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Rob Dukes

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About Me

"After our last tour, which was fucking insane but the stories are great - everything from cops raiding the bus to getting thrown off planes and fighting with the passengers on the way off to knocking out some drunken asshole in Germany, where to begin..."The band flew back to Cali, I went to New York, and me and one of my closest friends got on our motorcycles (I was on an F4; he has a Superhawk) and we started on a six-week journey which took us to three countries, 36 states, and 14,652 miles. We went to the four corners of the United States and 12 national parks, scuba diving in Key West, then Austin, Roswell, and Carlsbad. I went gliding over The Rockies in Boulder, we the rode through the Grand Canyon, Zion Park, Monument Valley, Brice Canyon, Marble Canyon, down to the most southwest corner in Tijuana then to Los Angeles, and then all the way to Vancouver... then through Montana, Yellowstone, Badlands, and a really cool place called Beartooth Pass (my personal favorite), then all the way to the corner of Maine, then back to New York. My buddy got two speeding tickets; I got zero. We got pulled over six times and I talked my way out of it. I almost dragged some asshole out of his car and beat him to death, so he called the cops. Nothing came of it; he dropped the charges (don't swerve into a bike just because you're stuck in traffic and we're not, motherfucker). After awhile, we just didn't pull over anymore. Our average speed was about double the posted speed limit... big sweeping turns at 120 mph... fucking awesome!!! It was the trip of a lifetime, and I took it. Next trip is Morocco to Cape Town, or maybe New York to Alaska via Canada."EXODUS is currently on the Jagermeister-sponsored Monsters Of Mayhem tour with HATEBREED, NAPALM DEATH, THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER, DESPISED ICON, and FIRST BLOOD. This is the last North American tour in support of "Shovel Headed Kill Machine". On November 1, EXODUS will begin its year-end European tour in the U.K. and make its way throughout the continent I'm a musician... in the last year i've been to 31 countries...i've toured the states 5 times I like art...i like cartoons...i like comics...stand up comedy is the most honest of all art (well the good ones anyway)I'd rather be alone

My Interests

the ocean...surfing... going really fast on a snowboard... a good book... twisty roads...(on a motorcycle) scuba diving... tattoo's... the guitar... video games... adult swim

I'd like to meet:

death while laughing

Music:

SLAYER,KYUSS,THE METERS,BOB MARLEY,TSOL,SUBLIME,PENNYWISE,TOOL,TRANSPLANTS,BEASTIE BOYS,RANCID,THE CLASH,BLACK FLAG,(pre black album)METALLICA,THE ACCUSED,THE EXPLOITED,SEX PISTOLS,SEVENDUST,THE SHOCKER,PANTERA,GOOD RIDDENCE,IRON MAIDEN,PRIEST,SLIPKNOT,MILES DAVIS,L7,LARS FREDRICKSON AND THE BASTARDS,DEATH ANGEL,MACHINEHEAD,SNOT,SABBATH,BAD RELIGION,RUSH,AC/DC,SOCIAL D,CLUTCH,HELMET,PRONG,THE JOYKILLER,BAD BRAINS,THE STOOGES,STRAPPING YOUNG LAD,DEATH,DANZIG,THE POLICE,QUEEN,PELICAN,3 INCHES OF BLOOD,NOFX,CIRCLE JERKS,TENACIOUS D,,HENDRIX,FAITH NO MORE,VENOM,ANTHRAX,JOHNNY CASH,ZZ TOP,AGNOSTIC FRONT,HYPOCRISY,UNIDA,JACK JOHNSON,THE HAUNTED... WHAT I LIKE IS NOT ON THE RADIO SO...

Movies:

SEVEN...SOUTH PARK...RUN RONNIE RUN...40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN,STAR WARS(ALL OF EM)...TRUE ROMANCE...THE THING...ROAD WARRIOR...MAD MAX...DUEL...HELLRAISER(ALL OF EM)...ALIENS(ALL OF THEM)...full metal jacket...ninja scroll...spirited away...all the kevin smith movies...high fidelity...

Television:

METALOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!,south park,home movies,chappele's show,mr. show, Halo -legendary level, ps 2,x-box,family guy,squidbillies,aqua teen,sealab,venture brothers,harvey birdman,adult swim pretty much rules...

Books:

YOU MUST READ "LOVE ALL THE PEOPLE"it's a biography about BILL HICKS!!!!!() read DHARMA PUNX...read CASH(by johnny cash)...read "the necroscope" Brian Lumley"it's a 12 novel series...anything by hunter s thompson...read the war of art...stephen King...horror comix...true murder and crime stuff...there are a lot of cool star wars books...tales from jabba's palace is awesome...and the are a bunch of them...keuroac,ginsberg...

Heroes:

bill hicks , david cross is the funniest fucker alive right now

My Blog

Metalocolypse dream come true

you would think being blown by 3 penthouse models and the hot one begging me to cum in her mouth and all over her face or flying in a F-14 or whatever...my dream came true yesterday...i was on a carto...
Posted by Rob Dukes on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:30:00 PST

new tour

august 3rd to the 10th...mexico and cali...come on out cocksuckers and buy a shirt
Posted by Rob Dukes on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 09:29:00 PST

FUCK CARLOS MENCIA

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual &videoid=2015129155
Posted by Rob Dukes on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:50:00 PST

true story

ok...so i'm in Serbia playing a show...being in a band touring europe the one thing you get is bad food...i live on mostly Kebab's because everything else is horrible,anyway...so Serbia is on the late...
Posted by Rob Dukes on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:21:00 PST

fun as fuck

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cHgzlwAeuuI
Posted by Rob Dukes on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:53:00 PST

The Road

by Cormac McCarthy one of the best books i have ever read...http://www.cormacmccarthybooks.com
Posted by Rob Dukes on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:38:00 PST

ny for awhile

just got back to the starts after touring the US and Europe for 4 months...writing the the new record...fuck the holidays...i want a cigarette,it's been a year and a half...FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rob...
Posted by Rob Dukes on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:09:00 PST

summer tour

"After our last tour, which was fucking insane but the stories are great - everything from cops raiding the bus to getting thrown off planes and fighting with the passengers on the way off to knocking...
Posted by Rob Dukes on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 01:43:00 PST

bob tyrell tattoo

the guy fucking rules
Posted by Rob Dukes on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:15:00 PST

summer festivals...more to come...

14-06 NL Bosuil, Weert 15-06 NL Metropool, Hengelo 16-06 PT Cine-Teatro Corroios (Lisbon), SUMMER BLAST17-06 E Lorcarock, Lorca-Murcia 18-06 S AbartClub, Zürich 19-06 20-06 F Azimut, Nancy 21-06 D Zec...
Posted by Rob Dukes on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 11:21:00 PST