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Beerland

Eat your vegetables.

About Me

Go to beerlandtexas.com for more information

My Interests

Live Music, Beer, Liquor, Wine, Sodas, Cigarettes, Jukebox, Pool, Pac Man (16-in-one), Mortal Kombat 2, Centipede, Galaga, Megatouch, Tetris, TEMPEST, and Gauntlet!

I'd like to meet:

Musicians and fans of good music and drinking, people who know how to have a good time. People who think the smoking ban is another evil infringement on adults' rights by whiny busybodies who not only think they know what's best for everyone but also expect the entire world to cater to their every whim to extent that they would pass a law forcing us to do so.

Music:

punk rock, garage rock, new wave, post-punk and even country, blues, and roots music as the whim strikes me.

Movies:

Thank You For Smoking, Pontani Sisters GoGoRobics, Mondo Cane, Best of Burlesque, Logan's Run, and whatever you wanna watch.

Television:

Whatever's on, you pick. Usually it's Cartoon Network. Sometimes the Food Network....mmmm, food.

Books:

Books? What the hell is that? I prefer pictures.

Heroes:

Tacoland, Bates Motel, Raoul's, Blue Flamingo, Electric Lounge, Liberty Lunch, One Knite, Cavity Club, Cannibal Club, Club Foot, Sound Exchange, Armadillo World Headquarters, Vulcan Gas Company--Long live Tacoland!!

My Blog

How Do I Get a Gig at Beerland

How to Get a Gig at Beerland I... Networking- make connections and relationships with bands that already play Beerland or people who commonly book shows at Beerland. A... Many opening acts get their ...
Posted by Beerland on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How to Show Identification Without Being Such a Whiny Turd

How to Show Identification Without Being Such a Whiny TurdLast night this punk-ass bitch walked into my bar. I could tell he was a punk-ass bitch by the way he got snotty when I asked to see his ident...
Posted by Beerland on Tue, 02 May 2006 01:46:00 PST