
Posted by Kitten With a Wisk on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:32:00 PST

Wednesdays are tough...

  SAY EXACTLY WHATS ON YOUR MIND & DONT CHANGE IT. 1. You & your ex - Are still exes thank gawd. Oh wait...which ex? 2. I am listening to - The News From Lake Wobegon. I’m a dork ...
Posted by Kitten With a Wisk on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:54:00 PST