whats WORSE then a fuckin’ HATER?? A fuckin’ loser that JOCKS your shit but still HATES! |
yup, just when i thought a HATER was the worse lamest fuckin piece of SHIT on earth it HIT ME! Whats the fuckin deal with these FUCKS that JOCK your fuckin style and pretty much EVERYTHING else about ...
Posted by WHOREMOANS Clothes Cumpany on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:56:00 PST |
DRUNK DIALING...THE RULES TO IT |
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.3. If you are going to dru...
Posted by WHOREMOANS Clothes Cumpany on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:17:00 PST |
MANHOOD RULES....PLEASE READ! |
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie ...
Posted by WHOREMOANS Clothes Cumpany on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:11:00 PST |
MYSPACE VIRUS OR DISEASE OR SOMETHING?? SERIOUS SHIT ! ! |
IT SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF CHICKS ON HERE (IRONICLY A LOT OF THE ONE'S SAYING THEY'RE HOTT AND SHIT) ARE BEING TARGETED WITH THIS MYSPACE VIRUS OR DISEASE....PLEASE NOTE (CAUSE I DON'T THINK THEY'VE NOT...
Posted by WHOREMOANS Clothes Cumpany on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:35:00 PST |
FUCK these people/things |
FUCK pigs, FUCK the court system, FUCK judges, FUCK judge judy, FUCK the DA, FUCK authority, FUCK stinky girls, FUCK haters, FUCK dumb ass people, FUCK bush and FUCK bin laden, FUCK the people who lea...
Posted by WHOREMOANS Clothes Cumpany on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 01:15:00 PST |
WOMEN...true story =) |
1. How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened when she brings it.2. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't even afford a washing ma...
Posted by WHOREMOANS Clothes Cumpany on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 01:13:00 PST |
Pre Booty Call Agreement |
This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant...
Posted by WHOREMOANS Clothes Cumpany on Wed, 24 May 2006 05:30:00 PST |
RULES WOMEN NEED TO LEARN |
here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big...
Posted by WHOREMOANS Clothes Cumpany on Wed, 24 May 2006 05:28:00 PST |
The story behind WHOREMOANS |
WHOREMOANS was actually my best friend Dave "Dare Devil Dave" Lutz's (R.I.P BROTHER) idea. When I met Dave he said he had a great name for a clothes cumpany that we shoul...
Posted by WHOREMOANS Clothes Cumpany on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 10:08:00 PST |
